Big Al Stud: Now I have to move onto the man with the most overpriced, over rated, crappy tasting candy bar in america...and that man is Pyro. Pyro don't think that I am only concerned with your candy, because we both know that I am very...very focused with retaining the stables titles, and that serious demeanor is going to carry me into the match Sunday Night looking for blood. I am one hundred percent worried firstly about making sure I walk out of the big easy with my stables titles, and that means doing whatever is in my power to try to keep the damn belts. If that means taking someone out for good...and ending their career, then that is what I will have to do. Pyro, don't think for a second that excludes you from the whole ordeal, because you damn well better remember the other time that Main Event almost broke your neck. Back on the night when Webster and I won our first ever tag team titles, we won them by inventing the best tag team finisher ever...the Final Event. That powerbomb slash neckbreaker straight up did it to you, and you were down for the count. Luckily enough you didnt have to be in a halo, or learn to walk again, because we hit that bad mother fucker with some serious impact...and not that wrestler who sucked really badly. But Pyro back to you, I am going to make sure that not you, nor anyone else in the match pins a member of main event...and if the only way to assure you dont make the pin is to break your neck...then by all means I will surely try to do that, and you better beleive I will, or it will be your loss not mine!

Big Al Stud: Pyro I have more history with you than I have with any other wrestler in ICW, hell we are even nominated for fued of the year with Ice thrown into the match, and we are nominated for match of the year also. Of course you ended up winning that match, but the fued between yourself and I...it is ever lasting. You may have a few little victories over me at such Pay Per Views at Pandora's Box and Escape From Reason while I only have a victory over you at the more recent Desperate Measures, but that means that I won the most recent. What that means is that I am the better man now. A year ago you were main eventing WrestleRage and I was wrestling in like the 4th highest match. Now I am in the third highest match and you are stuck in the mid card. Notice that as I get progressively better, you get drastically worse...and that is not a good thing for you! But there is another thing that you and everyone else should know...Desperate Measures was not our most recent match...so I cant say that one proves who is better at this current time. Our most recent one on one battle took place on March 25th when I dominated you yet again. Thats right less then a month ago I beat Pyro AGAIN one on one just further proving my theory of my excellence over the self proclaimed legend...Pyro! If that statistic is not enough for you...I have another. My final stat about Pyro is the fact that he has not won a match since early February, and that was a tag team match where Chairsman actually pulled alot of weight...so all in all, Pyro is back to his 6 month streak of sucking, before his two month streak of picking it up and getting 150 title shots. Right now he has one title shot and this is not one he is going to be successful in.

Big Al Stud: Seapking on the subject of being unsucessful, we have already established how sucessful Pyro has been...or not been in recents weeks and in his case months. But when you look at Big Al Stud, its a complete differant story. In the year 2002 I have a total record of 17-9-1. Thats an astonishing ratio of 2 wins or draws to one loss. A record that cannot be matched by hardly any wrestler in ICW history...but the major part of that is the fact that 2 of those losses come from stable titles matches, and only one win does. So in my singles or tag matches I am 16-7-1, which is getting damn close to three wins to one loss. Just that simple stat alone just shows the complete and utter dominance that I have had over all of ICW, with my only losses comming to Chairsman via cheating, and clean losses to Rage, Maniac Miller, and El Oso...three possible future hall of famers. The only thing that Pyro can come close to matching by that is that he lost 9 matches this year...and then the month changed to February. I am not for sure what Pyro's official record for the year is, but I doubt he even cracks .400, cause winning the way that only I, Webster, Crasher, and Savage do...it takes consistancy and dedication...something that Pyro only has a select couple of months out of the year. Maybe in May he will pick it up...but I don't see that comming, because he won't be walking away from the Stables Title Match at WrestleRage. He will be lying in the middle of the ring unconcious after I leave him Devastated with the future Finisher of the Year...the Devastation Device!

Stud then stops in his tracks and opens up a locker room door and sees Super Ho standing inside waiting for him. Ho is lying on a couch bare ass naked and Stud slams the door shut hard behind him..and runs over to Ho as the camera cuts to a commercial...