Keeping the Stables Titles










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Big Al Stud is seen walking around backstage. He walks around in the hall and eventually goes into the locker room of Main Event where he is all alone, while the others cut various promos or train for their big matches. Stud takes a good look around and he sees all of the collective titles. He sees the five stables titles they all have, the spot where the tag titles were and still should be in his mind, there is the world title, then the US Title that Stud eyes especially fondly, the Canadian Title, and a foam IC Title to represent Jade Shocker as the future IC Champion. Stud realizes the dominance of the Main Event and then starts talking about five of those belts...the stables titles.

Big Al Stud: Well look at that, Main Event is a two time stables champion, and from last time even if Main Event is more of a paradox this time around...we have only gotten better in the long run. But there is an older stable...IT...and their is a brand new stable Genesis. The wrestlers are all the same, but the stable is new...and thats the stable that I am going to start with first. And first up in the stable is the obvious leader and man with all of the stroke Hunter Hearst Helmsley, the man who is the ICW acting commissioner...for now at least. Hunter is now walking around with that commissionership like its a badge or trophy of sorts, and he has my property. He has my tag team titles, titles that he once made great. Hunter is the origional Tag Team God so to speak, but he left the titles and I picked up where he left of. As of late I am the man, who along with my wrestlerage opponent, made the tag titles what they are today...worth something. Then Hunter realized that I was quickly becoming known as the best tag team champion ever and taking alot of his thunder...and that was something he couldn't stand...so he brewed up a nice little concauction, to break up Extremely Lethal. To do this he needed a partner in crime, Volcano. Volcano attacked me from behind one day, and then a later day he is the one who shoved me into Webster's Fatal Fall and caused much of the tension in the Tag Team Champions locker room. So Hunter and Volcano laid low for a while as Hunter won his commissionership full fledged and then realized the power he had bestowed upon him now. Meanwhile Webster and I were heating up even worse so Hunter booked the United States Title Match...a smart move for Hunter as that caused us to scuffle and fight even more. Then Hunter booked a tag title match knowing that Volcano and he would have easy pickings beating a tag team in turmoil...which they did. It was all part of a very genious plan by HHH to get the tag team titles but there is one thing that HHH doesn't realize. At WrestleRage3 he is going to lose the commissionerhsip to King Crasher and Webster and I will have our match. I will put Webster in line and we will know where we stand...and Crasher will want to punish Hunter. What better way to punish HHH than to book him against the most dangerous and best tag team in ICW's compelation...Extremely Lethal. Thats the second time Webster and I will abstract some revenge.

Big Al Stud: Second time you are all wondering...and to that I say yes...second time! The first time is going to be in the stables title match. Thats right, I have talked to Patrick and we are going to do our best to be on the same page again and take you down and out in the stables title match. Webster has learened all of the many errors in his ways and he now knows that I am the better man and we are going to take you and Volcano out in the stables title match. Then my master plan will all fall in line when Crasher beats you in your weak state and then grants me our tag title shots. But come Sunday I am going to be one very pissed off person. I am going to be pissed for one that you made some huge scheme just to take the tag titles away from me. I am also going to be pissed because you turned Patrick Webster against me with your prapoganda and horse shit! And lastly and most dangerously, I am going to be pissed at you because you are going to be standing across the ring looking straight into my eyes wanting to take all that I have left right now. The only thing that I have left is the Stables Titles. You are going to be apposing me wanting to take away my final title, the stables titles...and that is something that will not rest easy with me...because I have grown quite fond of these titles over the 100+ days combined that Main Event has held them. taking them away is not gonig to be any easy taask Hunter, and it is damn sure going to be just as hard, if not harder than beating me at Shattered Innocence...a time that you could not rise to the occassion like you needed to at the biggest pay per view of 2002. Now at the new biggest Pay Per View of 2002 you are again not going to rise to the occassion like you need to against Big Al Stud, because losing to you was a wake up call and a resurection to Big Al Stud. I am now just as hungry as I was when I was dominating in December through February...only this time it is going to last through a few bumps in the road. Hunter, you are just a minor pot hole and Sunday night you are going to get filled in. When you mess with ICW's Impact Player...you always get left Devastated...

Stud just sits down on his leather couch and awaits his neck promo as the camera cuts to commercial...







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