Max Powers: Hey whats up?

Big Al Stud: Nothing...and just so you know, I didnt break opne the vending machine and take these candy bars...

Max Powers: Just as long as you know that I wasn't just masterbating when I walked in...

Big Al Stud: Goo! Thats fucking gross, I didnt even see any of that shit.

Max Powers: Yeah thats the way...keep on the D-L for me.

Big Al Stud: Ugh dude, im gonna fucking hurl. You know what else makes me want to hurl?

Max Powers: Savage?

Big Al Stud: Yeah, that bald piece of crap. He smells like shit! But in all seriousness you are right because that is the next guy in IT that I feel that I need to cut a little promo on. Thats right Savage, everyone gets a turn and tonight is your turn. Well well well, where should I begin. Well we can tell about your naked...eww dude, Powers you and your complusive masterbating is getting my mind in the gutter. Your naked waste Savage. What happened to that Intercontinental Title that you used to have? OH yeah I think I remember. I went to Mr. S and I was like "hey S give me a shot" and after much deliberation I finall got that punk ass bitch to get me that title shot that I wanted. So then what happened, like every time I walk into the ring with a singles match against an opponent that is far inferior to me, I did what I always do...I beat them. Savage was really no match for me, because I kicked his ass all over the ring. Then I beat the quoe unbeatable Savage. The unstoppable Savage. The Icon Savage. The next world champion Savage. Everyone was busy singing Savage's praise and then who stepped up to the plate and gave him the beating of the year? ME! BIG AL STUD beat Savage like it was nothing. And what praise did I get? Nothing. I beat Savage then other actions got me my push up to the US Title match. I beat Savage and who was calling Big Al Stud unstoppable? Not anyone. Who called Big Al Stud the Icon? Who said that Big Al Stud was the World Champion? Who even came up to Big Al Stud shook the hand of the man who handed it to Savage as if it twas nothing? Not even my supposed best friend Patrick Webster! Not you Max, no one congradualted Big Al Stud for his great victory over the amazing Savage. But what is going to happen? I am going to continue on as the giant killer beating IT and Genesis single handedly and then beat Webster and continue with my winning ways. Will I get a world title shot? No. Webster might, Savage might but of course it would make just to much sense to give Stud a second shot of his career. But what is going to happen? I am just going to take everyone in ICW out. I am going to take you out again Savage. You are not going to be able to accept the title shot if you ever get one. You wont be able to wrestle a match for another year. Thats my new goal...I am going to take everyone in ICW out so Big Al Stud HAS to get a world title shot...and Savage, thats my goal for Sunday!

Big Al Stud: Ah, who am I kidding, my goal this Sunday is to beat you and everyone else in the stables title match...keep my stables titles, and then beat my sidekick Patrick Webster and take my US Title for an astonishing 8th time. But part of that goal is like I said keeping the stables titles...and in order to do that someone has to take out the unbeatable Savage. Seeing how I am the only man in america who can do that...I am that man who has the ability to beat that man...but obviously no one can realize that. I can beat Savage, ive done it before. Ive done it in singles matches for titles, tag matches worth nothing, and even battle royals for shots at titles. I can beat Savage at any kind of match that anyone in the world wants to pick because the fact of the matter is that I am just better at this game than Savage is. Its like when you try to play chess with someone who is a good player and you dont even know the rules...you are just not going to win. Its that simple. No one should wrestle me anymore, it would save them time and money...as in hospital bills. If everyone just gave me the win it would save me time where I could just in the back and take a shot or a puff or just play a little old skool nintendo. Techmo Bowl is the shit! I assure you that I could definately whip Savage's ass in that...or RBI baseball, even if he pulls an upset out of his ass once in a while in wrestling...he damn sure wont beat me in nintendo! Now you've got me all flustered and I want to fight Savage then play some nintendo! You game?

Stud pulls a nintendo out from under the nice little TV in Main Events locker room. They are there for almost a week, they need to live it up a little bit you know. And Stud and Powers engage in marr...a nice friendly game of football, just like Stud and Webster are going to engage in a not near as friendly match for the United States Title. Only in this video game battle there are hopefully no punches or chairs involved. Stud picks the Raiders and Powers gets the Giants. Tim Brown returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown and the camera fades to another random commercial...