Big Al Stud: Well I suppose that it is time for me to move onto the final person that I need to cut a promo on for the stables title match...and that man is my former tag team partner Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. I notice first that I was nominated for tag team of the year for Star Studded, and also Wrestler of the Year...yet my tag team partner was not. If that doesn't prove once and for all that I did not carry the team, then you are stupid for thinking that. You know, this whole scenario reminds me of the 01-02 Washington Wizards. They were truly carried by a certain individual named MJ...just like I carried Star Studded, and I'm a certain individual named BAS. Im the Jordan of ICW apparently. Anyway MJ turned the team around and carried a bunch of young players who were not that great and he made them better and brought them up to playoff contention. Just the same way as I brought the young, crappy Johnny Jacobsen...only I took him up all the way to the titles, unlike Jordan. But another with the metaphors and similes...because I am just flat out good...better than Jordan.

Big Al Stud: And there is someone who is not as good as jordan...nor is he even as good as God Shamgod. THis is Johnny Jacobsen. Everyone thought Johnny Jacobsen was so great, and they all thought he was soon to the be the greatest wrestler ever. They all thought that Jacobsen was going to be the best person ever. Everyone acted like Johnny Jacobsen would somehow be able to beat the amazing Al Stud...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I laugh at that comment like a fat man chuckles at...ummmm...something funny! Anyway, what happened when the team of Star Studded broke up? One of the team went on to big huge, better things...and one stayed titleless as only the next little thing would do. Anyway, what happened was Johnny Jacobsen ended up facing off against Big Al Stud in a ladder match for both of the tag team titles, and who do you think won? The next big thing johnny jacobsen or the proven time in time out Consistantly winning, should be world champion Big Al Stud? Of course I beat Johnny Jacobsen within an inch and a half of his life. Frankly I don't feel tha Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen is worth the hair on my ass...not that my ass is all that hairy.

Big Al Stud: But the thing that pisses me off the most is that little ego that Johnny has on him. He walks around like he is some big movie star, or even that he oculd wrestle. The fact of the matter is that he can't wrestle and he looks like a big nosed ex surfer with a teanie weinie. Ho told me that he has a dinky dong, its true its true. I for one have no knocledge about the size of any wrestlers package, nor do I go groping around or anything but I am just stating what I have heard from legitamate sources on the subject. If anyone knows about cocks...its my girl Sarah. But when we get to the wrestling, its not all there either. Take it from me, a guy has tagged with this guy through the good and bad...there is not a whole lot of good. People used to always come up to me and say that I truly am the biggest Stud in ICW because I was able to carry Johnny Jacobsen for so long...and that is 100% true. The people who said that to me know who they are. Some might even be your own so called friends Johnny, I am not going to say who it was. But when it comes down to it, who knows someone's moves better than their own partner? Well the smarter partner for one. Thats right, what Im trying to get at is that I am smarter than you. You might come out and say that you know my moves better than anyone, but I know all of your little moves better than you know mine just because I am smarter and more crafty in the ring than you are, I am the smartest man in ICW. Johnny I have talked about me kicking your ass for the tag team titles, and taking the stables titles away from you...wait no I didnt. Do you see the stables titles I have? Those were taken from IT, the stable that you are in. That prolly pisses you off just a little bit. I took every titles you ever had...at least the ones worht holding...which Hardcore I-net aren't worth holding. I carried your ass for three months you just road my coat tails like a stupid punk ass bitch, and Sunday Night you get punished. You dont know about the history of WrestleRage...but let me tell you, its the event Main Event was origionally formed...and one year later we aren't ready to lose to some 2 week old team...or IT. Johnny you dont know that WR is the place where legends are made. Myths will be pointed out in New Orleans when people realize how crappy you really are and how great the legend of Big Al Stud will eb when my illustrious ICW career finally comes to an end...triumphently. Unlike your pathetic career which will come to and end at the hands of the Amazing Big Al Stud...I will elave you devastated in the middle of the ring again Johnny, the only question is when and how many times...

Big Al Stud turns around, and then turns around again making his journey into a complete and full circle. He then randomly breaks out into a really crapp dance that looks like the C-Walk on acid. Stud then starts to cry that his ten promo ABC after school special is now over. He whipes off the tear and cracks his neck. Stud then turns around and walks into Super Ho's room where she is still ready for him to "fooking shag" again...and again, and maybe even again!