Big Al Stud: Well lets move along down the Sega Genesis pecking order and he see the man with the smallest pecker of all, Volcano. Now, this brings me to the second man who is walking around with shit that doesn't belong to him, and that is the Volcano strutting around with my tag team titles. Those titles are mine! Well, excluding the whole part where he pinned Patrick Webster...but aside from that small note the titles need to come back to their rightful owner and that my friends...is me! Volcano, first of all you did not even deserve the damn shot at the titles, for the simple fact that you had not wrestled in a single match before that since like Black Sunday...which was almost four months ago. Basically as far as I see it you are really lucky that Hunter is your partner because he booked the match, did all the work, and won the match for you. He is a one man team, and beleive me I know from experience, those are hard to keep afloat forever.

Big Al Stud: But right now I am not supposed to be talking about the Tag Titles, beacuse that is the past and soon to be the future, but sooner to be the future is the stables title match. Volcano, you are in the stable that in my opinion looks like the biggest threat to Main Event's second round of dominance. Its true I am actually worried that Genesis might somehow be able to upset ME, but I am going to do everything in my power to make sure that doesn't happen. Volcano we have some stable history in our past, because thats where most history is I suppose...in the past. So to avoid redundancy I am going to not continue on with that point and skip over every boring sentance I was going to say about the stable known as V...that you and Hunter were in. I am going to skip striaght into the first time Main Event was running things in ICW...the summer of 2001. Volcano, at that time you were a member of Main Event, and a person involved in the whole "give ang go" with the world title that Ice did in the summer. We passed the world title around, we passed bitches around...and we were on top of the game. But you decided to through all that shit away. Where are you in Main Event now? Oh yeah you weren't invited back because you are a pompus ass and no one can stand you and your punk ass arrogance. All that plus the fact that you are really not that good and don't belong in the Main Event, stable or match, just adds to why your not in the stable. That is not only why you aren't in the stable...but its also the reason that you got put on the shelf by Main Event for a couple months. You got a Fatal Fall here a pinch of Avalanche...2001 Finisher of the Year Nominess, and then you got some of the new 2002 nominees with the Powersbomb, Elecric Drop and Devastation Device. You were out for a while and now you think you can just bounce back with vengeance...well you took one step by luckily managing to steal the tag team titles, but when you try to make your huge leap back into things at WR3...you are going to get fucked up. I have a question that you might understand...when you are doing tackling drills in football, and you have to run at another guy who is trying to tackle you, and you jump up...you get hit hard and you dont get up. When you try to jump up in ICW, when I am trying to bring you down hard...you will get brought down hard. You will be up so and brought down out of the clouds so hard you aren't going to get back up for a while, and really its not going to look pretty. You will be left in the middle of the ring incoherant and incapacetated...In other words, you are going to be left devastated in the middle of the ring while I hold my Stables Titles up high and soon my tag and US Titles. OH yeah, I will let you take a gander at them, but please show a little bit of reverrance and dont try to grope my belts.

Big Al Stud: Volcano I am really growing weary of talking about you right now because really I know that you are not the kind of guy who is going to say anything credible about a wrestler far superior to you. A guy like me, Big Al Stud. You are not the kind of guy who is going to come out and say Big Al Stud is a great wrestler and he is a lot better than me. Thats because you have a huge ego and you know that to say that I am better than you would hurt your ego because really you have a just a false confidence. You know that when you put someone else over a little bit you are going to realize that they truly are better than you and you will lose that confidence and it will hurt you in the ring and you will lose some of your fan base. But as for me, I am not like that Cano. I am not that way, and I am not afraid to put someone over. I will prove that right now. No I am not going to say that you are a better wrestler than me, because well, thats not true and I am not going to lie. But you are a very good fighter, trained in UFC or whatnot I beleive. If not you should go there and you could make a good living. Now, if your not a good wrestler how is an honest guy like me gonna put you over...well I am going to flat out say that you are a better fighter than me. You are one tough son of a bitch and if it comes to fist a cuffs then you are definately going to be the man who walks away from the match...ummm....walking? Yeah. So basically I will flat out tell you that my plan of attack is for sure not to try to get into a fight with you cause I will get my ass kicked. I am going to out wrestle you on the mat and win if I can, lsoe if I must...but I will always cheat. Then I am going to make sure to hook you in the pump handle and hit the devastation device and walk out with my Stables Titles...because I must not lose!

Stud craftfully sneaks a Pyro Bar out of his pocket and downs it all in one bite so the camera can not catch it...or at least he thinks that. Big Al Stud then turns around and heads toward the ring as the camera fades to another commercial...basically making this promo like an ABC hour and a half after school special...