There is nothing much going on the the Pepsi Center in Albany New York, so Big Al Stud has decided he wants to cut one of his uncanny promos. The camera man is all set up in the locker room of Stud, and he is just chillin like a villian in a leather chair in his locker room. Now it is time for the man to speak his mind.

Big Al Stud: Well well Blackened. You think you are a bad ass because you got the victory for the team in the main event. But you know what, I still got a W, and thats what I am all about. You realize that if it wasn't for me being able to take a chair shot like no other, then you would have lost the match like you are asylum or something. Let me warn you right now, stay away from that chick. She is more trouble than good. But honestly, I know you aren't going to head my advice. All I know is that Cerebrus thought it was smart to take a liking to her, and have you seen him around...no. But blackened that was quite the cowardly thing for you to do, hitting me with the steel chair before our match. You honestly think that you have what it takes to beat both Killer Giant and Ravage 2 on 1, but that was stupid as heck, because you can't even beat either of them one on one. I mean c'mon, maybe if you had my skills, and if u were a 2x MWO World and Hardcore Champion, then you could do it, but really you aren't me and you cant win. I will prove to you that you are not me and you dont have my skills, not to mention you will never be me this Thursday. We will go one on one in the cell, and I will bring blood from your head, tears from your eyes, and then...I will rip your heart out.

Big Al Stud: Blackened, I saw you come out and talk about our match earlier, well frankly you didnt really talk much about our actual match. You talked alot about asylum. That ugly ass red haired bull dyke. I am going to put that wench in her place come PPV time in a pathetic little hardcore title match, which frankly I don't really care about. But lets get back to the the subject of Beatdown, which you are going to get Blackened. Blackened, you came down to the ring and talked about how you were going to win the tag match by yourself. Well what I can remember is this. We were discussing some strategy for the tag team match, and then you decided it would be interesting to hit me in the head with a steel chair, and then run away. So you ran away and I decided I would chill for a while sitting on a couch, and thats just what I did, chilled on my couch. Then I looked to the monitor and I saw that you were really getting your ass lit up pillar to post. So I came down to the ring, and eventually you pulled off a couple lucky moves with a little distraction from myself, and you think your hot shit. So you opened the door for you, and I was under the assumption that we were playing chair tag, and I wanted you to be it. So then I started dominating the two foes, and then being the kind hearted gentleman that I am, I let you come in and make Killer Giant, or Ravage...I cant recall which one, submit. Then blackened talked a whole lot about me parading around in a tutu or something to that affect, but he really lost my attention, especially when he started talking about asylum and NOT ME!!! Blackened, you face me Tuesday and NOT ASYLUM, who wants nothing to do with you, so get over it.

Big Al Stud: Blackened, you better get over that bitch real quick, I mean everyone here knows that she dont want nothing to do with you, or any man...if you know what i mean. Anyway, speaking of men...you had better realize that you will be standing across the ring from not the biggest man in MWO, maybe not the best man, but definately the hungriest man in MWO. I mean, if you notice the PPV card, I am facing your girl in a hardcore title match. Of course, you know that I am going to beat her down. But unlike you I am not going to go on and on about nothing to do with my upcomming match, I am still concerned with you. And I noticed that you are in the World Title Match, and that gave me an idea. You and I both know that I want that MWO Title back and you and I know I could take it, but Maverick is still keeping me out of the picture. I mean he has me in the hardcore title match for crying out loud, but the card is subject to change. After I beat you in the steel cage match Blackened, maybe just maybe Maverick will come to his senses and switch you and me, putting me where I belong, battling for the MWO world title, like I was and will be again.

Big Al Stud: Speaking of the steel cage, that is what kind of match we are going to be duking it out in. Inside the unforgiving steel cage, the ultimate way to end our already over drawn out fued. I should be fueding with real wrestlers like Killer Giant. But Blackened, lets look at the steel cage, there have been so many great Cage matches. There was Snuka's great leap from the cage. There was Undertaker and Mankind's great Cell match. Hulk Hogan defeated many a foes in the cage. Ultimate Warrior and Ravishing Rick Rude. So many great men have walked in and out of the cage. But only a select few walk in wrestlers and walk out legends. Blackened, as far as I am concerned, I am a legend already in my own right. Winning multiple title reigns in the MWO, and I should have been in the hall of fame. Right now you are a rookie, and just a plain old wrestler. As far as Tuesday Night goes, I'll go out on a limb and say that you might be walking out of the cage...if I decide to let you. But you realize that you will be leaving a legend, I mean Cage matches have made a few careers just from people getting their ass kicked, and this one will be no differant. I am going to walk into the ring, and you are going to, and then they will lock the cage, first one out wins. Now, I assume that my small self is faster than you, but I am not going to be a coward and try to run out of the cage right away. I am going to give the fans what they want, and that is an ass kicking. Personally, I dont think that the fans care either way, who gets their butt kicked. I think they would love it if we took each other out for a month or if they never saw us again. But I cannot speak for you, as that could get me in trouble, but I know that I am not going away from the industry for a LONG, LONG time. And when I do, it will not be from just a cage match with some jobber named blackened.

Big Al Stud:: Now black, I have seen what you said about me the second time you cut a promo, and this time you must have realized how little work you actually did last time, before you went on rambling about asylum and the love triangle you have about it. The triangle works like this, Blackened, a picture of asylum, and blackens hand...cause you know she dont want you at all. You talked about how you have seen the best of the MWO, well as far as my memory serves me, Blackened, you have only been around for a short period of time, unless of course you wrestled under another name or something. YOu said something about me being a jock strap or something to that affect, and all I have to say in responce is whatever. If you want to resort to such immature things as you are a jock strap, and you suck weiner, then go ahead because that is pretty petifile. Then you started rambling on about rumors. Things like your little reported dud saying that I am the first ever grand slam champion and he claims that I have said that, which I have indeed not, because i know that warlord or war machine or someone like that was a grand slam champion before I was. I am of course the second grand slam champion, but no I dont think I should get a medal for it, but I know for a fact that I got a nice shirt up on my wall that says grand slam champion. Of course, I had to buy that shit for some reason, kinda pisses me off. Blackened then talked about how he just wants to beat ass, and cares nothing about walking away with belts. Well if that is the case, then he can trade me matches at the PPV. He wrestles for the world title and I know that is wear I want to be and rightfully should be. You see, belts is wear it is at in the wrestling industry, you get big bucks if u get a belt, you get TV shows, movies, sitcom appearances, Saturday Night Live hosts...but that is all in the future for Big Al Stud, but blackened, you are the immediate future for me. And when I look in my magic 8-ball I see a major grade A ass whipping for you. You said the only way that I can beat you tomorrow is if I kill you in the ring, cold blooded. And you know what, I don't plan on doing that because I am a good hearted nice guy, I might break your neck or break your back...but cold blooded killing could stain my kicks, or part my hair the wrong way. And if you didnt notice I look waaaaay to GQ for that one.

Stud just leans back as the camera fades to black in preparation for the early beatdown.