"Do NOT cradle your instrument to your bosom as though it were your child!" -Dr Neal
"I wanna see the dance...I might even wanna DO the dance!" -Gabby
"Spang....Spang-a-lang" -Mike
"That kid just threatened to stab me, incase you didn't hear." -Mike
"Lions and Snipers and Bands; Oh My!!!" -Me
"When we warm up this early in the morning, I'm always afraid the ghetto people are going to come out and shoot us" -Mike
"Dude, my slurpee is all watery...this is NOT the kind of slurpee experience I imagined" -Gabby
"Swing it guys....Swing it Hard!" -Mike
"A man was attacked this week by a 500 pound lion and nearly mauled to death....now, lets go to band!" -NBC Network
"Where are the baritones? I want to shake my finger at you! BAD BARITONES" -Dr. Neal
"If a balloon pops while I'm playing, I'm screaming like a little girl!" -Doug
"Cymbal...Cymbal....Breast....Cymbal..." -Eric R.
"Sixteen on that kid's Mom!" -Eric R.
[George] "Sixteen on a dildo.
[Mike] "What is that, George?
[George] "Sixteen on a hand."
[Mike] "No...a Dildo...What IS that???
"I'm an FAS baby...Can I leave practice early?" -Dustin
"Black people don't play tenors...its just written somewhere" -Neal
"I'm not dissing the Temple Band....I just can't help it if your bass drums have bullet holes in them." -Kelly
[Gabby] "Why do I always want to call Neal 'Nick'?"
[Jen] "I dunno man...maybe because it rhymes with prick? Dick?"
[Dr. Oliver] "Ok Band...turn towards that warehouse."
[Most of the Band] "Um...that's a School."
[Dr. Oliver] "Oh..well Welcome to Philadelphia."
[Jen] "Gabby is trying to teach one of my other roomates how to play perc...understand, though that my other roomate has no rythm at all"
[Amy] "She will learn, it does help to have rhythm though. We don't really have notes, just rythms."
[Jen] "No she won't...she's been trying to learn since she met us last year"
[Amy]"Oh a worthless cause, it is probably pretty funny to watch"
[The Announcer Man] "When you go to the football games, the band is there. When you go to the basketball games, the band is there..."
[Jen] "When you Sleep, the band is there...when you're in the bath room, when you're in the shower, the band is there."
*In reference to the guy playing drums on the Vic-Firth web page...
[Winston] "Awww...thats not fair...just go home."
[Adam] "No its ok because now Vic-Firth owns his soul."
*For all of your percussion challenged kids, the Steve Weiss catalog is a percussion catalog...
"I almost get an orgasm everytime I read the Steve Weiss catalog...it's like 'ooooo yarn...'" -Adam
"If I trip over your strap, I'll kill you using only my mallets, and you won't be saying 'oooo yarn...' you'll be saying 'owww felt'!" -Jen
"Hector looks like the drug addict member of the Jackson 5 that got kicked out of the band." -Winston
"All I have with me are hard mallets for timpani and snare drum, and we're not working on that yet...and by yet, I mean Never." -Adam
