NAME: Rik Kilby

NICKNAME: Gregory/Retard

PORNSTAR NAME: Ratty Roberts

INSTRUMENT: Guitar

FAVOURITE BAND(S): Alkaline trio, lightyear, face 2 face, Buck-o-nine

LIKES: Beer, Snowboarding, Wanking, space jam

DISLIKES: Not wanking, running out of hair wax

MISSION IN LIFE: To make love to three live women and one dead man at the same time

SOMETHING WE DIDNT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: i once had more hair on my arse than my head

CONTACT INFO: letsalllaughattheduck@hotmail.com