Talents Shows Suck Anyways

OK, so the talent show sucked as much as expected and now the end of term has arrived. Above The Law have been let loose for partying mayhem. We are accepting parties starting now. We have also appointed Amy Nottingham as ATL's official schedule maker/keeper. So see us at a party near you soon.

Congrats to WiLF for their show last night as it was of a high standard although repeating you songs a million times is not fun. The great Mr Terry and co. managed to pull it off so ATL hope to be playing with them in january.

ATL are also hoping to set up a Brighton e-zine or something so any help with that would be cool. PS. Big it up to Muff. Respect.


| Classics | 12/11/02 |

Talents Shows Suck Anyways

Howdy. Nobodys bothered to update the site for a few weeks so I thought, "Hey, why not update the site?" and then I said to myself, "Hey thats a great idea", and then i was all like "Yeah Whatever". (This is Above The Law's United States Of Whatever)

Above The Law are out of the Sion Talent Show due to the school's Facist Regime. So were gonna concentrate on writing...maybe...and put on a gig for you. Oh yeah and a demo will be out b4 Xmas...maybe.

If anyone has seen Princess Rik's Horse, Ernie, it would be greatly appreachiated! Meal Deal Man Out.


| Liam | 03/11/02 |

Above The Law Survived Half Term!

Yes! We made it through half term without any fatal injuries or liver collapses. Even after having fireworks shot directly at us, we survive to party another day.

Above The Law would also like to apologize for any stress or headaches caused by Princess Rik f*cking up the site. His alcoholism prevented him from being able to work his computer properly. The guestbook seems to be dead at the moment so i suggest you dont bother me about it. Mr G'Book stupidly challenged Above The Law to a drinking contest and lost miserably. Its probably hungover so let it recover and give it some water and itll be back soon.

We have photos from halloween and the party at some guys house the day after on this site now. So stop whining to me and NO I haven't got a picture of a mullet...YET. And if anyone asks, I didn't steal Princess Rik's beer bong and he must of left it at some party ;-)

Oh yeah and in other news Above The Law's best looking bassist needs a nickname after a serious lack of a nickname. If you have any suggestions, please leave them in the guestbook or E-Mail Me Them. Or if you wanna liven up your party please Invite Above The Law ;-) We supply our own alcohol but will proabably drink most of yours as well.


| Liam | 03/11/02 |

Princess Riks begging for more

yo sex puppets of the system im drunk and ive had a good few days ive had two parties in two days someone who has a party on saturday get in contact with me at http//:www.letsalllaughattheduck@hotmail.com i need to make it 3 in 3 so go sex puppets go i want more parties do my bidding. this is princess rik signing off.


| Princess Rik | 30/10/02 |

Princess Riks notifying the masses

Hey sex puppets to the system wat up above the law are broadening there approach to music. We are starting a side project to steal tenacious d's fan base. I have finally put my super cool band name to good use and our side project is called The trigger happy desperados. We are going to play sped acoustic songs so we sound like chipmunks. This is the best idea i ever had so dont knock. This is princess Rik signing off.


| Princess Rik | 30/10/02 |

Princess Riks struck gold

I have found another use for a computer(other than porn). I can communicate with you fine people and we all know thats a good thing right. If u dont know me im Rik, im the quietist and most shy member of the band, and also the most sexually confused. Im just doin this cause im bored and curious. Oh and please email me i want to know im loved ( my adress is in my biography) if im not loved i will get depressed and turn into the worst thing imaginable, an emo kid. So i beg to you dont let me become one of those walking wining and mostly crying abomonations and make me feel loved. This is princess Rik signing off!


| Princess Rik | 30/10/02 |

Latest Additions To Your Favourite Website

Salutations! Above The Law, your favourite Blazin' Squad cover band* have more things for you, the Blazin' Squad lover! More drunken exploits and individual biographies. Above The Law plan to get drunk again very soon, just so you can see us look stupid. Watch out. A Blazin' Squad big up to Crazy Hair Luke for destroying everything and drinking bleach at the party last Saturday.

Above The Law are now mentally disturbed after witnessing the sickest, most vile event in the history of alcohol related activities** Click Here At your Own Risk It is so horrible we had to pixelate out the offenders face's and erection.

In other Blazin' Squadtastic news, Above The Law suggest you get your arses down to Angmering school on Friday 8th November (5.30pm) to see TWO FINGER SALUTE, WiLF, -JOE and PEDROS SOMBREROS which I believe only costs you £2. For tickets email Luke ST because you'll only look stupid when you can't buy tickets on the door.


*Above The Law are NOT a Blazin' Squad cover band - but we wish we were!

**Above The Law does not condone this behaviour or take any responsibility for the vicious nightmares you may encounter after viewing this tragedy.


| Liam | 28/10/02 |

Above The Law Go Computerised On Yo Ass

Yes, you can now have your own ATL guy for 'The Sims'. He lookie a little like this:

So Download this pointless, pointless...thing. If you dont own 'The Sims' I suggest you download or steal a copy and tell your friends that you've gone on holiday so that they dont know that you've actually locked yourself inside your room, addicted. Oh and that is Anna Kournikova's arse* in the top corner of the picture on the right.

The members of ATL are soon set to appear on the big (computer) screen.

* Anna Kournikova's arse not included!


| Liam | 10/10/02 |

Above The Law Own Yo Ass!

Welcome to the the new site. We are Above The Law. You are not.

Urm...We'll try to add all the new sections asap and hopefully get some pictures of our practices but in the mean time please feel free to go to the contact page and mail us abuse, or simply entertain yourself by moving your pointer thing over the menu and watch it change from pretty colours to other pretty colours.


| Liam | 10/10/02 |