Big Al Stud: Well it looks like Genesis is actually serious in their moronic thoughts that they can beat the most elite stable in the world. They are cutting alot of promos, some of which are long and boring...and the others of which are very short and boring. All in all it is very tedious to listen to and watch their ugly faces talk, and even like fingernails on a chalk board to hear their stupid voices. But I know all of the fans in the Big Easy want to hear a good promo, with a smooth...over confident...cocky, in more ways than one, wrestler to cut that promo. That man is me, and where o where should I begin...

Big Al Stud: I know! I should start in a nice little chronological order...starting with Maniac Miller and his little promo where he mentioned Big Al Stud! Of course Maniac Miller had nothing but very unkind things to say that truly hurt my feelings. Actually wait, no they didnt because I honsestly don't care about Maniac Miller and I dont care if he would walk out and get hit by some drunk bicycle rider and sprain his fibula or some shit like that. But what Miller said was not only stupid...but it was also retarded. Miller said that I was scared to fight him! He says that I relinqueshed the Intercontinental Title because I was scared to face him for the title. That could not be further from the truth Miller, you need to learn what you are talking about before you speak of it. Do you even know who I am? I am Big Al Stud. Hall of Famer...7x US Champ...4x Tag and Stables Champ...2x IC Champ...ICW Hall of Famer! Obviously you don't realize that I am above the IC ranks. I am better than you Maniac Miller. I am a better wrestler, and a better person than you are or ever will be. Big Al Stud should not be facing Maniac Miller at the biggest Pay Per View in all of wrestling, and maybe one day when you make a real name for yourself then you might understand what in the world I am actually talking about! But right now you are nothing compared to me, its like a little hooverville compared to New York City. I am far from scared of you Maniac Miller, I was truly afraid of what I would do to you in the ring. Actually that was a lie, I dont give a damn about you or your future Miller. I was really scared of what facing a pthetic scum like you for just the little IC Title would do to my value. It would make my career start going down to draing. Right now Big Al Stud is worth a lot of money here in ICW...but after WrestleRage I will be worth alot of money elsewhere! Miller then said they were going to rip me in pieces or something...which I might add, I find rather unrealistic and I am pretty sure that is not going to happen, and I'll even put five dollars on it. Haha, suckers...if I die I wont pay up...its a win/win, except for the whole dying part. Miller, you arent going to die, but I just may have to beat you down!

Big Al Stud: So now I am going to move onto the Volcano, who like Maniac Miller, had many unkind things to say about the best wrestler in ICW. Actually I think Volcano had a few kind words to say about me...I think I even detected him calling me the best wrestler in ICW. But the poor comments outnumber the good ones slightly...well actually the vast majority were very derrogitorally said about Big Al Stud. Well first off Volcano started off wasting a lot of precious ICW time with some boring shit about going to wendys and getting food and something with rocco rock. Then he finally started talking about me three fifths through the promo. But thats okay, cause I know everyone knows what I know...whatever? Volcano started off with one of those under used, over comedical valued Big Gay Al jokes. HAHA, I had a really great laugh about that one ...well, not really because it is very funny and everyone says it and thinks it makes them some great commedian. Volcano talked about he doesn't really have that much of a problem with me...and I say that statement can be reversed for the most part...because Volcano is really an alright guy out of the ring somethimes. He is a pretty fun guy to hang out with when we arent in the ring, or he isnt telling everyone about how great he is. The man is a pretty cool guy, and he could be a great friend to many if he would just town his out of the ring ego down a little bit. He talked about how I've beaten him, he's beaten me, and we have had a draw in the starcard series in which he ended up winning the whole thing. All of that is true and there is nothing to reply and there is no reason to dwell on it excessively because it is irrelevant. Then he talked about how I am one of the people who beat him down and took him out. HAHA that was great fun to shut his ass up for almost two months...but now he's back. All that means is that Main Event is going to have to take Volcano down and out again at wrestlerage. Wouldn't that be some poetic justice knowing that Volcano was at the heart of trying to break Main Event up just weeks before WrestleRage3. That is oddly enough his next major point made...that he took Webster and my titles and now he is attempting to move on up and take our stables titles. He talked all about me being a seven time US champion and named all of the titles that I have held which is just insane, and even more impressive when you look at the titles peopple like Volcano and King Crasher have held...compared to how great they think they are. All that Volcano did for a while was talk about my titles, which is essentially a waste of time because I do not know Volcano's title history...now do I even care, because I don't tend to spout that shit off like its common knowledge.

Big Al Stud: You would think that Volcano epic promo was done there, but a person can only hope and dream for things that are out of his reach...in other words, the promo continued! SO we get to what I am going to call the second half of Volcano's actual promo in which he is talking about me...the great and legendary Big Al Stud! He started talking about how he has the tag team titles, but the fact does still remain, Volcano, that HHH is the man who carried your team. You guys are not a true team. If you guys can somehow hold the titles over 100 days like Webster and I have...then I will be impressed. But you know that, of course, this is not going to happen because you know that somewhere down the road Webster and I are going to finally get a rematch at those tag team titles. And I hope you know how serious we are going to be when we step into the ring for that big rematch and take back the titles that we helped to build the legacy of! VOlcano said that we are the ones who took him out back at the begining of March and that now he is back and better than ever, and as he sees it...that makes him a legend. Even though he has not done what Big Al Stud has done, he thinks he is a legend...which couldnt be farther from the truth. But that is not what I am planning on talking right now, right now I am talking about the stables titles match and the promo that Volcano cut for them...the one "about Big Al Stud", even if there was more about Wendys than Stud. But its okay Volcano, I hope you got a fat check for all the publicity. For some reason Volcano thinks that I am afraid of him. Ha to the Ha! He says that when he is motivated that means that no one wants to face him. Well Volcano I am something that many people in ICW are not. I am small...obviously. I am one of the smallest men in this federation, but I have a heart. I am not going to back down from you even though you have like 70 pounds and 5 inches on me...and lord knows you are alot stronger than me. I am not going to run away just because you are motivated. If you haven't noticed by know I am motivated about this big match and that could spell trouble for you. I am motivated, when I am motivated...you are not going to be able to beat me. I don't forsee anyone in this entire match beating me on one on for a three count. Maybe if everyone else is eliminated and it is Big Al Stud vs Genesis, it would be my best interest to back down and not kick out...but your damn sure not going to see that happen. I am going to do everythinig in my power to not lose tonight...because thats what I know how to do best. If somehow you do get the win over me Volcano, props to you...I just hope you know that if that is the case...then you have truly earned it. He then talked about how he did deserve those tag shots though he has done nothing in ICW to deserve it as of late. He even had the moronic claim that he deserves a world title shot. If anyone here desrves a world title shot...its obviously me Volcano. Sorry to devastate your deams but you better get used to it. Some people are just better than other people. I am not just going to devastate your dreams, I am also going to devastate you in the middle of the ring to retain my stables titles!

Big Al Stud: Now lets move onto the next Genesis member to cut a promo that involved talks about the great Big Al Stud. Reaper talked about his history in the Thurdome Cage, and all that I know about my history is that I have been in one of the Thunderdome Cage Matches, and I won that. I helpd End of the Line win the stables titles that January night, which happens to be the first time that I brought back the ICW Canadian Title. But really I dont care to elaborate because I saw how dull Reaper's talks about the thunderdome were, and the choice of the viewers doesnt want to disapoint my millions of fans by borthing them...so I wont. After talking about Jade Shocker and Max Powers, Reaper finally got to the man that everythinig in ICW should revolve around...Big Al Stud. He talked about me wanting to get the 8th US Title Reign, and how he wants the 8th Stables Reign. For one I don't really care if he beats me to it and wins his 8th Stables Title Reign one match before I get my eigth US Title reign because I have earned everyone of my US Title reigns and basically no one else has even come close. The United States Title is much harder to get and means so much more than the Stables Title ever will. But the thing is that I can control my own destiny in order to be the first because if I win the stables title match, then obviously Reaper can't get that 8th reign that he wants. Reaper then talked about how everytime but twice that we have had one on one matches, he always won...and that is true. There is not a comeback in the world that can change that fact...nothing can be said to change it, I lost. But what Reaper didnt say is that the last time that he beat me in a one on one match was just shortly after WrestleRage2. Not only did I win the most recent one on one encounter, but he hasn't beaten me in over a year. Back when he was in his prime he beat me several times. But now I am in my prime and I gurantee that if we were to meat one on one, say if he had the US Title instead of Webster, then I would beat him certainly, and then flaunt it in his face whenever the opportunity arises. Reaper started talking about how Genesis is better...I have nothing to respond to that except to say that obviously they aren't because we are the ones with the 5 gold straps, and you are the five that have empty wastes. He thinks that I am trying to break up Main Event when in all reality it was Patrick Webster who hit the fatal fall on Big Al Stud. There was no Devastation Devices handed out to any member of Main Event. And also what Reaper fails to awknowledge is that it was all a very well thought out plan by HHH and Volcano to turn us against each other and take first our tag titles, and then our Stables Titles while Webster and I fight it out amongst ourselves and hardly notice the other losses. Will this plan work out who knows? All I know is that I am going to do my part in first retaining the stables titles, then beating Webster for the US Title, then climbing back up that ladder and getting our much deserved rematch at the tag team titles. Reaper thinks that I am the greediest man in ICW. I am not greedy, I am good. There is certainly a differance. He complains about my seven US Title reigns, all of which I have earned...unlike you riding on the coat tails of stables like Unholly Alliance and the Extreme Icons in their later days. I earned my United States Tilte reigns 100% on my own. I did all that work by myself and actually earned them, which is something you cannot say about your even Stables Title reigns, or probably any of your tag Team Title Reigns. For some reason Reaper thinks that Genesis is a superiorly formed stable. If that was so true then why is a group full of Main Event wanna bes? Everyone in that stable just wants to be in Main Event, and would jump at the chance if I offered it to them in back...guaranteed. Certain people in your stable have asked to be in Main Event, and some might even be turning on you at WrestleRage. I'll give you a little hit, Main Event shocked the world when they formed with 7 people at WrestleRage2. We have five people now, and maybe two of your wrestlers are going to shock the world and join main event to bring our number back up to seven. Maybe two people are going to leave you out cold like Webster did last year and then what Reaper? What happens to your "great" stable. What happens to your career? Yu can't freeload off of talented people anymore and you lose your grip and your career starts to contionue plummetting down the toilet...

Big Al Stud: Now lets move onto HHH, who just recently cut the most foul mouthed, long, boring, dry, sexualy pervented, 3rd grade promo. Lets respond to what he had to say about Big Al Stud shall we? HHH said that I am the man who hates him more than any other man in the federation, and he has got that damn right. HHH is a piece of garbage who tried to rip ME and Ex Lethal apart from the inside, the only problem is that its not going to work, and the only thing its going to get his is an ass kicking, a breif tag title reign, and a breif life. You know what, this whole situation is just pissing me off...HHH and El Oso, I didnt talk much about either of you, but I will see you both in the ring! Then, I will leave the ring with my titles and your hopes, dreams, and asperation devastated!

Big Al Stud then walks around the spins in cirlces at the camera tries to follow him. Stud then gets dizzy and falls over. The camera leaves Big Al Stud luaghing and crying on the ground in a dizzy stage and the camera fades to black with a commercial with Deacon trying to sell Stacker3, its even better than the second one!