Corny Pickup Lines

Email me anymore you can think of! Or write them on my message board! : ) I would like to say a big thanks to Jon for giving me all the new ones! Thank you! You're the bestest! Thanks and enjoy!

• I lost my phone number can I have yours?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
• Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
• I may not be the best looking guy/girl here but I am the only one talking to you.
• Was your daddy a thief? Cuz he took the stars and put them in your eyes.
• Do you have a map? I seem to be lost in your eyes.
• Was your daddy a cook? Cuz he made you some nice buns.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you.
• If I were a fly and you were shit I'd be all over you.
• Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers!
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• Do you have a library card? I want to check you out!
• Your dad must be a drug dealer cuz you're dope!
• Hi. Can I buy you several drinks?
• If I followed you home would you keep me?
• You're as sweet as Hershey's kisses and speaking of Hershey's how about a kiss?
• You don't like me do you? Well you know what they say opposites attract.
• No wonder the sky is grey all the blue is in your eyes.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd walk through a garden forever.
• If I could live but as one of your tears- to be born of your eyes to live on your cheeks and die on your lips.