Government Flu
We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll getcha just a little bit sick

Chorus:
Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old (Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days
And years

Barely got the time now
To stay on the job
Double up the dosage in your water supply
Make you even siker 'till you're slippin' away

Getting all depressed
It's getting all your friends
You can't get it up
For nothing that'll rock the boat

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu

Slip it abroad
Keep a-slowin' down the U.S.S.R.
But meanwhile
We'll keen an eye
On what it's doin' to you

Chorus:
Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old
(Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and daysFor days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and daysFor days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and daysFor days and days and days and days and days
And years

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu
Flew
Through
You.