Mary Y.
Mary is a sophomore hottie who was in my spanish 2 class last year with Ms. Peck (la salchicha grande or the big dick for all you people in some foreign language other than spanish). Mary is also very abusive, and likes to smack people around with her wrist cast when she gets pissed off. It's true - she looks very harmless and nice but damn, watch out. She pushed me into the outside of a trailer one day and gave me a shitload of splinters in my hands.

Portrait of a killer right here.

Mary at one of her many diving competitions where she usually kicks major ass.
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