Big Al Stud: Well it looks like its part five of the Big Al Stud ABC after school special. People always tryin to take my titles. I gave one away for a shot at another, and then Hunter and Volcano tried and succeeded at taking away my second of three titles. Now I just have one title left and there are two stables trying to take that titles. Ten people trying to get my last one title. Two of them are HHH and Volcano who already have my title. There is also El Oso and The Red Dragon...people who I have already touched on...and there is another man in Genesis. This final participant in the match to take my third title in three weeks is Maniac Miller. Well, since I have already talked about the first four people...its miller time!

Big Al Stud: Thats right, its Miller Time, and he is trying to grab himself the GOLD ONE. Well Maniac Miller I already let you have one of my titles, but that was back in February when you beat me to end my six month reign as ICW Canadian Champion. That is in the past, and you know what...you kicked my ass but just let it be known that you barely beat me, and the only reason that you beat me was because of excessive blood loss. YOu could not finish me off or put me away, and I really hope that just sticks in the back of your mind because come Sunday night you are not going to be able to put me away...because I have gotten better while you just stayed in your mediocre state. With the inability to put me away there is a zero percent chance that you can win the stables titles for your stable...in fact you have now just been pointed out as utterly worthless to your partners...but you are not worthless. You would be able to do good, if this was November or December. Back then you were at the top of your game, but now a days you are already a has been and a pathetic flash in the pan. Now you have nothing, you used up your whole load in thirty seconds. You are just like a 12 year old kid seeing "boobies" for the first time. Ooooh, ugh...ahhh I'm done. Thats all you are. You have really got to learn how to hold it in, like I have. This consistant level of winning has become a way of life for the great wrestlers like Big Al Stud. I constantly kick asses and devastate people. With an impact like that its no wonder I am ICW's Impact Player!

Big Al Stud: But do they call you the Impact Player? No! What do they call you? They don't call you anything because you are just some mid card punk who was once good, like Pyro but only for a two week span of time. Now you can't heck it with the good wrestlers, nor the moderate wrestlers. What they call you, is in fact, a WEIRDO. You and you little funny sentances like a man a plan a canal panama...its a waste of breath. A parrot tor rapA...what is the point? You just waste everyones time ¿QUE? Thats right you just waste everyone's time ¿QUE? You take up time ¿QUE? Waste of space ¿QUE? Worthless ¿QUE? Dead Air ¿QUE? Soon to be dead meat ¿QUE? I'm gonna kick your ass ¿QUE? Bash your brain in ¿QUE? Whoop you ¿QUE? Devastate you ¿QUE? stomp a preverbail mudhole in you ¿QUE? Make you cry mercy ¿QUE? Say Uncle ¿QUE? Submit! ¿QUE?See how that is? Its just a waste of time. Do all the millions of Big Al Stud fans...Stud pauses as the fans give no reaction what so ever...want to hear that crap? No! Its flat out retarded...but I dont really think you are that dumb...more like misguided. Maybe if you were taken under the wing of someone not as moronic as Reaper then you could accomplish something again...boy. But WrestleRage3 is not going to be your night. You are not going to regain the glory of December, or recreate your former stables title in Extreme Icons, a stable in which is not near the calibur of the Main Event. Just get over it and face the facts that you accept good enough as good enough, and thats a mistake. I am going to beat your ass good enough, and then beat your ass the rest of the way and pin you in the middle of the ring for the one, two, and three. You are going to lie cold and limp in the middle of the ring after the 2002 Global Award Winner for Finisher of the Year...the Devastator Device. The Canadian Devastator...Big Al Stud...the Impact Player...Wrestler of the Year...future time Man of the Year...can you match that? I don't think you can. So come Sunday, it will really be no match!

Big Al Stud motions and his music starts again and he exits the ring while the camera fades to yet another commercial...but where is Big Al Stud going this time?