Q: What is the diffrence between the law and an icecube?
A: One is justice & the other is just ice!
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Q: What do u get when u cross a vampire & a snowman?
A: A Frost bite!
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Q: Where do snowmen keep there money?
A: In snowbanks!
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Q: What did the hat say to scarf?
A: You hang around while I go ahead!
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Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because its to far to walk!
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Q: What do u call a snowmans kids?
A: Chill-dren!
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes?
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Q: What did the judge say to the skunk?
A: Odor in the court!
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: I have alot of problems!
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Q: Why was the apple mean and angry?
A: Because it was a crab apple!
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Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because it was too tough for his dog!
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Q: What does a goalie do in his spare time?
A: He surfs the net!
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Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Q: There were three houses. One was blue, one was red, & one was white. The blue house was on the right side. The red was on the left side. Where`s the White house?
A: In Washington D.C.
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A man goes to the doctor & says "Doctor I have a problem. I have dreams of going to a billion dollar house. On the gate there is a sign. I keep pushing and I try to open the gate, but it won`t open. That`s when I wake up.
Doctor: What does the sign say?
Man: Pull.
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I knew this guy, he was so old, I told him to act his age and he died.
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One day a boy was walking in a park. He began to walk towards the benches when a bush said something to him. "What`s your name?" said the bush. "Daniel," said the boy. "What`s yours?" Then the bush said, "my name is George W. Bush."
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Q: If an electric train is headed north and the wind was blowing east where would the smoke blow?
A: It doesn't have smoke, it's an electric train!
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Q: What kind of burgler steals ham burgers?
A: A Hamburgler!
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Q: What do you get when you mix Sherlock Holmes and a skeleton?
A: Sherlock Bones!
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Q: How did the gum cross the road?
A: It got stuck to the chickens foot!
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There are 3 men Chinese, Japanese and American. The Chinese man had a wooden toilet, the Japanese man had a plastic toilet and the American man had a singing toilet. So the Chinese man went to the store for a refund and the shop owner says "why?" the Chinese man said "every time I get off the toilet I get splinters in my butt." The Japanese man came for a refund and the shop owner says "why?" Then the Japanese man says, "Every time I try to get off my butt gets stuck." Then the American man came and the shop owner said "you want a refund?" the American man said "yes" and the shop owner said "why?" and the American man said, "every time I try to use the toilet I have to stand up for the national anthem."
