N910P416: Hey, remember me?
uberous: No.
N910P416: Well you shouldn't. You don't know who I am.
uberous: I'm guessing you've met the guests?
N910P416: Do you engage in sexual activity through the internet with
people you have never met before using tropical fruits?
uberous: No, I meet them first, then we interact with the fruits, Dole
only.
N910P416: I like tropicana
uberous: You shouldn't.
uberous: They contain animal fats.
N910P416: But I do.
N910P416: I like animal fat.
N910P416: I have a good amount of my own.
uberous: I keep my animal fat tucked in my trousers.
uberous: All 4 inches of it.
N910P416: Four?? Oh my... what a big boy you are.
N910P416: Did you need a pump do acheive such a good size?
uberous: I'm female.
N910P416: Even yummier, Lou
uberous: Speaking of codfish, what brings you to me?
N910P416: Oh my aching urge for condensed food items hanging by
ropes from oak trees
uberous: Oak Trees give me the willies, although I enjoy the nectar of
a barbaloot fruit whilst stroking myself and soiling the ground beneath
me.
N910P416: I like to hump trees and orgasm all over their green leaves,
how about you?
uberous: Being a dendrophiliac is a turn off.
uberous: I like bestiality and skull fucking.
N910P416: My dog likes sadomasochism. I put him on a leash and
everything.... when he is naked.
uberous: I get sexual pleasure from eating the rind of an orange.
N910P416: Tropicana.
uberous: Back to that, are we?
uberous: I boycot items that start with letters of the alphabet.
N910P416: You like Tropicana.
uberous: That's what you deduce.
N910P416: Ever since you were a little boy I followed you around
Hauppauge... I followed your mom to the supermarket, I put "Dole"
stickers on the Tropicana oranges, you grew up loving Tropicana and
you didn't even know it. Muhahaha.
uberous: Hah, you are mistaken, I dont eat oranges, I'm anorexic.
N910P416: But you eat orange rinds. You get sexual pleasure from
doing so, you even admitted it.
uberous: Yes, not the orange though.
uberous: Don't lip-synch my sexual attractions, nay-sayer.
N910P416: Well technically you were eating a part of the orange, the
Tropicana orange
uberous: The rind is of the mind, it's not a physical apparition.
N910P416: Yes it is. It is as physical as this orgasm I feel coming on.
I feel like I am about to errupt.
uberous: I errupt with fresh mountain-seed. I was bred in the andes
mountains.
N910P416: Did you yodel and wear a kilt?
uberous: No, you're thinking of Grapefruit Hunter.
N910P416: I have sexual fantasies about your band's vocalist.
uberous: I not only fantasize, I live the dream.
N910P416: You get to fuck Ben?
uberous: Sure, you've never?
N910P416: Sadly, No.
uberous: That's depressing.
N910P416: Yes, It is.
