BobIsTheWay: Hello. Have you accepted Bob
as your personal savior? lou has stds: When and where do we meet? BobIsTheWay: The followers of Bob meet
every wendsay behind the dumpster at the
local church. lou has stds: The Bob himself cannot even spell a
day of the week? lou has stds: I am discouraged. BobIsTheWay: Its not necessary to spell to be
a follower of Bob. BobIsTheWay: infact...Bob loves those who
are fucked up more than those who are not. lou has stds: I am oddly attracted to this Bob, I will
comply. BobIsTheWay: Wonderful. You know that Bob
can save you. He is the light, the way. BobIsTheWay: I was questioned the other day
by a girl asking, is it ok to have premarital sex
in Bobism... lou has stds: Milk, in it's original form is also the
Way. BobIsTheWay: I told her, it is not a sin as long
as u do not have sex with more than three
people at a time. BobIsTheWay: That's true. lou has stds: No animals? BobIsTheWay: Hmm... lou has stds: Only domesticated ones? BobIsTheWay: id have to talk to Bob...i think
itd be ok. as long as it wasnt a neighbors pet. lou has stds: I raise cattle in my backyard. lou has stds: Is that ok? BobIsTheWay: Are they yours? lou has stds: They might be. BobIsTheWay: Ah...well if u dont know... BobIsTheWay: thats ok. BobIsTheWay: have fun. lou has stds: I stole them, then I pit them against
eachother in a battle to the death. lou has stds: The survivor gets eaten. BobIsTheWay: Sounds fair lou has stds: Can me and Bob be sexually active
while I practice his religion? BobIsTheWay: Of Course! Bob loves to have
sex with his followers. BobIsTheWay: We have these t-shirts BobIsTheWay: that say... "I slept with Bob" BobIsTheWay: Bob is bisexual BobIsTheWay: and has a 13 inch penis lou has stds: I resemble a 13 inch penis, me and
Bob sound compatible. BobIsTheWay: I think so. lou has stds: Does he have anal beads? BobIsTheWay: Im not sure. I guess you could
explore BobIsTheWay: Bob is very mysterious lou has stds: If I kill one ore more Bobs, do I
become Bob? lou has stds: Notice the ore, i'm into minerals. BobIsTheWay: You become a follower of Bob
by changing your name to. [Your Name]-Bob BobIsTheWay: You can become Lou-Bob BobIsTheWay: Note: Dont be fooled by the
many rednecks and hicks with names similar.
They are not Bobists. lou has stds: Shiska-Bob ? BobIsTheWay: thats the holy food. BobIsTheWay: So do you want to join Bob? He
will add to your sins and tick off your christian
friends. He is the supreme one... lou has stds: Sometimes when I get sick, I throw
up the food i've eatin within the past few hours. BobIsTheWay: Oh my Bob... BobIsTheWay: you are the blessed child... BobIsTheWay: Are you Him? lou has stds: I am his son, Bob Jr. BobIsTheWay: I knew it! when i saw your
screen name! lou has stds: I am reguiled as a God, yet I have the
penis of a small child. BobIsTheWay: That is Him! BobIsTheWay: lol ok this is getting old now... BobIsTheWay: anyway, ive been tellin stacey
bob hates her cuz shes a vegitarian lou has stds: I win. BobIsTheWay: yeah, im tired...and ran outta
stupid things to say. lou has stds: I win, wheres my money? BobIsTheWay: in Bobs underwear lou has stds: Can you get it for me? BobIsTheWay: I already had sex with bob
once today lou has stds: Me too. BobIsTheWay: aw damn... BobIsTheWay: We cant go back for seconds,
the shear manliness of Bob would kill us. BobIsTheWay: Anyway, im switchin back to
Shing, preaching Bob has tired me. talk to ya
later. lou has stds: yeah.
