Big Al Stud: Oh yell yeah, looks like I am a little bit wired. Its true its damn true. Well I just talked about my first two opponents in teh Mr. ICW tournament, so I guessit is time to talk about the two men that I am going to be engaging in a traingle match to be crowned Mr ICW...the two men that I think I am going to be facing are 2001 Mr. ICW...max Powers, and 2001 King Of extreme Patrick Webster. I can face the facts, these guys are the two men who last year won the only two toruneaments that ICW held. They are the two men who know what it takes to win a tourny now a days ion ICW. That is how Powers is gonig to beat Pyro I think. So we get to see how in the world am I going to get into the finals of this toruny. well, aside from being the most technically gifted and sound wrestler that many fans have ever seen, I wrestled in the first ever Iron Man match. Because of that it has been proven that I know whats its like to wrestle for an hour in one match! Perhaps this same match can help benefit Pyro to beat Max Powers and gethimself all the way to finals in Powers's space. Either way I am going to walk out of Minneapolis Mr. ICW and the man who has a free ticket to WrestleRage3! Webster just doesn't have what it takes to beat three people in one night in wrestling matches, neither does Max "Hardkore" Powers. They have done it before, but tonight is a completely differant thing because tomorrow night they are gonig to face off with something that they didnt have to worry about last time. Neither of them had to face the man, the myth, the legend, the Canadian Devastator...Big Al Stud. I am ICW's Impact Player, and in teh X-Cel Center max Powers and Patrick Webster are going to find out that is not just a pointless nickname, it is really the truth. You saw how ready I am to fight when I beat up an Alf doll. You all saw the impact that I hit the Devastation Device with. I don't think that anyone can handle my high impact moves, or my high octaine mind state right now. I am ready for Wrestle Rage III...I am ready for the MAIN EVENT!

Big Al Stud: Speaking of the Main Event, it is a very estute observation that I just made noticing that the three people that are going to be in the finals of the Mr. ICW tournament are the three people in the tournament that used to be in the Main Event. That proves how great we weere in the past, but one must not dwel in teh past, of one will get their ass kicked by me. Webster is perfect example of this dwelling in the past. He talked about how I am crazy and I am putting thoughts in Johnny's mind nthat are going to make him think he has a chance. First of all, he does have a chance...everyone knows from last year that it is truly anyone's ballgame. Why does Webster think this though? He is dwelling in the past from 8 month ago when we formed the most dominant tag team in ICW's existance. Better than HATE, better than IV...we were truly the main event, the elite tag team. Powers, I think you can remember what happens when someone stepped into the ring with the Main Event can't you? You remember your life flashing before your eyes? Do you remember the umbarable plain you felt when you almost had your neck SNAPPED! right in half? Webster and I did it to our own stabl;emate and good friend. Now Webster is still your stablemate and good friend, but when you two turned on me...I drifted apart. If Webster did that to you alst time Max, I wouldn't put it past him to do it again. The real Wildcard is the Impact Player though. Right now I hate you guys almost as much as I have ever hated anyone in ICW. Max, when we were on a team I almopt broke your neck. Now we are arch enimies, and you don't think that I will try to kill you to become Mr. ICW and go straight to the Main Event of WrestleRage? Don't put it past me Powers. I am crazy, just ask Alf...even if he is inanimate. Alf will tell you that I am one bad mother fucker and that neither you, nor Webster should fuck with me if you enjoy your health. If I was either one of you, and I had to face me ion the finals...I would just no-show and beg your buddy Mr. S for a World Title shot at Cutting Edge. You are his boys, so maybe you will luck out and get that title shot...because the only way anyone in ICW has to get to WR3 in the main event, is to beat Volcano for the World Title..and then to keep it all the way to WrestleRage where they will ungraciously lose the title to me...the rightful owner. I never lost the damn title, so I am the rightful owner until soimeone can pin ME for the belt! You guys are the ones who are trying to keep me fropm reaching my goal and wining back that title...and for that I am going to go into this match hating both of your guts. Yeah, outside the ring we might be chummy chummy, but when you stand in the way of my accomplishing my life long dream of Main Eventing WrestleRage3...then you are gonig to get hurt. I wil try my damdest to injure on of you just for thinking that maybe you can try to stop me from winning the tournament. Webster, you felt my wrath last WrestleRage before Jade Shocker ebat both of us, and you felt it in the scaffold match. Powers, you haven't ever felt my wrath before...but tonight is the first time. And they always say there is a first time for everything...that also means maybe you will lose your virginity! Okay okay that was a crazzy Gerard joke, but for real...both of you are going to get hurt. Webster "beat me if YOU can...survive if I let YOU!!!"

Big Al Stud: Now with that Webster stuff outta the way, lets get to what Max Powers had to say about me not long ago...he said that if i win, he deserves the credit. That is straight up bullshit, because if I win...its is all me. I earned this and Max Powers did not do ANYTHING! GOD DAMMIT, people are always trying to steel my glory. Powers, you are no exception...tomorrow night you are going to get fucked up, and its going to hurt! So anyway, Max admitted that I am a great athletete, Ill admit that he is a great fighter. He has a small penis, and according to SuperHo...I have an extrordinarilly average penis! She said it was a "good size", whatever that means. Max thnks that if I lose this match, that means I will get another title shot afterwards. This is straight up bullshit also because in 19+ months, i have had but one title match. Thats uncanny because I am the best wrestler ICW has ever had. I am the biggest talent Mr. D, or S have ever seen, and I am going to join the Mr.'s as MR ICW! Max is right about one thing for once, I really did switch it on to serious mode, and he wants to claim this whole thing was because of him. Because he wants to be some huge glory hog, that will lead to his downfall. I am going to go major Mr. Serious on Max Powers in finals. SERIOUSLY Max, I am going to kick your ass simply because I can. Max insulted my title reigns, just like everyone else has...it was toally unorigional, and quite frankly deserves no comment from me!

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