"Your file will be done in 2 hours and 12 years...Thank You" -Grace
"MOM! The Children are on fire in the backyard!" -Andrew
"Dorothy's name was originally Rebecca Goldestein and she landed in Oz and they said 'Are u a good jew or a bad jew?' Back then it was the Rabbi of Oz...they couldn't get that past censors" -Jen
"Why does every page make me sound like an addict?" -Annie
"Do nice stuff for people...or fuck off" -Michelle
"Could you not splash me...friend?" -Annie
"Procrastination is like masterbation....it feels good at first, but in the end, you're only fucking yourself" -Chrystal
"What is cole? Who slawed it? Why?" -Grace
"Alright...up here, you're gonna make a....straight" -Cheta
[Jen] "Estan Una Lagosta in me Pantalones!!!"
[Mrs. Wright] "Oh is that a movie?? Maybe we can watch that sometime"
"If I could just put you up on this table, and cut you open, pull out your parts and show them to you in action, you'd be amazed!" -Mrs Fair
"Uh-oh, she's getting rage again" -Stacy
"Goooooood Moooooooooorning" -Stacy's mom
"Ghetto....squared" -Jen and Mary
"Look at me!! I'm a science class with a mask on!" -Kelly
"Ahhh it's the virgin mary...under glass...with lights!" -Jackie
"I Deffinitely just almost hit a priest...God is frowning." -Jen
"MKA!! MKA!!!!" -Jen and Mary
"I Think I hit something....we're in neutral!"
*VROOM* -Jackie
"The Christ-Mobile...bringing god to heathen truckers everywhere" -Jen and Jackie
[Jen] "Yo...does Mary see the car?"
[Jackie] "I think so...."
*Vroom...SCREECH*
[Jen] "Oh wait....apparently not."
"Rule #1 when on a road trip....When you hit a dirt road, its probably time to turn around." -Jen
[Scary Man walking late at night] "Hello!"
[Jackie] "Ahhhh!"
[Mary] "Alright guys move over...theres no room for me...."
[Jackie] "I bet there would be room for Mary's Mom!"
"I turned to Burcu and she was like, 'I don't kno' and I turned to steph and she was like, 'I don't kno' and we were all like, "i don't kno' and then when we thought we had it all figured out, and we were ready for the movie to end, it just kept going, and we were still like, 'I don't kno"" -Grace
[Emily's Mom] "Who's here?"
[Natalie] "Jen and Kelly."
[Emily's Mom] "Jen and Kelly!?!?! HAVE SOME SOUP!"
[Chrystal] "OOOO...look at the moon!"
[Nishika] "Which one?"
[Chrystal] "it clamps on to your cervix!"
[Kelly] "Ahhh! Alligators Clamp!!!!"
"Where are the Jews on Christmas day??? You can find us all at the Eastern Chineese Restaurant." -Grace
[Jen] "Where is the rest of her?? Did she leave it in the lobby?"
*Cough Cough Cough*
"I soooo Just almost died from the popcorn."
[Chrystal] "That was god smiting you!"
[Jackie] "Mom, Why are you Laughing?"
[Jackie's Mom] "Cause I think I'm funny."
