DiMpLe WoMaN: hey...sup?
DiMpLe WoMaN: asl
uberous: I drive a cheesecake truck.
uberous: NO.
uberous: A cheesecake factory.
uberous: I drive the whole fucking factory around on
my back.
DiMpLe WoMaN: FUN
uberous: I'd mount you like rice on water.
DiMpLe WoMaN: that's cool
DiMpLe WoMaN: and just why is that
uberous: I'll have a ceremonial burial on your forehead.
uberous: Include the chief and warmaster and we'll slay
the boar.
DiMpLe WoMaN: hmm...
DiMpLe WoMaN: interesting
uberous: Your existence represents the boar, fat and
stupid.
DiMpLe WoMaN: that's cool
uberous: So what are you into?
DiMpLe WoMaN: stuff...
uberous: Would this "stuff" happen to be fat like you?
DiMpLe WoMaN: and just how do you
presume that i am fat?
uberous: Well fat people usually have dimples when
their fat faces smile a fat smile.
DiMpLe WoMaN: hmm...well, your in
for a surprise.. but think whatever
you want
uberous: A fat surprise?
DiMpLe WoMaN: sure...whatever
floats your boat
uberous: Your fat body.
DiMpLe WoMaN: alright
uberous: Ouchie, that smarts.
