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The camera comes back outside of the locker room of Super Ho, where Super Ho and Stud have just...made whoopie :-o! The camera goes inside where Stud is putting his jeans back on and Ho looks at his puzzledly...
Super Ho: Hey! Where the fook are you going?
Big Al Stud: I am going to cut another promo...like I have been doing all day...
Super Ho: What about me?
Big Al Stud: I got mine, now you get yours...
Super Ho: Ugh, fook you to.
Big Al Stud: Don't worry, I'll be back later and we can "fook" or whatever again...
Big Al Stud puts on his shirt and then his silver and black TMacs and leaves Super Ho's locker room as she goes back to whatever she was doing before he came in. Stud starts walking around and then walks to another interview area. Rebecca Thompson. Stud tries to sneak by, but Rebecca catches him and asks for an interview. Seeing how Stud never says no to a girl he merrily agrees.
Rebecca Thompson: Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with me Al...
Big Al Stud: The pleasure is all yours, so what is it you wanted to ask me?
Rebecca Thompson: Of course, it alwayus is no isnt it? Anyway, it seems like...well aside from you being sweaty and out of breath...well the next person that you appear to be cutting a promo on is chairsman.
Big Al Stud: I ummm....errr...I ran a mile so im out of breath. But anyway...are you sure that Chairsman is even still around? Oh well the last time I saw this guy in the ring I was carrying a little team I like to call Star Studded all the way to tag team gold for the second time. Last time I saw Chairsman wrestle, he was facing the legendary Big Al Stud...and like many who have come before him...he lost. But this was in a tag team match, and I would like to focus more on singles matches a little bit.
Rebecca Thompson: Well what is your singles history with the Chairsman in singles matches?
Big Al Stud: Hey, if you would give a brother some time, that is the direction that I was heading to. Show a little bit of reverrance! Chairsman and I have had a few matches in my career. We had a few Canadian Title matches that I won with the uptmost of ease...like I tend to do, and then there was one time that I lost to Chairsman. It was really a low point of my career to the guy who has more losses than Pyro, but slightly less than Hunter Hearst Helmsley. But I have gotten over it because I know that Chairsman's good buddy and my opponent at the upcomming Pay Per View, Johnny Jacobsen was the special gueste ref and it was essentially a 2 on 1 match because they cheated their way through the entire match!
Rebecca Thompson: Haha, you lost to the Chairsman...just a joke! He is a hall of famer you know. There is no shame in losing to a hall of famer, unless its Jason Berodt I suppose. Well, what do you think about Chairsman's overall inactivity and him comming and leaving every week?
Big Al Stud: Well basically he only doubles HHH in comebacks and has like half of the comebacks that Reaper does...thats what I think. When you get to that about the inactivity we just get down to the fact that he is just scared of what will happen. He just wants to please everyone and he is afraid that if he actually talks about a match he might piss someone off and then get his ass kicked. He thinks he is going to say the wrong thing about the wrong person and get his ass whooped bad. But the thing is, by not saying anything he is pissing off the wrong person...Big Al Stud. For that he is surely going to get his ass kicked Sunday. He has pissed off the wrong person and basically he is going to get his ass kicked all over the super dome arena in the big easy. Which is what beating Chairsman is...it is the big easy.
Rebecca Thompson: Are there any closing remarks that you would like to make about the Chairsman?
Big Al Stud: Chairsman is old!
Rebecca Thompson: Is that it?
Big Al Stud: Well actually if you dumb broads could actually shut up and let a man talk then I would have finished what I was going to say! Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...Chairsman is old! He is really old and once he used to be good, but now hes not good. In fact I can't really remember when he was good, because he was never good when I was in ICW. Frankly I am just going to assume that he is just old, and never was good he just used the BDJB style and was hear for three years and thats how he got into the hall of fame. We have had some non classics in the past, and we are going to have another non classic 15 seconds before I pin him in the stables match.
Big Al Stud thanks Rebecca, actually he doesnt because he is an ass. Rebecca thanks Al as he walks away down the hall towards the locker rooms again, as if he is after Super Ho again. The camera fades to a commercial...
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