Big Al Stud: Put the motha fuckin twinkie down before something bad happens...and I mean really really bad!

The camera man drops the tinkie and just sighs pittifully and then walks back to the camrea. He picks it up and focuses on Stud who starts a promo for his big title match at WrestleRage3.

Big Al Stud: Well since you came in here unrequested I am guessing that you want a little promo with Big Al Stud. And since this ICW and people like HHH, like Mr. D and like Mr. S want to see heat between two people who are brothers...I suppose I am supposed to talk about my match with Patrick Webster. Thats cool, unlike Webster has been acting lately...and for that he will pay. Allow me to tell ya all about it.

Big Al Stud: Well lets start off with a quick little question for you Patrick. I question that I hope to god you know the answer to, and if you don't it is going to haunt you for the rest of your life after Sunday Night. The simple question is...do you even know who the hell I am? I am Big Al Stud! I am your tag team partner, and your best friend in the world. Can't you tell the differance between me and a guy like Volcano. Can't you tell which one is the one who holds the tag titles with you? Why do you hit your finishing move on the wrong man, that is all I want to know. A punch of a steel chair shot is totally differant, but a T-Bone DDT is a whole nother division. Back back to jog your memory about who the hell I am. If you don't know the hell I am...or really if the fact that we are best friends and tag team partners doesnt mean anything to you...there are some more things that make up who I am. I am Big Al Stud the Canadian Devistator. I am the best technical wrestler in ICW's history. No one can match my in ring ability past or present, and no one in the future will ever be able to again. I may not be a fan favorite or anything, but they dont know whats good for them...and I do. Whats good for them is Big Al Stud. But if you didnt know Webster, because you seem to not know who the hell I am...I am the greatest United States Champion of all time. I am the first and only seven time United States Champion and I am soon to be the first and only eight time champion. That alone just proves how great of a US Champion that I am, was and will be in the future. That doesnt jog your memory of who I am? I am a four time tag team champion, and I teamed with you. I am in two of the three teams to hold the tag team titles twice. But hey, if you dont know who I am already, all the lecturing in the world isn't going to do a damn bit of good. Patrick, you don't give the Fatal Fall to your partner and friend, and someday you will understand this. That day is going to be Sunday when you get the Devastation Device the new Finisher of the Year.

Big Al Stud: Lets look at what went down between you and me Patrick...it all started of course when you decided to do some moronic shit...that is really an area that you seem to excell in. From doing things like attacking your tag team partner to getting pinned to lose the titles, you have been known to do it all...on every single card. We can start off when we were in the ring and you let your guard down and didnt watch your tag team partner's back! I was watching your back, but where you watching mine? No, of course not...that would make a little bit to much sense for you wouldn't it Patrick? Volcano comes running down and attacks me. You wouldnt see Jeff Kent let someone run down and attack Barry Bonds the teams MVP. You should not have let someone run down and attack Extremely Lethal's MVP...no wonder we lost the tag team titles...even though that was also your fault! Then what happens later on on our road to WrestleRage. Again Volcano is in the ring with us, and I yell to you "Webby help a brother out" and you just stand there as if that is helping. So I start beating Volcano all by myself after my hard faught match and then he shoves me towards you...and do you help a brother out as I asked? Of course not, that would be logical...what you did was a very bad thing...you knocked your brother out! You hit the 2001 Finisher of the Year onto your tag team partner for the ladder part of the past year! You dont see me 'accidentally' hitting the Devastation Device to you, obviously, because you would not be able to wrestle at wrestlerage if I were to do something like that to you. So that pissed me off a little bit...then I woke up and it pissed me off more...then I thought about being pissed off and I got even more pissed offer. So at the next card Hunter Hearst Helmsley takes it upon himself to book tag team partners against each other at the biggest PPV ever...WrestleRage3. HHH booked the match of Big Al Stud, the greatest United Statest Champion ever, against his tag partner in the best tag team ever...Patrick Webster, the current US Champion. Of course Hunter knew this would piss us off, but I was willing to just work around that and just wrestle each other in a friendly exhibition for the title...just for shits and giggles to see who really is the better wrestler of the team. I assumed that was what you wanted to do as well, but everything finally came into place when I faced two of my biggest enemies...Hardcore King Crasher and the Shanghai Kid in the always dangerous confines of the steel cage. I went into this match and did like I always do...I came out victorious against all odds and beat two former United States Champions who were obviously better and more fighting champions than you ever are/will be Patrick. They werent as good as me, but they are working on it and given another chance...they still won't be. After the match your dumb ass ran down to the ring and attack me Webster...and I bet you think that I am just going to sit back and let you do that...yeah I might have, but you hit me in my gorgeous face. Not knowing who it was I turned around and laid you out in one punch, from what I can remember and just panicked and ran to the back. Thats our history from a certainly unbias point of view so now my millions and millions of fans know who is really behind all this animosity and who they should through bottles of beer at during our match...Patrick Webster, the scummiest person on the face of the earth.

Big Al Stud: Well where should I go from here? Where is there to go from here? Well there is the very first encounter that Patrick Webster and I ever had in singles, tag, stables, or any kind of match. Of course this was not just any kind of match...for either of us. It was Webster's signature match, the scaffolding match...the match that Patrick Webster brought to to ICW, and the match that Webster made famous in ICW. And for me...well this was my first match in ICW ever! This is the kind thing that you only get one chance at, and I knew that I had to capitolize and jump at the chance. I knew that I had to come right in and take out a competitor that had already made a name for himself and prove how great I really was and would be. I came into ICW and had my first match on July 16th and everyone "knew" that Patrick Webster would teach this new egotistical little shit some respect and knock him down from the scaffold down to the ring. Everyone knew that I was going to get my ass kicked, just like everyone knew that I was going to lose that night and I am going to lose again tonight. Everyone knows that the two time award winner for the most hardcore wrestler in ICW is going to beat me. They all know that he is going to be the aggressor and that he is going to kick my ass. everyone knows what is going to happen just like they did almost to years ago in my only one on one encounter with Patrick Webster. Everyone knows that I am in for the beating for my life...but its what I know that matters. I know that I have a chance...a damn good chance to beat Webster. I know that I am going straight for the jugular, and I am going to try to take it to Webster early. I am going to do what I can to be the aggressor and to end the match early and teach Webster that wrestling is better than brawling anyday. Everyone knows that Webster is going to win...but I know differant and I know better. We will see who actually KNOWS what they are talking about come Sunday when I beat Patrick Webster, just like I did in my first match in ICW. Things come in complete circles and my career is going to complete its first circle when I have done it all already, and I start doing it all again. I am going to beat Webster and then get the World Title again, but this time do it right...I just KNOW IT!

Big Al Stud: Now lets talk about whats on the line in our little match this Sunday Webster. Whats on the line is not just pride and showing who is the best wrestler on the best team ever. What is on the line is more than that Webster, its all about the bling bling that goes on your waste. No, not my platimum belt that you have twice been caught trying to steal, I am talking about my United States Title. YOu always talk about how great you look in it, always carrying it around like its your baby. Well let me let you in on a little secret...no one looks better with that title then Big Al Stud does...and I have dozens and dozens of pictures from each reign to prove it. Aside from me being the best wrestler in ICW and me being the first, last, and only 7x United States Champion...I am the greatest Canadian Champion of all time! Webster, you have no idea what you dealing with right now...aside from a very pissed off and agetated dangerous man. You have no idea what it takes to be a seven time world champion...the closest thing that you can even attempt to compare is your measly seven stables title reigns that you just have people like myself carry you towards the reign...but thats okay I am used to carrying people like you and Jacobsen...and End of the Line, and V, and IT, and the rest of ME. You have no clue what it takes to become the first last and only seven time United States Champ. You can't do it. There is only one man who is able to do something so rare, and so extreme. It takes a great mixture of skill, talent, determination, consistancy, and the lack of getting pushed. Thats really what it comes down to. You are the kind of guy who Mr. S liked somewhat. When you deserved one, you got a world title shot. When you were in the hardcore division you got hardcore title shots by the dozen. But me being the biggest talent that ICW has to offer...do I get a plethera of title shots? Do I get those World Title Shots? No, I get United States Title Shot upon United States Title shots. Unlike you who gets one every other match. In over 20 months in ICW and I have had one measly World Title Shot, which I of course took advantage of. But of course, the great staff of ICW refuses to push me, and they just keep me in the United States division. Which explains the truth that this is stunningly my ninth US Title shot...something that no one would think would be so lopsided...my US to World Title Shots. But I am not one to complain...well yes I am. But I am one to go to the ring and win, regardless of all of the backstage politics. Webster, I don't know if you realize this...but when I beat you it will make for two major epic milestones in my career...and in ICW Histroy. After I win my eigth UNited States Title, after we retain the stables titles together of course, I will become the first and only person ever to get 8 total reigns of one title...including tag and stables titles...not just singles. That is something utterly amazing because the next closest singles title number is Pyro's 6 world title reigns. Of course he gets those shots, but that is neither here nor there. I dont know where it is...but I am talking about major milestones. The other major milestone will make me become just the fourth person ever to get to twenty title reigns. Just the elite list of Pyro, Reaper, and Ice will be the other three people to beat me to the punch. This twenty title reigns is something that many have not, and most will never get to. Both you and I are one title reign away from that, and I am going to be the first one to get it because I have got the title shot this Sunday. I am not one to not capitolize on these titles shots and that means that I am going to not put any of the personal vandetas aside that we have right now and make this match person. With this match personal I will be even more eager to kick your ass and win the match, get my 8th US Title reign, get my 20th total title reign, and prove once and for all who carried the team of Extremely Lethal. It was me like I have said all along, and I will make sure that everyone knows it come Sunday Night.

Big Al Stud: Hmm, with that said we should turn from statistics to just straight facts. We could look at the fact that Webster has won the Most Hardcore Wrestler in ICW two years in a row at the Global Awards. Making him the first and only repeat champion, but I have something to say about him being a repeat champion. Well basically he could have been a repeat champion in something cool like Wrestler of the Year, or Chris Hasler Award...but he go tmost hardcore. Why did he get most hardcore? Because the only other people in there were no name jobbers...except for my favorite, the amazing 'Wired' Jack Troyer. The fact of the matter is that no one else in ICW wants the most hardcore award. Do you see the real legends Big Al Stud, Ice, Pyro or Hunter Hearst Helmsley in there? No! Why is that? Because they don't even want a hardcore title reign because its just pathetic and worthless. But just as worthless as the Hardcore Title is in ICW, as well as the award...your little hardcore gimmick is even worse. People like you, with your little I'm Hardkore! gimmick are a dime a dozen. Max Powers figured that out about two or three months into his ICW career. But you, you don't realize that everyone and theier momma uses that pathetic gimmick and it never really works. You see, I am the unorthodox in ICW, I care about technical wrestling, and everyone knows that in any sort of scenario...a good technical wrestler will always beat a good hardcore wrestler. In this case its the Best Technical Wrestler who is going to beat the Best Hardcore Brawler. It happened back on July 16th when I tossed you off the scaffold. That was your match type, it favored you in every way possible. Now we face each other in a mannor that favors me to beat you, and obviously that means that I will. We are going at it in the lethal STANDARD MATCH! That is my kind of match because you can't bring in tables or chairs or anything like that. You want to bring in those weapons, while I have my own weapons...my vast array of lethal wrestling moves and submission holds. Basically that means if the Devastation Device doesn't work, the Studder Step will. A good hardcore wrestler who can't even beat a good technical wrestler in his own environment thinks that he can beat the technical wrestler in a WRESTLING MATCH? HAHAHA! I don't know about that shit, Patrick...think about it a little bit. And this match has my title on the line no less. Yeah, the United States Title is on the line, the title that I made famous. I helped to carve the legacy of the great United States Title more than you can even dream of Webster. I made that title as great as it is now a days while you carry it around without even defending it. If I didnt defend every week, my reigns would have been alot longer. But I hold no grudge. My beef is with you, not my title reigns. I am going to beat you and get my eight title reign, and my 20th over all.

Big Al Stud: Webster, you know that I am all about lecturing people about history. Like how I just pointed out the facts that I beat you in our only other singles encounter, and that a good wrestler beats a good brawler in wrestling matches every single time...especially when that good wrestler is me! The other thing that I want to point out is that this is not the first time that I have faced my tag team partner for a major ICW title. Don't you remember cutting edge? I faced Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen in a ladder match, my favorite match escaping the rules of regularity, for the tag Team Titles. Remember those gold straps that I gave you won of and then you caused me to lose them? yeah those gold straps! Well I had to face Johnny for those titles a month and a half ago at ICW Presents: Cutting Edge. Back then Johnny was really riding on a hot streak and everyone was certain that Johnny was going to upset the overconfident Big Al Stud. Everyone in the back told me they knew my time was up and it was time to pass the tourch to my former protegue. But even if there was only one person in the entire federation who know I was going to win...and that one person was the only one who mattered. That one person was me. Now everyone thinks that Webster is going to win because they know he is pissed off about not winning Wrestler of the Year. But I was in the ballot also, I could have just as easily been voted Wrestler of the Year...I am also really pissed. But what it really comes down to is that I am going to win again. I may not have won wrestler of the year, but I am presently the best wrestler in ICW...and because of that I am going to dominate you. Just like at last Pay Per View I went in facing my tag team partner for a title in which I am one of the best champions ever...this time I am going to walk into WrestleRage3 and face my current tag team partner. I am already facing Johnny Jacobsen's replacement. Webster, they say your pissed off for reasons that also I am pissed off for. But the truth is that I am pissed for another reason that Pat isn't so much. Webster lost those tag team titles that I fought so hard to earn. I had to fight Pyro and Chairsman within my own stable again to get those titles and then I had to damn near kill myself and my tag team partner so that I could win the tag titles for Webster and I. But after I give Webster the title what happens? He loses the fucking thing to HHH and Volcano while I am on the outside looking in. Webster blew everything that I worked so hard to create in early 2002, he threw it all away in three seconds. For that I am really going to try to hurt Webster and take him down...and out! I am going to leave him devasted in the ring tonight just like he left me devasted when he blew away my Tag Team Titles! Now I am going to take his United States Title...which should be mine anyway!

Big Al Stud: Well I have established that last Pay Per View I faced my partner and won the tag titles that Patrick Webster eventually wasted away in a matter of seconds after I gave the title to him. But what happened last year at WrestleRage2 compared to this year at WrestleRage3. A year ago Main Event formed, and now we are defending the stables titles at the biggest Pay Per View of the history of ICW...but that is not the point that I am trying to make. The match in particular that I want to talk about is not Max Powers defending the World Title for the second time in a row either. The match I want to talk about took place about three or four matches from the main event. This match was a triple threat last man standing match for the ICW Intercontinental Title. This match was between three members of the newly formed Main Event Stable. Jade Shocker took on Patrick Webser and they also faced the current Intercontinental Champion...Big Al Stud. We take a look at this year and Jade Shocker is again going to win the Intercontinental Title from me, but this time I vacated it. And we look at where are they now for Webster and Big Al Stud. We are now one match from the Main Event, and wrestling for the second biggest prize in our industry...the United States Title. This time I go into the biggest PPV ever as the challenger instead of the champion...which means that I have to win, and Webster doesnt. This just shows how much Webster and I have gone up from last year, we are up to damn near main eventing...and this has more star power than the main event does...so our match could really steal the show. But when we take a gander back at last year we see that stable mates can fight each other and then comeback and keep the stable together as the best stable ever. They can even go on to win the tag titles. So basically this whole debocle is not going to drag Main Event down, nor will it rip apart the best tag team ever, Extremely Lethal. But lets get down to the actual match last year at wrestlerage. We have established that Jade Shocker won the match...but that is completely irrelevant since he is not in our match this year. We formed together in the stables titles match, and the next match after that was the great Last Man Standing Match that was eventually nominated for Match of the Year at the Globals...one of the three nominated that I took part in. We wnt into the match as allies but for 30 minutes we hated each other, just like tonight. The match was very hard fought and only one person could win...and that was Jade. But someone had to be eliminated first...and who was that? That was you Patrick. And how did you get knocked out? Yu went for a moonsault onto me while I was on a table, and I moved. I moved you cam ecrashing down hard throught the table which means that I elmiminated you. That means that I beat you last year at WrestleRage2. And since i Have gotten much better, and you have also improved some, I am going to beat you again. I beat you last year and I have improved ten fold, as you haven't improved so greatly. This year I am going to demolish you in the middle of the ring. If you think missing a moonsault and going crashing through a table is tough shit, then you are really in for a huge suprise tonight when we battle one on one in the middle of the ring. You think crashing through a table hurts, then you are in no way ready to meet the Devastation Device or the Studder Step. The Studder Step is the most painful move in ICW's submission histroy, completely beating down the Bear Trap for second place. Now, you haven't felp these moves yet, and that's because you have been my partner which brings me to the question of why have you been my partner. It might be because I am so good, that is most likely the reason. But it could also be that you just didnt want to feel either of my finisher moves. When we get down to it tagging with me is a win/win/win situation because you win matches and titles, dont have to carry the team, and you dont have to fight me ever. That is all until you piss me off to much and we battle at Pay Per Views. Ask Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen about that. He was happy being my partner until he got the Devastation Device and I climbed every rung of the ladder to grab the Tag Titles that you later blew. That means now I have to give you the Devastation Device and win the US Title to climb every rung of the ICW ladder to finally get my much deserved second World Title Shot!

Big Al Stud: Speaking of the great Devastation Device, for anyone who didnt know...the D-Device was the winner of the 2002 Finisher of the Year. That is, of course, not suprising because of the big names it has put away and the great velocity that I do it with. Its put away all the great, HHH, Pyro, Shanghai Kid, you name it...they have gone down to the Devastation Device. But what I wanted to point out is not that I have best finisher right now...well actually that was only part of it. I also wanted to make notice that you Patrick Webster have the finisher of the year for 2001. That is a really random occurance because Webster and I obviously execute the most devastating double team move in the history of double team moves...the final event. The move that almost killed out friend Max Powers will be three times as effective on a person we are really trying to injure. But everyone marks this WrestleRage as Mr. ICW 2001 vs Mr. ICW 2002, but Best Finisher 2001 vs Best Finisher 2002 is really going to steal the show. So WrestleRage3 is having really some classic battles build up for 2001 vs 2002, and just like the stable olskool...old is never better than new. I am the leader of the new school ICW and Webster is about to find out that there is no time like the present. This match is really going to prove alot in the ICW record books. It is going to show who is the better wrestler in the best tag team ever. It is also going to show that Big Al Stud is in fact the best United States Champion ever. Another thing this is going to show is who has the best finisher ever. Is the best finishing move in ICW history the Fatal Fall or the Devastation Device. Well having felt the Fatal Fall, I dont know how great it really is. I think if I get a Fatal Fall tonight that I might even be able to kick out of it. Webster, you also have alot of heart and you to might be able to kick out of the Devastation Device. Then out two primary finishers are out of the picture and that means we go to another similarity...our secondary finishers, botha re submissions. The Webmission is a lethal versian of the sleeper hold that can put a person out in a matter of seconds, and I think its the move that won the Stables Titles for Main Event the first time. But the Studder Step...that has won me a few matches and I have only used it a few times. It is really a very Lethal, as in Extremely Lethal, finishing submission and can make a person tap out for sure. But I know you and you know me...I don't forsee either of us giving up, so that is out of the picture for the most part. So what we would have to base this match that is already simingly even down to our terterairy finishers...which we don't have. In other words this match is going to come down to our actual moves. When it comes down to that to decide who is going to win, everyone in their right mind knows that I will win, thats why I was voted the Viewer's Choice. The pople don't like me, but they respect me just for the fact that I am the best wrestler here. When it comes down to real wrestling moves, I am going to flat out outwrestle you because you array of moves comes down to chair shots, table moves and brawling outside the ring for the hardcore title. My moves come down to perfectly executed suplexes, great leverage moves, and nice submission moves. Basically what the match tonight is going to come down to is me out wrestling you to wear you down before I leave your ass Devastated in the middle of the ring and I'll walk out of New Orleans with my United States Title around my waste for the unprecedented eight times!

Big Al Stud stands up and walks over to his little mini refridgerator and grabs out an ice cold pepsi and walks back over to his couch. He starts drinking away his woes with a nice refreshing cola beverage and the belches. He then lies back down and falls back asleep in his pre match ritual nap. The nap always helps Stud win the United States Title...but will the nap come through tonight? Only time will tell...