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The scene opens inside of a local bar. Big Al Stud is found in the bar, shooting pool with some unkown ruffian. This ruffian is wearing biker clothes. Biker leather jacket, leather pants, and has Van Halen tatooed on his arm. Back to the pool table, it has been totally dominated. There is every single stripe on the table, and no solids...excluing the eight ball. Stud walks up with his stick, and chalks it up. He winds back and calls corner pocket as the ruffian just shakes his head. Stud shoots forward and smacks he cue ball. The cue ball zooms forward and nails the eight ball, which bounces all over the board right into the pocket that Stud seemingly randomly picked. Stud starts dancing around screaming that he won the pool match as the biker just leaves the bar...talking about how Stud hit in the wrong balls, because he did. But Stud does not know this, so he still parades around. He gets atop the bar and starts dancing around like Pee Wee Herman until he sees ICW's reporter Alex Tyler. Stud stops dancing and hops down. Him and Tyler walk across the bar and over to the corner of the bar...to a booth. The two men sit down and start talking buisness.
Alex Tyler: Big Al Stud, we are getting closer and closer to the annual Mr. ICW tournament. You have the previledge of getting to face a very low ranked individual in the second round. But, this is no ordinary number six. This man is an ICW Hall of Famer, a four time World Champion, a six time Tag Team Champion, he is HHH. What do you have to say about this big marquee match up with one of ICW's founding fathers?
Big Al Stud: Well lets see, HHH is not a man who I have never faced before, much like everyone worth wrestling is not. I have battled many many people in ICW. Some of which are Jade Shocker, Sniper, Charter, Patrick Webster, and of course, HHH. Now, I have beaten many people in ICW, and guess what. Some of those people are Jade Shocker, Sniper, Charter, and Patrick Webster. HHH is also another man that I have beaten. I have beaten this guy on more than one occasion, like many ICW greats. People like Pyro, HHH's own brother, Shanghai Kid, the man HHH beat to advance to Mr. ICW, and ever Rage...who I randomly inserted to make it a three some, so to speak. Lets take a look at the times that I have faced and beaten HHH. There are two times inparticular that come to mind. The first one was on a Tuesday. Perhaps it was one of the best Tuesdays in my ICW career. This Tuesday was June 12th, the night of a particular Tuesday Night En Fuego. Now, anyone who knows anything about wrestling knows that this Tuesday the 12th was the start of somethinig beautiful. The single most dominant tag team title run my a two man team. Unlike Reaper and Ice, myself and Patrick Webster were good champions who defended against worthy oponents. Anyway, we go to the main event to see that myself and HHH are in the match. What a shocker! It was Pyro and Volcano vs HHH and Sean Cage vs Patrick Webster and Big Al Stud. Anyway, this match was of course for the tag team titles. Now, the way I helped our team eliminate HHH from the equation, was to use some of my arial assault and hit a suicide dive to HHH. Now, that means that it was me who took HHH out of the equation, me me me me me me me...not Webster, not Cano, not Pyro. It was all me. That obviously means that I can beat HHH one on one. But there have been other documented times proving I can beat HHH one on one. I will comment on another such event. This other match was a little Friday Night Riot. It was held on December 7th 2001, in a fatal fourway...Big Al Stud faced Rage, Pyro, and you guess it, HHH. Again I got another huge win over HHH. Sure I pinned Rage, but hey...a win is a win. Rage and HHH, they are one in the same, they can be replaced. The Canadian Devastator...Big Al Stud...I cannot be replaced. I have done it, and guess what...I am going to do it again.
Alex Tyler: Well those are some mighty strong words if you ask me. I suppose you did not ask me, but they are strong. Some other strong words were said by the man you are going to face in the second round at shattered innocence...that man is HHH. He cut a very early promo against you at the end of his promo for facing Pyro and Patrick Webster. That is a match that he won, do you think that you have a legitamite chance against this legend...he is picking up steam you know.
Big Al Stud: You forget little things Alex. This is not last February, this is this February. Now I am a living legend, I am a Hall of Famer. I have done things I had not done just a while ago. I am now in like flint, so to speak. But yeah, do I ever miss a promo that is cut when it has stuff to say about me? No, of course not! I like the way that Hunter thinks, he started off talking about how it is going to be such an honor to take on the greatest United States Champion of all time. That is me of course. And yes, it is quite an honor Hunter. I mean there are eleven other people besides me in this tournament, and really you are the one who lucked out. You had a ne in eleven chance of facing me, and you lucked out. I mean you could have faced Johnny Jacobsen, or Chairsman...my stable mates...and still lost to good people. But Hunter, now you get to face Big Al Stud, and you get to lose to the future Mr. ICW. Just like last year when you lost to the current Mr. ICW Max Powers, but this time its gonna be Big Al Stud. This is just like my beloved Oakland Raiders. They lost to the Ravens and the Pats, the two SuperBowl champions of the past two years. HHH you are going to be my beloved Oakland Raiders, just of the singles ICW competition. Then he talked a little bit about facing the Shanghai Kid, and how I didnt think he could do it. Now, I didnt publically say that you could not win the match, but in the back I did say it. The reason I said that to you, was because I knew that you could do it, but with the proper motivation you could mop the floor with the Shanghai Kid. I provided that motivation and you accomplished your goal HHH. You beat Skid, and now you want to get greedy and beat me, but I will not allow it. But then HHH got back to important matters, matters like me. Matters like I matter, and winning MR. ICW and Main Eventing WrestleRage matters to me. It might matter to you, but not near as much as it matters to me. You see last year I sat and watched the main event of wrestlerage. I watched two has beens battle it out, two has beens that I beat that summer! I am not about two let two has beens do it again. How am I agoing to do that trips? I am going to make sure that you dont get it, that is step one. Step two is for me to main event WrestleRage. If I am in there, there is no way two has beens will main event, because I will! You said that I shined while you were gone. Well Triple H, I shined while you were here. I beat you before, it has been proven time and time again. I am going to beat you again. I shined the whole fucking time you where here. The time that I beat you, that was one of your last matches, because I shined while you were here, and put your punk ass out of commission. You talk about your big three World Title reigns in the time i had one. Well did you have the astonishing 7 times as UNited States Champion? NO! We have the same amount of title reigns, only about 10 of yours are tag and stable reigns, while mine are just 5. I win singles titles, because I can do it on my own. YOu cannot do it on your own, and I can. I am just better than you, and you will find out at Shattered Innocence. Your three title reigns where against no bodys. You beat people like Sting...who I took out for life! People like Jericho, whose career I ended! Peoplpe like Pyro, who I have owned since WrestleRage! People like you, who have never beaten me...and as far as I can forsee, you never will. One thing I will say, you begged and pleeded for my respect, but the thing is...that just shows that you are not a self assured man. Me, I dont give a damn if you respect me. I dont care if your brother respects me, Mr. S respects me, Mr. D respects me, Mr. X K M B or C respects me. I am out for myself right now, and all of my fans. I am going to win Mr. ICW...whether you like it or not!
Alex Tyler: Well that really about sums up what Hunter had to say about you, lets get down to what you think about Tirple H. What do you think about HHH?
Big Al Stud: I think HHH is a mooch! He is a freeloader, and tries to ride on other peoples backs! HHH is really afraid to work for himself, just because he is afraid that he might just fail. We look back and he hopped on Volcano's back when he entered the federation. Everyone talks about how HHH was his mentor, and he took him under his wing, well that is quite frankly BS in my opinion! HHH just freeloaded as the newcommer came in and started to accomplish things. Another great example is ICW's origional SuperStable of 2001. I stable that formed about 370 days ago at last years Shattered Innocence. This stable was V! V was supposed to be elite, with newer wrestlers like Ace, Volcano, Big Al Stud, and some established superstars like HHH and Pyro. But the thing is that Ace Volcano and I tried to carry the stable because it appeared that HHH and Pyro were just along for the ride with their new moronic horses to pull the buggy. Well after a while, I knocked HHH and Pyro right off that buggy they had in their mind and brought them right back down to earth with one chair shot to the head. Main Event was formed and it rocked HHH's world into which he was again gone from ICW. Last year V rocked the world before Main Event was even a thought, but know I am going to rock everyone's world in Shattered Innocence again, including you HHH...most importantly you. AT, you can consider this interview like HHH's career is again going to be...OVER!
Alex Tyler: Well Al, I would like to thank you for sharring your thoughts on your big match with HHH that is really getting closer and closer. I wish you the best of luck for this match and tournament in general.
Big Al Stud: Yeah, whatever
Big Al Stud slams down his glass of sprite for no apparent reason. He then gets up and walks out of the bar as the camera fades, all the can be heard is Big Al Stud getting into his vehicle and driving away, while his new theme plays. To hear this new theme, read BAS's next RP!
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