Welcome to my page of FAQs and info about me! They tend to run together, so yeah. My train of thought derailed right onto a Cub Scout meeting. Delicious, no? So, here is the page of many things.
Who are you?>
What are you doing on the internet?
Tell me some personal info about yourself.
Please?
What are some of your interests?
What's your social security number?
You suck.
I don't care anymore! I'm leaving.
I am Poo-Man! My name does not reflect my personality. I do not fling feces or smell or anything like that. It's just a name, like Bob or Jorge.
The answer to this is quite simple! I am on the internet because it is trendy. Oh so trendy! I also felt like infecting countless millions with my insanity and thought that excessive amounts of porn would get boring after a while, so here I am!
That wasn't a qustion.
Oh, okay. I guess I can do that. I was born in a shanty town outside of Dusseldorf, Ohio in the near future. After a short stint as a circus midget, I grew so much and so fast that I travelled back in time to now, and so here I am. In the present I had many wacky adventures in a van called the Mystery Machine and set people on fire. Eventually I was dumped off in Colorado and met the Vlishgnith, my extradimensional pet/master. Time passed, and yet I was still in the present. This confused me very much. But still, the fact remains that I remain in the present. Redundant, no? Anyway, still in the present, I done got hooked up to the 'net and eventually a superfly female person dug me. It scares me, too. I think that's all I'm willing to say right now.
Well, that's a toughy. I like lots of things. I like music, reading, comics, cartoons, anime, movies, things like that. The trippier the better, you know? For example, one of my most favorite animes is Serial Experiments Lain. It is so bad-ass in every way, shape, and form. Check it out as soon as you can, or I will burn you at the stake.
I can't reveal that as I don't have one, what with being born in the future.
Hey, that's not a question!
Don't leave! You can't go! All the plants will die! Hello?
I am depressed now. Now I have no nipples and no friends. I go now to eat small children and duct tape the elderly to the roof of a bus.