We've got a bigger problem no
Pre-Song Jabbering:
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up
Happy Hour is now enforced by law
Don't forget our house special
It's called a Tricky Dicky Screwdriver
It's got one part Jack Daniels,
Two parts purple kool-aid,
And a chigger of formeldahydefrom old Charles Hitler's brain we got in the back store room
Happy trails to you
Happy trails to you

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still you made me President

Human right will soo go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now your gonna pray in school
And I'll make sure they're Christian too!

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think its natural
Nigger Knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietname won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

CHORUS: Repeat

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece!

You'll go quietly to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

Chorus: Repeat