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Partly used jar of capers.
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Algernon's Almost Untouched Edibles, Hampton, NB
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Hurry up and buy the remainder of my jar of capers. They're going fast... Right now there's around a few hundred left so time is limited. Cheques and Money Orders are preferred. Shipping will be around $4 bucks via UPS. Enquiries - call 555-8723.
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L@@K! AUTHENTIC CHARLIE SHEEN POOL WATER! L@@K!
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Sol's Celebrity Sanctuary, Halifax, NS
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This is a part of Hollywood You can treasure forever! Some of your favourite stars have swam, drank, made love, vomited or even shed a few pubic hairs in this pool! I obtained this water through a friend of a friend who was a friend of a friend who was personally invited to get amongst it with Charlie and his entourage !Now you can share a part of Charlie's pool water! This item will be shipped in a shatter proof test tube! Duh! Winning! Call now while limited stocks last! Call 555-7776
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Some Of My Used Disposible Razors.
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Samantha's Used Toiletries, Aylesbury, UK
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Some of my very own used razors!! All of these are still in relatively good shape. Just think of the possibilities of owning my used razors! I will pay ALL shipping and handling charges within the UK, Canada, the US and Poland. These are the last of my used rasors and after this sale they will be GONE! My asking price is low, so if you bid too high your just being silly. Call 555-3456
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Knitting With Dog Hair ***Signed by The Authors***.
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Trapped In The Attic Books, George Blvd, Moncton, NB
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A must have for dog hair knitters! Signed by Kendall Crolius and Anne Montgomery. This great 101 page soft cover book is in NEW condition. There are directions for sweaters, mittens, hats and more. There are directions for carding and spinning the dog hair. The book states: "Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than a sheep you'll never meet." I have 45 of these signed books left in stock. So "STOP VACUUMING AND START KNITTING!". Call 555-4567
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Translucent Nail Clippings. No Reserve!
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Manon's Manicures, Rue Champlain, Dieppe, NB
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One thing I like about long nails is that they curve inwards which is a good thing because they can double for those lego minifigure helmet visors. I let these grow out for about 2 months so you won't be disappointed. Call-555-7234
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Used Stainless Steel Bra Sale!!
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Wholesome Hand-Me-Downs, Memramcook, NB.
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This used Stainless Steel bra is made to fit either females or males. The bra cups are constructed out of a super high strength hardened stainless steel and are lined with neoprene around the edges for superior comfort. Once locked on there is no escape. this stainless steel bra will allow access to only those that have they key. If you should tire of the whole bondage thing then you should probably just detach the cups and use them as water bowls for your cat or dog. Asking $97.99. OBO. Call 555-88822
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Four Used Toilet Rolls & One Used Kitchen Roll.
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Anika's Arts & Crafts, Dieppe, NB
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Limitless fun for the kids. Plenty to do! This is your ticket to make your child create a Toilet Paper Roll Giraffe! Draw a giraffe head and cut. Draw another slightly bigger head, cut and paste to the smaller head. Cut the remaining rolls. Glue them all together and get the giraffe! Why wait to use up all your rolls when you can buy mine right now! Call - 555-8811 and get your kid to play Giraffe To-day!
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Frog Penis Shot Glass. Funny Novelty Bar Gift. Awsome!
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Trents's Collectble Trinkets, Riverview, NB
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What a rare shot glass! WHAT A GREAT DEAL! This item is green in colour and is still in its original box. Asking $550.00 OBO. Your item will be packaged professionally and every care will be taken for it to arrive in a perfectly errect condition. Call 555-3449
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Blue Sofa. Student Ready! Quick Sale. $250.00
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Neil, Steadman Street, Moncton, NB
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Slightly damaged by my dogs, otherwise in great 'sit in' shape. Will deliver. Call me @ 555-9214.
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Single Bed. Student Ready! Quick Sale $3.00
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Neil, Steadman Street, Moncton, NB
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My Granny's single metal frame vintage hospital bed. GD condition. 'lie down' ready! Mattress included! Will deliver. Call me @ 555-9214.
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PROJECT 12200 SOBOL Patrol Boat Maritime Russia Navy Defense Security.
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Boris's Boats and What-Not, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Kamchatka Krai, Russia.
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A Russian Citizen with PHD in International Law and expert in Russian Military Craft will provide all training and expertise to ensure that you are familiar with all aspects of this superb vessel! Project 12200 Sobol patrol boat is designed to operate on call, to patrol territorial waters and enforce navigation regulations in inland channels, open roadsteads near harbours and ports, as well as in adjacent littoral areas. Project 12200 Sobol patrol boat is distinguished by high speed, excellent navigability and manoeuvrability, as well as weapons mix sufficient to perform the above tasks. The Project 12200 Sobol patrol boat is powered by two Deutz TVD 616V16 diesels. Electric power is supplied by two Deutz BW 1537 diesel generators. Asking $185.000 OBO. Call 000-47 555-89T4510001
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Unexpected Find! Slightly Used Nuclear Missile Silo.
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National Defence and the Canadian Forces, Ottawa, ONT
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Located near Cape Chidley in Ungava Bay, Nunavut this recently discovered nuclear missile silo has been lovingly restored to its original state after years of neglect. We at the Canadian National Defense and Canadian Forces are proudly offering this unique piece of military might to the highest bidder. All offers will be received in the strictest of confidence. Feel free to contact us for further details on how to purchase, dismantle and ship this wonderful marvel of engneering into the comfort of your own back yard. Enquiries should be sent to The National Defence and the Canadian Forces division in Ottawa. Thanks for looking!
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L@@K! French Citroen CV6. Hand Build By My Apprentice! Road Ready!
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Karl's Classic Imports; Lakeburn, NB
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This great car has been lovingly restored by my college intern Brad. It is in almost identical, original shape. With bright colours and a refreshing lick of paint you can be sure to turn heads wherever you may travel in this awsome import. $27,999 OBO. Call 555-3370
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Outstanding Oceanside Summer Retreat! Squatter Ready!
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Ray's Realtor Paradise, George Boulevard, Moncton, NB
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Save $$$ on this recently vacated beachfront property located in Shediac's hot property Pointe Du Chene subdivision. This 3 bedroom, 1 bath 2 storey is waiting for you! Nature does the rest. Buy now and move in! All your for $451,970 OBO. Call 555-9901.
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Former Downtown Gasworks, Apartment Potential!
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Ray's Realtor Paradise, George Boulevard, Moncton, NB
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What R U waiting for? Situated downtown this has $$$ oozing from decades of neglect. It has the three R's - restoration, renovation, rejuvination! Multiple apartments are just a call away! So make an offer to-day! Call 555-9901
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