Big Al Stud: Thank you for that great ovation, but you know what? I didnt really expect any of you to cheer for me because you are all jealous. I am a better person than you, I am more accomplished in my work, I have more money, I have a good job, and I am famous. You are all fat, sweaty white trash who make pistons. I mean Michigan's claim to fame is Kid Rock and Eminem. Look at those pieces of garbage. I could beat them in a handicapped match no problem, but at unhappy new year...I dont have to face them in a handicapped match. Tomorrow night, at unhappy new year I am facing MWO's IC Champion Randall Dylan. Randall Dylan is truly a good competitor in the ring, and I am really going to have my work cut out for me.

Big Al Stud: Dyan, like I said before you are a good wrestler and that is why you are MWO's IC Champion at this point in time. Now, come Tuesday morning I predict...no I damn near guarantee that you are not the IC Champion of MWO. I think that I am going to beat you, if not because I am the better man and the better wrestler Monday Night; it will be because you will have your mind elsewhere. You see, incase some of you dont know, Dylan has a shot at the MWO World Title that Seth Rage vacated. Now, I am going to say right now that Randall Dylan is my first last and only pick to win the Title. Why do I pick Randall Dylan, because he is the best wrestler in the match. The only way that he could lose is if I injure him in our match which is right before the world title main event.

Big Al Stud: Now lets get a little bit of history. You see, I have been around the MWO more than most people on the roster, as far as I know. But that is not really what is the point of this. The point is because I have held perhaps held more titles in the short tenure of MWO than anyone else. I am a two time MWO world champion, a two time hardcore champion, and one time with both the tag team and IC Title. Now, as I see it, that means that I was the second person ever to have the MWO grand slam, which is holding all four titles. And if you didnt notice, I am half way to becoming a two time MWO Grand Slam Champion. After I win the IC Title from Randall Dylan, then all that I have to do is win the tag team titles with someone else. It really doesnt matter who that is to me, as long as sometime I get that title. Dylan, I am really not out to get you, so don't get under that impression. I am just out for myself, and I have one real goal that I am going for. I want to be in the MWO hall of fame. I don't care if I have a record of 10-90, as long as I win when I need to, and I get into the MWO hall of fame. I should have been in there in the first go-round of the MWO...but for resons that remain obscure, I did not make it. Now, I am going to beat you, win my 7th amazing title, and get even closer to that promised land I have talked about, the now vacant MWO Hall of Fame. But back to Randall Dylan.

Big Al Stud: Dylan, many people think that you are just flat out unstopable. Last month at Christmas Carnage, you won the Intercontinental Title, and you havent lost it since. Many think you will just keep holding the title while you move onto to bigger and better things, namely the MWO World Title. But not me Randall, I am one man who is not a beleiver. I don't think that you are going to just move onto the World Title while keeping the IC title. I dont think you have what it takes to just win two titles and keep both of them. There is only one man that I know of who ever had two singles titles at the same time in the MWO. Do you know who that man is Randall? You probably don't, but I bet you can guess. If you are thinking its me, you are damn sure right on the money. Not only was I the World Champion and Hardcore Champion, but I was also one half of the tag team champions. Three titles at once is basically unheard of, but I did it. No, I'm not gonna say that I am going to do it again in the comming weeks, because those kind of things are really hard to come by. But there is one thing that I am going to do, and that one thing is that I am going to walk away from Pontiac, Michigan...damn near Canada...with the IC Title that I won once before. I beat Cerebrus for the title over a year ago, and lost it to the Crippler. Now I am going to beat Randall Dylan, and I don't plan on losing the title to anyone anytime soon. Dylan, get ready cause it could be a long night for you. But I think in the end it will be a sweet night for you, as you will lose the IC Title but gain the World Title. See you tomorrow.

Papercut by Linkin Park starts playing again and Stud drops the mic while the fans just sit with dismal faces as they are almost asleep from Big Al Stud's boring lecture. Stud then exits the ring and the camera fades to black.