Keeping the Stables Titles










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The camera shows back up in the locker room of ICW's Stable Champions The MAIN EVENT. Big Al Stud is sitting the the love seat where ICW's camera crew left him earlier for a commercial for Green Day's International Super Hits CD...its a great CD you should all go buy it...so says the commercial anyway. Anyway, Stud starts talking about the stables titles again...

Big Al Stud: Well lets move on to the next member of the new stable, whom all of the members I have dealt with in the past, Genesis. This member is another oldie...but definately not a goodie...since he flat out is not near at the level that he used to be and could definately be again. I don't really want to say that Reaper is a has been, because I have been in the ring with this guy and I know him, and the potential is still there for sure...and he could even shock the world and beat Savage...I know that he has it in him. But I know that he is not going to be a major factor in Genesis. My reasoning in beleiving this is because Reaper is a mooch...or a leach. I know there is a lot of talk lately about people riding coat tails, I say Webster and Jacobsen rode mine, people like Jacobsen and Webster are foolish enough to say that I rode on theirs...but I am going to let the truth be known. Reaper is the man who invented coat tails. Thats right he was a butler early on in his life and he invented coat tails just so that he could ride them later on. He went around and gave everyone coat tails and then acted like they were made for riding. Its true this man hasn't even earned half of what he has done in Internet Championship Wrestling...as far as stable title reigns go...and that is what we are currently talking about, so its all that counts. Reaper is a seven time Stables Champion, and he is the second person even to get seven title reigns with a single title...second only to me who won seven United States Titles about a month before Reaper...but the only problem is that he joins whichever stable is the newest and has the biggest chance of winning the stables titles. It would not suprise me for this guy to switch sides to IT if a few members of Genesis get eliminated early. Reaper can't do anything for himself when we are talking about stables titles, simply because he is lazy and smart. I say smart because he knows that other people can do the work for him...and they do. This is the Reaper method and he has been very successful in doing this, so by all means I suggest that he continues on with it. But I hope he ralizes that this kind of strategy is not going to work when he is opposing the Main Event, simply because we are the greatest Stable ever, in stables matches tag matches singles matches or just over all title victories. Any way you look at it we are the greatest collection of atheletes assembled together at one time...and we are all working together.

Big Al Stud: Dont get me wrong though, Genesis is a good stable...maybe at another time or another place they would be able to beat the Main Event...but probablly not. Perhaps if these guys we around before Main Event this time around they would be the stables champs right now, but that is not what it comes down to. For every HHH They have, we have an Ice. For Every Volcano they have, we have a Patrick Webster. For every Mr ICW 2002 they have we have the origional Mr ICW. For everything they have, we have something better, like that new kid down the block that gets every new toy just a week before you. For every seven time Stables Champion we have a seven time United States Champion named Big Al Stud. Reaper knows he was the first seven time stables champion and he loves himself for that reason, but what he always fails to mention is that Webster has them now, but he also "forgets" to say that I am the only man to hold a singles title an amazing seven times, not to mention I was the first person ever to get to the plateau of seven titles reigns with one title. There is something that I have just realized...now I am not only not the only seven time champion...but I am in jeopardy of not being the first ever eight time champion in ICW. If I let my guard down or pay too much attention to beating Webster later on in the night Reaper might sneak through with his eight stables title reign and then beat me by half an hour...just one match and be the first man ever to get 8 reigns with the same title...and that is something that I just cannot let Reaper get away with! I am not going to let a free-loading piece of ship steal my claim to fame and steal my thunder at the biggest Pay Per View in ICW's lengthy existance. Reaper is not going to make me look bad in front of thousands in attendance and millions, maybe even billions at home watching WR3 on Pay Per View. I was the first to get to seven, and I am going to be the first person to get to that...even if I have to kill Reaper so he can't get the title...there is no way that he is getting that eight reign before I am. Reaper you are not going to mooch another reign off of your good partners...if you actually earn your first reign since early 2001...then you will get some respect. But if you dont, you are going to get your ass kicked and left Devastated in the middle of the ring!

Big Al Stud gets up and stretches out and walks around a little bit. He reaches into the refridgerator and pulls out a coke. HE cracks open the coke and everyone watches in suspense. He lifts the coke to his lips and...and...and...HE DRINKS IT! Stud carries the coke out of the room and the camera fades to a new commercial...







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