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The camera comes back after one of those retarded Game Cube (the system no one wants even though its only 200 dollars) commercials. It showed a commercial for some crappy little kids game like Mario in case you wondered. But now Big Al Stud is still walking around the hallways like he was just starting to when the camera left off. Stud then bumps into Alex Tyler 'randomly' in the interview area. Alex Tyler "happens" to offer to do an interview and Stud '"coincedentally'" agrees to conduct it with Alex...
Alex Tyler: Well Al, it seems like you are really on a quest not only to retain your Stables Titles, but to cut a promo on each and every member of the opposing stables that you are going to face...who is the next "victim"?
Big Al Stud: Well I think that both you and I know that El Oso is the next person on the Genesis rung...
Alex Tyler: Ugh Oh, its Mr. ICW 2002...
Big Al Stud: Dont act like I dont know that. I was there when he won it, and I was on the way to winning it all. And don't act like I haven't heard all of that pathetic El Oso hype. El Oso this, shock of the century that...well frankly I am sick and tired of all this El Oso hype. This guy well get whats comming to him at the end of Sunday April 28th just like he got at the end of Shattered Innocence. But before he can even think of that big World Title Match he has to get through the Stables Title Match. Now, many of you may not know...but I know El Oso pretty well. I know alot of his work and some of the stuff that he has done in his career, namely beating me. That is trivial though come Sunday cause we are talking about stables titles.
Alex Tyler: Well what do you know about El Oso and the stables titles, if that is truly what you are trying to get at??
Big Al Stud:
Well I know that for one, El Oso is a two time Stables Champion, which means that regardless of how good he is in the ring...which he is good...he can get it done when push comes to shove. If my memory serves me correctly El Oso has won the Stables Titles with the Unholly Alliance and also earlier this year with Mr. S's stable Control Factor. That means that El Oso, thats right in February I learned your name...and I have a little bit of history in the ranks of the stables title. Last time Main Event was the stables champions, Oso was a young gun trying to make a name forhimself in an ICW that was full of big stars and alot of men capable of main eventing...which is why he joined the Alliance. 91 days after winning the stables titles, UA finally beat us and took the titles. The same UA that El Oso was in, meaning that he was involved in taking away my reign. Later on Oso had the title again ion Control Factor and guess who they lost to. No not me in Main Event...but me in IT! Thats right this time around I took the Stables Titles away from El Oso...and one might think that he would take the titles away from me this time around...but really I don't because if you haven't noticed yet, I am not ready to lose the titles to Genesis. Only great stables win the titles in their first match...great stables like the Main Event! And Genesis is not a great stable like Main Event.
Alex Tyler:
Yes we have established that you feel Genesis is an inferior stable to Main Event, but do you truly feel that El Oso is an inferior wrestler to you...even after he upset you at Shattered Innocence?
Big Al Stud:
Well, I wouldnt say inferior...but he is defeinately not as good as a wrestler as I am...so yeah I guess that would mean inferior...so yes he is inferior to me. Untill El Oso can match the things that I have done, I will always think that, even if he were to beat me 100 straight times. Has El Oso been ICW World Heavyweight Champion? No, and don't say anything about him maybe winning it at WrestleRage...cause that aint gonna happen! Has El Oso had seven amazing United States Title Reigns? No, Oso has only had seven total crappy reigns...which ruins my next question of has El Oso had 19, and soon to be 20 total career ICW Title reigns, cause I didnt think he had. Has El Oso held the tag or stables titles four times? No, El Oso can hardly even count to four! Do people consider El Oso to be the greatest Uniteed States Champion, Canadian Champion, North American Champion, or even the greatest modern Tag Team Champion? NO! People say, was El Oso even a champion? Thats because when it comes down to it El Oso and Big Al Stud are not even comparable...for instance my name has three words, and is in american. His has two words and is in Mexican.
Alex Tyler:
Your thinking of English and Spanish
Big Al Stud:
How you gonna tell me? The fact of the matter is that El Oso and Big Al Stud just flat out dont compare, which proves my theory that I am in fact better than El Oso. Now, maybe one day when he gets more experience, or if he somehow beats Max Powers, then he will take a leap closer...but lets be realistic in our pondering...El Oso is not, nor will he ever be as good as Big Al Stud. We can really compare that with Genesis and Main Event. Main Event is the best stable ever...much like I am one of the best wrestlers ever. Genesis is not a seasoned stable and they are not the best...but they have potential, just like El Oso. But another similarity that they both share is that they are both going to get an ass kicking of their career Sunday. Only problem for Oso is that he is going to get two ass kickings...one from me, and one from Max Powers. Now, I will see you later AT. Peace!
Stud then starts to walk away and Alex Tyler thanks him for his interview. Stud then heads over to the vending machine licking his lips and the camera fades to anotehr craptastic commercial!
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