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The camera shows upside an empty arrowhead arena in Anehiem, California...namely the Arrowhead Pond. Linkin Park's Papercut starts to play and the fans boo hoping that Big Al Stud will not come out, and more importanntly leave the MWO. The song plays for an exceptinally long time and then starts over, without Stud comming down. A voice is then heard.
Voice: Hey, cut my damn music and look onto the jumbo screen.
The camera then shows the screen and then moves to a higher quality shot of the picture. It is Big Al Stud walking around outside of the arena. Stud has a kendo stick in hand as he parades around walking in what seems to be a line of dumpsters and assorted garbage. Stud stops walking at a little pile, and he starts talking.
Big Al Stud:
Ravage, Ravage, Ravage. We have faced each other before...more importantly we have faced each other twice of great importance. And one other non-title match worth noting. I am not going to go into great detail about this...but this was when me and FORMER world champion Blackened beat you and Killer Giant in a tag match. I was only there for about half of the match and guess what, that was the half when it turned around. There is no coincidence about it. I kicked the crap out of you and Killer Giant when Blackened was about to lose a match for me. But while I am on the subject of the world title...
Stud turns into the pile and pulls out an old, junky plastic MWO world title belt. Stud picks up the belt...which in fact has quite a smell comming off of it, and straps it around his waste.
Big Al Stud: Ravage, do you remember this? This is a very toned down versian of when I was on top of my game. Once, what seems like decades ago, I was the Millenium Wrestling Organization's World Champion. Now, I am sure that you can remember not only me being champion...but also the night that I won the title. Now, the date of this match slips my mind, as I am sure that it probably does for you as well. But lets get down to the real fact that matters in this match. This was my absolutely earned and positively promoted first ever world title match. After many beatdowns and PPVs in MWO, I got my first World Title match in a great Iron Man Match with Ravage. This was hyped up as much as possible to be a great match...and perhaps a match of the year candidate...which is exactly what it might have been. Ravage, you jumped out early to about a three to nothing lead or so. But being the man that I am, I battled back and ended up winning a highly contested World Title Match involving many pinfalls. I won the match...I won the world title for the first time in the MWO. Anyway, thats what our first real one on one battle amounted to, me beating you against all odds to win the MWO World Title.
Big Al Stud:
Now, while I am on the subject, it appears that I am getting another world title match next beatdown, and I dont know how smart of a booking job this was. I mean c'mon Maverick when your booking cards lets think a little bit. Anyway, for those of you that didnt see the match goes like this: Big Al Stud vs Seth Rage vs The Titan. Your first mistake Maverick is that the Titan is not world title material, but that remains to be assured if I am correct, as I do not know that to be true for a fact. But you big mistake is that you booked me again in a title match. Mav, don't you realize that I am gonig to beat Ravage tomorrow night? I am going to beat Ravage, and then go into the World Title Match and beat not just Seth Rage...but also the Titan. Don't you have a clue Maverick, that it is just going to be a matter of time before I, Big Al Stud, am the holder of everything worth holding in the MWO? I am going to beat Ravage for the Hardcore Title, then Seth Rage for the World Title. Maybe I won't get my hands on the IC or Tag Gold...but I had a damn good chance until you decided to fire my right hand man Mike Marshall. But thats cool, he kinda sucked. But one man who does suck...besides me...is Ravage.
Stud just smiles into the camera and looks back into his pile. It is now noticeable that they are a pile of possible weapons for the hardcore title match. Some of them are average weapons used in many matches for the title, and some are rather obscure. Al looks back at the camera and starts talking again.
Big Al Stud:
Lets get back to our history Ravage. Our third and final lesson in the history between Big Al Stud and Ravage happens just a little while ago. Almost a month ago Ravage, Asylum and myself battled for the MWO Hardcore Title in some BS search for the belt. That is not what I am about, I am a good mat wrestler and in ring technition. I have been a multiple time hardcore champion, the first I might add, in the the MWO. That does not mean that I excell in hardcore matches, but I still win them. Because I am a smart guy, and I come to the ring with a strategy. Ravage if you look behind me you can see my strategy. Each of these weapons can part your skull in a special way enjoyable mostly by me. But this kendo stick is my ole faithfull so to speak, because I will just have to use it to beat you down again, much like I have used it to beat you down before. But I didn't beat you down enough at the PPV one would assume. That is because you won the match, notice the Hardcore Title Belt that you will be bringing down to the ring with you tonight for the hardcore battle. But the way that you won the title is kind of shady. Many people know that in the old MWO, I did not like Maverick...and I like to think that the feeling is mutual. Now, I don't really carry a grudge now, but he might. I kind of hope that he got his little grudge out of his system by HANDING you the hardcore title. Either way, I was just a little bit preocupied with some brewskies if you recall what I am getting at. But Ravage, you will notice that I am now clean and sober...and tonight I am going to leave you a bloody mess of a man.
Stud examines a couple of the weapons. He picks up a rusty lead pipe and imagines himself swinging it right into the skull of Ravage. He drops the pipe and picks up a cookie sheet and does the same. Stud then starts talking again.
Big Al Stud:
Do you see those Ravage, I am not only ready now...but I am as ready as I will ever be. If you were man enough you would be out here right now...but your not. Thats right Big Shot...last I knew you were no where to be seen. Not from me, not from anyone. But me, I've been here for a day or two...ready for this match. This match has been important too me, thats why I went to violently at Asylum...and I almost killed her. But now this match is especially important to me. You might ask why it is, I mean it has always been for the Hardcore Title. Now I could even have my big World Title match to fall back on if I cared not to give this match all that I have. But now let me tell you why this match is so very, very important. Ravage, I am not going to lie and say that you suck...cause you don't. You are a good athelete and a great attribute to MWO. You are the hardcore champion...but you are comparable to the World Champion Seth Rage in my opnion. I think that proving that I can beat you this week, and take that Hardcore Title will show how great I truly am...and bite Maverick on the ass when he realizes that he is just 7 days away from a new world champion. I am going to take two Beatdown Main Events all the way to the finish and take two of the three singles titles in the MWO in the process. Ravage, since you so generously decided to let me be out here...I am going to let you be tonight, and tomorrow morning. Come Thursday night though...I can't make promises. I might attack at the begining of the card, I might attack at the end of the card, or I can just beat you down at the end of the card...when we are fighting in the main event. See you in the ring, and I hope you bring a few toys of your own also.
Stud just looks into the camera and smiles. He then turns around back to his pile and the camera fades to a commercial for some hair crap.
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