Big Al Stud: Ah, what the fuck are you creepy little kids doing here?

Kids: You know why we are here, we beleive!

The spooky little kids start doing the Angels in the Outfield arm thingy. Its kinda scary, but Stud just turns around and ignores them.

Big Al Stud: I cant beleive I'm giving those "good luck charms" front row tickets. Good thing I am a sucker to ride off the success of cheasy disney movies!

Big Al Stud: El Oslo...my main man. It appears as if we are going to meat each other in the second round, I mean that is the way that I see it anyway. I think that you could really be some good competition, but I dont think that you stand a chance to beat me. You are like the jobbers of the old WWF. They would always be in the match, and do their damndest to make the other guy look good. El Oslo, no matter how great the jobber, or how much the announcers tried to put them over...they could never get that upset victory. That is what I see happening when you get into the ring with me. It will surely be a great match and an ICW classic quite possibly. You will be in the match the whole time. The announcers will talk about how you upset Jade Shocker and how you ended Gerard's 75 day Internet Title Reign. They will all talk about how much better you have gotten since you came back, but none of it will matter. They are going to be plugging you and the match just to make the fans seem just a little bit more interested. They are just trying to convince the fans that there is some remote and minute chance that you can do the impossible and beat me. But just like the WWF jobbers of old, you will lose. The only differance is, ICW gives you promo time.

Big Al Stud: Speaking of that promo time that the ICW gives you. They have been giving you quite a bit and many people in back are please to see that you have been using all that time that they have granted you. Me, on the other hand, I am not so pleased to see that you are using all that time. One reason is people might think is because that means I am going to lose. That assumption is entirely false because the fact of the matter is that I can win whenever and however I want for the simple fact that I am the most gifted wrestler there has ever been in the ICW's history. Another thing that many uneducated people might think is that this take alot of my TV time. First of all, I am not so vain, that I need the focus of attention to be on me all the damn time, cause I truly don't work liek that. Also, when you are a big name wrestler like I am, you get special priveledges, like I can truly cut a promo whenever I want to, for the simple fact that I put people in the seats like a Johnny Jacobsen or Chris Allen, or El Oslo doesn't. But back to all that promo time you are getting, and why all your annying little promos annoy me. Firstly I am going to tell you that you and your whole persona annoys me. You have a hispanic name like El Oslo and you look like some gnarly wave catching hippy surfer from southern Cali! Its damn annoying to see that a guy like you thinks that you are really the calibur of wrestler that can not only win the title of Mr. ICW, but also carry WrestleRage...the single biggest event in the history of the world! But about your damn promos, I am going to get this does sometime. You promos, they are just...well its hard to talk abot them really. What can I say that hasn't already been said and not everyone in the world is thinking about them. Well, lets just face it...they are nothing compared to the work of a King Crasher, a Patrick Webster, a Max Powers, and especially not the quality of a Big Al Stud. I mean sure you flattered me when I heard that you were going to have a promo that was dedicated entirely to me...Big Al "Mr. ICW" Stud. But then you came down and did the promo, I about fucking spewed vomit all over my hundred thousand dollar khakis! All you did was list everything that I did, Pay Per View wise, in teh year 2001. Now, any five foot, obese 450 pounder with 10 dollars can go to his local blockbuster and rent most of the ICW pay per views and see what all I have done in those Pay Per views. But then when we get to the ignoranse of you compared to that disproportional fat midget...he doesn't do the moronic things that you do. He does noe write all of these matches down and just walk up to the first camera he sees and talk into it. I mean El Oso, do you not think I knew what I have done in the big Pay Per Views in ICW? You don't think I can remember what I have done? I mean sure I couldn't recite what you have done, but that is because you are a nobody. Sure I have talked about passed matches before, but at least I did it in a respectable manner. That is the real differance between a guy like you and a guy like me...I would have talked about your strengths and weeknesses. Your strengths like that impressive Bear Trap that I need to figure out some way to counter out of, or just not get into it in the first place. Or I could list many of your hundreds of faults, such as that long, nappy hair that I can easily pull and yank just to use to my advantage. I guess that is one of the many differances between El Oslo, the Internet Champion...and BIG AL STUD, the HALL OF FAMER...and MR ICW 2002!

Big Al Stud: El Oslo, you should have really taken a few notes when you looked back through my entire career. I mean when I look at you, I see me back in my career. Actually now that I think a little bit, we have almsot nothing in common. A year into your ICW tenure you are just a pathetic Internet Champ ion looking for a definate spot in the federation. When I look at me one year into my stay at ICW, and I was fighting Ice for the WORLD TITLE! The World Title and the Internet Title are hardly even comperable. The only thing that we can really say that we have in common is the title divisions. To the untrained eye they are totally opposite, but I obviously have much better than the untrained eye...lets look at that Internet Title, I never held the Internet Title. I am probablly never going to hold that lowly Internet Title in my ICW career. Then we look at my WORLD TITLE I had at about the same stage. You are NEVER eeeeeeeeever going to be the world champion. Sunday night is really the only chance that you even have, and it is high on my things to do list to make sure that a joke like you does not go on to main event at WrestleRage3. That means I am going to feel responsible if you do get that far. Essentially that means that I will have a burden on my back come April if you are in the World Title match. I don't need that burden even more than I crave anotehr shot at the World Title. To make sure that you are not going to wrestleRage, there are just a few little things that I have to do. The first thing is I have to beat Hunter, and I am pretty sure that is taken care of, and basically in the bag. The next thing is plan A...plan A is me facing you if you beat king Crasher, which I have his word that you are not going to. But if you do beat King Crasher, Plan A is to beat you fair and square in the middle of the ring. Plan B is obviously to cheat to win. Don't worry about it, there are plenty of plans, and each one has just enough variations to keep you guessing. Plan C is for you to get disqualified. Plan D is a double Dq...or a double count out. Plan E is to wear you down so you cannot even make it to the finals if you beat me. To do that all I have to do is treat this match like the Iron Man Match at Escape From Reason and beat the piss out of you like there is surely no tomorrow. Plan F is you can beat me easily, I will attack you. I might attack you in the ring after the match, but I might not. I might attack you in the locker room while you are icing down your knees for the main event, but again...I just might now. I might even do it in the main event, but for the last time...I might not. A little advice for ya...watch your back bucko.

Big Al Stud: El Oslo, I don't know if you are aware of the prizes that this little tournament will reward the winner with. Aside from more bitches than you can count...which is probablly 10 finger girls and 10 toe girls...you get the title of Mr. ICW. That means for about 365 days you get to represent the entire federation as the big player and the most important wrestler of the year. Max Powers did it and it propelled him into superstardom, and because he became a big star...he made some friends. He was then allowed into some of the "cliques" in the back, whihc later wound up with him being one of the founding fathers of Main Event, the greatest and most elite stable ever. El Oso, the same kind of prizes and benefits can come to whoever wins this year. I am not counting Powers out this year, because that is when he is the most deadly...but if someone else wins this year, Powers will more or less be kicked to the curb like yesterday's garbage. But the biggest thing that you get, bigger than kicking Max Powers to the curb, better than being Mr. ICW, better than likely HOF induction, and even better than beating many elite wrestlers in one night...you get to Main Event WrestleRage. Everyone in the world dreams of Main Eventing wrestlerage. Its like the saying goes...everyone wants to be in the main event. I am one of those people who wants to be in the main event...are you El Oso. I know how hungry I am, and how much I want to be in the main event scene again, but how badly do you want it. Are you willing to risk it all. All meaning are you willing to risk not the match, not the tourny, not even your career, but are you willing to risk your lifeto go to the main event at WrestleRage? I know that I am, I want this shot more than anything in the world. I don't see how you could possibly understand being someone who was never uncerimoniously kicked from the main event scene like I was. I don't think it is even possible for you to understand teh emotions that I am going through right now on the eve of the biggest PPV in ICW. In two months there will be a bigger PPV, and I want to main event it like you can't even understand. I said what I feel about Main Eventing it, and it seems like it just might be a blind ambition...but those are the most dangerous that there are...

CAMERA FADES...AGAIN!!!!!!!!!