Nothing has turned out as we expected. It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is." -- Gone With the Wind
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE
The deepest feeling always shows itself in silence.
Someday, when I'm awfully low,
and the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you,
and the way you look tonight...
The Way You Look Tonight by Tony Bennett
Never take live too seriously noone gets out alive anyway
Bunnies, midgets, and queers, oh boy!
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs! mooooo! LMAO
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Four important words in life:
CHEAT, LIE,STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death.
If you LIE, lie about your age.
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart.
If you DRINK, have one with me!
Superman! hehe E.B.
Look, now you contaminated my f****ng muffin!~me
Don't whatever me
Never start frowning cuz you never know who is falling in love with your smile :)
Its all gravvvvy baby ~zeba
That is sooooo ghetto
Don't regret things you once did, because at one point what you did was what you wanted
A stranger stabs you in the front, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a friend stabs you in the back, but a best friend doesen't carry a knive
it takes 42 muscles to frown but 4 to slap the FUCKER!!
Your sweet smile, your sweet kisses, they were great, even though the distance will keep us apart..we are always together, here in our hearts!!
Please don't ever go away, and if you go, then don't forget to take me with you
I AM SO DANGEROUS I SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL
People don't change things, things change people.
I dont know what your problem is but I bet its hard to pronounce
A wise man once said,"I don't know go ask a woman"
Theres a bunch of assholes in the world, I have to deal with half of them
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs