If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?