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The ICW camera crew shows up outside of an old farm house in most likely the midwestern parts of the United States. Big Al Stud walks out of a little barn place with a chicken following behind him. Stud turns around and strokes the massive cock with a smile on his face. Stud then stands up fully erect (standing straight up, gets your minds outta the gutter) Stud looks to the camera and begins to talk...
Big Al Stud:
Hunter, do you see this little animal. It remind me alot of you. Yeah, you are both cocks, and you both have enourmous beaks...but when we get right down to it, you really do have alot of similarities. Hunter, the main thing you have in common is that both of you are chickens! That is correct Hunter I am calling you downright a pussy assed coward right here right now in the middle of no where. Hunter, you do know that you really are a coward don't you? I mean there is no other way to describe you, except as the chicken of ICW. I can see your parents right now..."Why aren't you the legend of ICW Hunter?" "How come you let Pyro kick your ass again Hunter?" With all that pressure being the older brother I can see why you crack over and over and over again HHH. I mean I bet that week after week your parents expected you to excell and your brother to trail you. I knowit seemingly started off your careers that way. You were the older son, and the better son...that is just how it goes in most families. But then something happened...something huge happened in your life. For the first time in your life you noticed that hey, your little brother was gaining on you, and he was gaining ground fast. You noticed that he was really nipping at your heels, and you were trying to go up as fast as you possibly could. Then the day that everyone knew would come, did come. Pyro passed you up, like everyone could tell that one day he would. From day one everyone could see the potential that your younger brother had, no matter how much you tried to hide him and hold him back. So when Pyro passed you up, what did you do? I think you know what you did little Hunter, I think we both know, and soon all of these people are going to know. What you did was corwardly and low, but it might have been downright genious at the same time. What you did was you went home and hid out like a little chicken. Hunter, after I have exposed you for what you truly are, I am going to expose your huge yellow streak in the middle of the ring Sunday night. HHH, you went home because Pyro was better than you. Then everyone else was catching up to you while you were gone, but you were to much of a huge CHICKEN to come back, and be man enough to take an ass kicking. Eventually you came back about every other month, then when 1-Hit beat you, you went back home crying. HHH, know everyone knows your secret of why you fanish each and every time your little comebacks faulter. After this one faulters at the PPV, are you going to be banished out of ICW by yourself again, or are you going to be exiled to the lower card ranks where 1-Hit and 8-ball beat you week in and week out?
Big Al Stud: But this little comeback adventure is going to be differant isn't it Hunter? You think that just because you have scrapped together a couple of wins, that means that this time is going to be any differant. Albeit you beat someone who I had vast amounts of difficulty with, Maniac Millertime. IF you look at my match with him, I sustained many damaging hits to the head, and it really even caused me to bleed alot from my head. I didn't quit or give up until I passed out from the bloodloss, because Miller couldn't beat me any other way. Then you faced Miller non title about a week later and you had your way with him. That is just your standard case of the days. I had a bad day and Miller had an exceptional day. Then Miller had a poor day and you had a good day. That is really what ICW, and almost everything in this world comes down to...luck. You didn't get the luck of the draw when you found out you got to face me, but that is the past. We are moving right along to the future and present. Hunter, I have a question for you...that question is...do you feel lucky? You might say you do, but I know that you really shouldn't feel very lucky, in fact...not lucky at all. I mean sure you have been getting the better of some big time players and lady luck has been riding your shoulders so to speak...but that has really run its course over the last week or so, the way I see it. Lets take a really obvious example. In the first round of this tournament, you faced...the Shanghai Kid. Back then Shanghai Kid was fresh off of losing both his tag and United States Title to me, and Star Studded respectively...and he was all depressed like. You did the smart thing and really took advantage on a guy off the rebound, like I heard you tend to do so very often. But with all homosexual jokes aside, and before I start sounding like Crazzzy Gerard and Johnny Blaze, I am really serious about this whole thing. Lets take a gander back at the Shanghai Kid. Hunter you beat him, and then he is the one who gets a world tile shot at the PPV. Maybe if you wouldn't have been so "lucky" as you probably think that you are for winning, then that could be you with the World Title match. Maybe it was really a mixture of BAD luck and wrong place wrong time that has teh man you beat in the world title match. Yeah you beat Shanghai Kid, and you are damn proud of it. I beat him four times in a row...if you do that, you can boast. But you did beat the Shanghai Kid...and for what!? Yeah you beat him for a CHANCE at becomming Mr. ICW and getting a title shot at WrestleRage. But the major flaw in this whole thing is that you aren't going to be able to get it done. You are NOT going to be able to make it passed me. I am ready for this match. After a big string of losing, it just turned around on TNEF and it is going to be all uphill from here on out. You beat the Shanghai Kid and gave him a world title shot just to get a one in twelve, theorheticly, chance at getting a world title shot. Lets look at that a little bit...we are talking about chance. Chance is really all about luck, so it brings us back to the question of whether or not you feel lucky. Again I make sure you realize that you shouldn't. Your luck is about to run its course and all it is doing for you right now is building you a false sense of security. But me, my luck is just starting after a nice tag team victory where the stakes are high. I am going to be the better, and luckier man tomorrow night. But listen to what I just said, think about it. I have been wrestling in a lot of high stakes matches in the passed two months while you have only wrestled in like 5 total matches in the passed few months. I was winning number one contenders matches for the Tag Titles, and the US Title. I won tag title matches, and defended the titles. I won the US TItle in the best match of the year, and defended that title. I beat Johnny Blaze after a very hard fought match up. BUt you, all you have done is beaten the Shanghai Kid and Maniac Miller. It really appears that you are really the lucky one right now...but I am going to put those slanderous myths to rest.
Big Al Stud: Now lets get to another reason that you are not going to beat me on my course for Mr. ICW...you dont deserve it! I have been busting my ass 19 months except for just a couple, maybe three injuries. I have been wroking my ass off, being perhaps the kindey, not the backbone of course, of this federation. I have been working and working for my two main goals in ICW. One of them is to become the world champion. I accomplished that goal, but my reign was all to breif thanks to Mike Lindsay not being as good as me. I want to become the World Champion again Hunter, and there really isn't anything you or anyone else can do to just take that desire away from me. You can take my opportunity away, but not without a fight. I want to get my hands on ICW World Title more than anything in the world. My other goal in ICW is to Main Event WrestRage. That is every little kid's dream growing up, and it was of course mine as well. I came moderately close last year, while I was fighing in about the third highest match of the evening, but that just won't cut it. For some classic under acheivers it might cut it, but not for Big Al Stud. At last WrestleRage, where were you Hunter...you were not at Madison Square Garden. You were taking one of your little chicken breaks. You are truly lucky that you can pull the strings you do so that you don't get fired, because anyone else as inactive as you would be canned in a heartbeat. And speaking on your inactivity, that could really be the main thing that leads to your downfall. You have been gone for so long, not doing anything but getting paid for it. I have been working out every night that I don't wrestle. I have bee watching tapes when I'm not working out. I have been doing everything possible to make myself that much better. You haven't been doing that, and you don't really know how much better I am, than the rookie you had in V. Back in V i was really the backbone of the team even if I wasn't the best, or the oldest. Now I am a veteran, and wrestling the best I have ever been. I have the skills that it is going to take for a guy like me to beat a guy like you. You are lazy, and I have been proven a hard worker by the way I have been working and dominating the ranks of ICW. It as been proven that I have the skills to beat your little brother at Desperate Measures. That is the same Brother Pyro that scared you into hiding about two hundred times so far. Now, you can't beat your brother, but I made it look easy. That just shows how great I am. People say you are a thinking man's wrestler, and they say that I am the best damn technical wrestler ICW has ever seen the likes of, so this should really be a great and entertaining match. I can say bullshit about no matter who wins the fans will be entertained, but thats not how I feel. Tonight is not aboout my friends...it is about me getting one step closer to accomplishing my goals and winning the ICW heavyweight title at WrestleRage3...the biggest sporting event in teh history of professional wrestling. It is just fitting that my whole great night of Shattered Innocence is going to not shatter my dreams, but it is going to all start with one of ICW's founding fathers. HHH, you are going to see your federation be represented by me, your going to live with it for twelve months, and you damn well better love it for twelve months, because you are going to be the one who starts it all!
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