Big Al Stud: You know, all around the world, there are many natural disasters. The are all kinds of them, but the focus of today is earthquakes. Earthquakes, like most worldly disasters, can happen anywhere in the world...and they can happen at any time. Many times scientists can predict when an earthquake is going to take place, and also where. Many people are pointing towards Minneapolis Minnesota this Sunday for the next one. You see, most quakes happen in the ring of fire. But in Minnesota, this earthquake is going to take place in the wrestling ring. Now, most earthquakes have some casualties...and this is really going to have some. Some rumored to be hurt are Max Powers, King Crasher, Pyro, Johnny Jacobsen, and Crazzzy Gerard. There is an earthquake comming, so you had all better get prepared.

Big Al Stud: Hey Powers, how is that for training? You say I dont take anything seriously anymore, well look at that, I flew across those bars and may have just set a new world's record! But you also said alot of things in your little promo about me, and I am going to be forced to defend myself like i always do.

Big Al Stud: Max said that I was small, and that I was week. That certainly matters, just because my body weight or height is under that of yours. I mean I am 222 pounds, for sure. That is much more than the average wieight of an ordinary average guy in any ordinary city in the world. Of course, this is not average for someone in ICW. Being the best federation on the planet, we have some huge guys, which leaves me, a guy who is moderately sized in many feds, to be considered small by everyone in the federation. But max Powers, why don't you practice what you preach? You have always been the number one endorser of "size doesn't matter." Sometimes I would hear people running out of your room, when we were near each other in the hotels during the Main Event Era. Then I heard you run out screaming at the top of your lungs that size doesn't matter. Really I have no idea what that expression is supposed to be referring to, but in obviously must hold true in the ICW. I mean I have been about 222 pounds by entire career, did that make me lose to bigger men? Of course not, if ICW was a weight competition, then i would not be a seven time United States Champion, and I would have for sure not beaten the 275 pound Ice for the world title. But lets get to your next point.

Big Al Stud: The next point that you tried to make, that I can easily defend right here and right now, is that I do not take anything seriously. Well if you didn't notice, I am for sure taking this whole tournament seriously. I may not really show it while I ride around on a tricycle, per say...but you will know it in the ring. But perhaps it is all just a hoax, and I am trying to get your guard down, ether way it really doesnt atter, because I know what I am doing. That is what matters because I am the only one that really matters if they know how serious I am truly acting, or not acting...but one last thing...just to prove to you that I am serious about this tournament, not that I care. Max, you of all people know what is going on with me backstage, and really you must know that to be comming out and giving it my 100% undevided attention, that just proves to you and everyone else how serious I really am!

Big Al Stud: One of the next moronic thing that Max said was talking about how I said that he seemed to be only worrying about Pyro, which I did truly say. Also he made a few valid points about how he needs to pay attention to Pyro. I whole heartedly agree that he needs to pay attention to Pyro, because he is not as good as me. A guy as good as me doesn't have those kind of problems with just a simpleton like Pyro. I can and have beaten Pyro wherever and whenever I chose. Speaking of the Legend of ICW...lets talk about that guy a little bit more again...

Big Al Stud: The next person whom I would like to focus my attention to in this match is the person that Max Powers has better hope and pray that he can somehow get by, and that man is Pyro! Seeing how both myself and Pyro both like to use a little bit of our ICW history knowledge in our promos, I don't really think that he will care that I use some when talking about him now. This huge Pay Per View is in the X-Cel Center of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Now, I can think of another huge ICW PPV that took place in ICW. A dark day in ICW many people beleive it was, I remember because I was just looking for the perfect time to make my ICW comeback. This other huge Pay Per View spectacular in Minneapolis was ICW Presents: Ground Zero. Now it is a retired PPV name and rightfull so. But back before 9-11, there was ICW's ground zero. Everyone knows what happened that Sunday in ICW, as Pyro almost lost his life at the hands of a few desperate men. Will this return to the land of a thousand lakes be just as bad? I think it will. I think that some people who are desperate for Mr. ICW are going to hurt Pyro agin. Depserate men will do desperate things. I'm desperate and I will break Pyro's neck if it gives me a better chance of winning Mr. ICW. But speaking of Mr. ICW, there is something I want to get off my chest in case Pyro does get hurt tonight. Pyro, I am going to tell you wrestler to wrestler, stable mate to stablemate, US/World Champ to US/World Champ...you are the true Mr. ICW. You know it, I know it, Powers knows it, the people know it. You know what it truly means to be the "MR ICW", and win or lose tonight...I will certainly know that you are in fact, MR I...C...W!!!

Big Al Stud: Now lets get to the man who, when on camera, will say over and over again that he is not my boss. Let me be the first to tell you that when he is not in the public's eye, he will be sure that I know otherwise. He may not say hey get me a beer, or carry my bags in, but thats because I am not his bitch. But things he does say is when I'll say something, like hey you wanna play poker while this boring max power's promo is on...he just says something like "Hey, are the boss...you bet your bloody arse you're not!" Now if that doesn't suggest that I not only can't get a good game of poker going, but also Crasher thinks...no he knows, that he is the boss of me when the camera doesn't see it all. Crasher had an interview with my former manager, the charter earlier and they focused solely on me. What a priveledge, but thats not my plans right now. Crasher wanted to know really if I was just a moron, and he spent a good five minutes just questioning my itallectual capabilities. Now this was not only boring, but it was also redundant. Crasher can talk all he wants to about how great and how smart he thinks he is, but I for one, do not care. Alot of his promo was about me being stupid, which is unimportant right now, but alot of it also was about how he is going to take it to me if we meet in the secon round of the match. Now, this is of some importance I think. Crasher said that even if we are allies he is going to go all out if we face each other, and that is the exact thing I would expect a ompetitor like him to say. I would also expect a competitor like him to do such a thing and back up his lip in the ring. Crasher says he is going to take it to me, but I assure you that even if he is my boss, and I have respect for the old bastard, I am going to do my damndest to try to not really hurt him, but incapacitate him enough to get the win. I am not going to hold anything back, not even in the HHH match...because that is how Max Powers's win again. For sure if I face Crasher in the second, well technically the third round, I am not going to to reserve a little for the finals. I am going to give Crasher...or Oslo, everything I have so that we know that the best man is indeed going to advance to the finals. After that Crasher starting rambling on about rumors of IT breaking up. I am going to clarify all of this up. I am not leaving IT, I don't plan on leaving IT at any time, present nor future. Johnny Jacobsen is not leaving IT. Are you and Savage leaving IT? I really doubt it. Are Pyro and Chairsman leaving IT? They might. As far as IT goes, those are the two that I really dont trust. I mean, what kind of team mates take titles from each other. Crasher, your mistrust towards me is really in the wrong place. Look across from you into the eyes of Pyro and Chairsman, and tell me that you trust those two. Now, Crasher rambled on about alot of the same stuff, but I don't do that kind of shit. I am going to move onto the next person.

Big Al Stud: The first guy that I am really going to have to worry about before I can even consider thinking about stepping into the ring to face either the Mexican Bear or The King Crasher, is Triple H. Now, don't get me wrong, HHH is a great wrestler and an ICW legend. He is fresh off of comeback number 107, and after I beat him in the first round, I have a feeling that Hunter will just drift off into the darkness never again to be heard from. That is really just the thing that bothers me about Triple H, now a days he is really not as good as the announcers try to put him over to be. He is a man who lost a submission match to the almighty 1-Hit. That is just pathetic. But when it comes down to ICW fans, and the title of being known as Mr. ICW, no one wants HHH to be Mr. ICW. No one wants this guy to comeback, win a match or two, and win Mr. ICW. This is simply because he has not been working hard the past few months like everyone else has been. Another reason Triple H shouldn't win Mr. ICW is because really no one knows if that big nosed bastard is even going to be around come WrestleRage3! That is a really risky main event when you realize that Triple H might get injured or just leave at any time, like in the middle of Shattered Innocence or something. We could have the main event ending up to be the world champ wrestling against the only person not booked for the card. Mark my words, if Hunter wins the Mr. ICW tourny...the main event at WR3 will be the world champ against Job Van Dam. HHH is not going to the world title match at wrestlerage, and I will tell you why. He wont because, not like Crazzzy Gerard would say, he doesn't suck. He is good, but its all about the luck of the draw, and he really did not get lucky. He drew me, Big Al Stud, and that was the worse lucky he could have possibly had, because it is now my goal to be sure that Hunter does not get out of the first round...nothing else really matters as much at first...

Big Al Stud: Another guy who decided he would be cool and part of the "in" crowd and talk shit about me behind my back was Crazzzy Gerald. Gerald, first of all aren't you that one guy from the crappy fed, the OWF? If so, you must be GERARD, not Gerald...makes a little bit more sense now. I could go on and on about you holding the Internet Title, but there are reasons that I don't...so just pretend that I did for the sake of arguement. When Gerard was talking about me, he showed what the OWF is really all about. HE made some extremely clever comments about how Crasher must love it when I give him head, because he a 20 some year old with the mind of a perverted 7th grader. All he can do is make unfunny jokes about homosexual referances that are really juvenile and moronic. Gerard makes these stupid insults and thinks that he is the funniest guy in the world, even though that title is obviously entitled to max powers. I mean look at the way Powers dressses and acts, its obvious. If that doesn't convince you, the man sucks his thumb, pisses himself, and talks to himself. He is truly a very disturbed, and humerous guy. Gerard talked about how I was never worthy of winning the United States Title. I have seven reigns, more than you have in your entire ICW career, that say otherwise. I have eight title shots, to your none, that argue with your stupid logic. Also, can you please explain how I won the United States Title by a fluke. Me and the future world Champion, the Shanghai Kid, cut many promos and wrestled for well over thirty minutes. If you had actually watched the matchyou would know that it was one of the best matches this year. We pulled out many stops, but I was sneaky and pulled out all of the stops. For just that reason I feal, and Skid probably also feels, that the better man that night won. But if that is a fluke in your book, then in my book your dominance of the curtain jerkers was a fluke also. Gerard, you talked about how I expect everything to be handed to me on a platter, and how I don't work to get what I get. That obviously proves how little you really know about me or my ICW history. I have been here for OVER 19 months. Shattered Innocence is going to be 19 months and one week! In those months I have gotten just one fucking title shot! ONE SHOT! And I have proven my greatness in the second highest division. Still I get only one shot, and thats why I am going to beat you. You have not been here half as long as I have, thus you do not deserve to be Mr. ICW. I see this tournament as a way to be remembered and be part of a soon to be prestiguous club of superstars. I also see this match as another chance to get that gold again, because I know how hard this stuff can be to come by. But lets look at you Gerard. You are just looking at this whole contest to maybe further your career or possibly get a title shot. You don't care about ICW, just yourself. I want 12 more month of representing this great federation with the title Mr. ICW, that is going to be a feeling I would only trade for one thing. That one thing, is the feeling it will be when you lie bleeding, screeming at me to let up, but I won't. I wont let a guy like you represent ICW. You are too stupid obviously, so I dont need to say more. You are just too ignorant for me to spend my time trying to communicate with you. This whole promo is probably way over your head, so I think I will just stop talking about you in general. Good Bye...hope you understand. If not, I'll leave you with a classic, "You are a fag, I'm going to kick your ass!"

Big Al Stud: Jacobsen...Jacobsen...Jacobsen. You knew it was going to happen, I had to get down and break down my tag team partner Johnny Jacobsen. I didn't want to do it, but he did it first. And you know that the man who hits the last punch is gonna be the one to knock the other guy out...I have just got to respond. Johnny was getting this porno, mostly cause he can't get a non virtual girl, that supposedly had me in it. This whole thing about the size of my penis, and such things are irrelevant. Everyone in ICW already "knows" or think they know about my past time in the movie industry. Everyone in ICW saw all of me back when I went on a certain airplane trip with a certain Super Ho. The size of a man's penis has nothing to do with anything about wrestling. Because of all this penis talk, I am going to warn you and everyone else in ICW that I am not going to be wearing ANY underwear during the Mr. ICW tournament. We will be closer than you think, so to say. Johnny then got down to buisness making outlandish claims about me turning into his disciple. I can give you a 100% GUARANTEE that it never happens. I will always be the better wrestler and the leader of star studded, and Johnny will not. Johnny said that I am the one who was holding star studded back. That must be obvious because eleven out of ten people would say that I have been carrying Star Studded from day one. I am one of those eleven, because I know for a fact that I won us the titles, and you lost on the titles. You can talk all you want about how you think you lead the team, but its obvious when u look at the promos, the matches, and then look at us...Johnny, we are tag partners, we go waaaay back like two months. I know your moves better than anyone else in ICW. I know what you are going to do just after you know. You didn't know this, but being the master strategist that I am, I have been scouting you from ringside during our tag match. I knew that there was a good chance that we would meet in the Mr. ICW tournament, and now we might, If we do, I have you perfectly scouted, I have the size advantage, and I have experience in tournaments and ICW matches in general. Student vs Teacher always gets tons of hype, but the teacher always wins when it is for real...

Big Al Stud: Now lets take a little gander at many people's pick to win this whole thing. Everyone seems to really be jumping on the Patrick Webster bandwagon. Yeah, he is great and all, but he is no big al stud. That was shown when he, like Jacobsen and Smooth, lost the tag team titles for me. Earlier on today Webster did a little bit of a promo about four favorites in the Mr ICW tourny. I happened to be one of them, but I'm not yet talking about that promo. I just called Webby a favorite, mostly because he is a good wrestler, and I have alot of respect for what he has done, and what he can do when he choses. One more little thing that helps him out is that he, like Max Powers, excells in tournaments from the year 2001. For those of you who do no know, Webster dominated the 2001 King of Extreme Tournament. Now, now it is 2002 and not 2002. They did great in 2001, but 2002 is the year of the under appreciated, 2002 had the over achieving New England Patriots win it all when no one thought they could, and its going to have Big Al Stud become Mr. ICW when everyone has all but counted me out! But now to get to Webster's little promo, I am going to focus on the important parts, the parts about me. Webster called me over looked and said that I have basically busted my hump for a long time in ICW, with little to no reward. All of that is true. Everything I have gotten I deserved, like my amazing seven United States Title Reigns. Now with dominating the ranks like that, you would think a push up to the big time would be in order, but I'll tell you...it wouldnt be in order for me. Any other wrestler would get pushed like there was no tomorrow, but not me. I am hungry for the title again, and that is what is going to make me oh so dangerous. Webster cannot even fathom how hungry I am. My hunger is propelling me, and if we get into the ring...this hunger is going to get up and bite Patrick right in the ass. Webster talked about how I am on the "fringes" of ICW. He said I brought it on myself, but really it was tagged to me at the 2001 global awards. Webster went on and on with some good analogies about how there can only be one world champion, and that is bluntly obvious. My main bitch is the fact that I don't even get a chance to take on that one world champion, and prove that I am without a shaddow of a doubt the best in the buisness right now. I know I am, and so does the "Alphabet Gang," and that is why I am not getting my just desserts and a shot at that prestigious world title. Webster is all wrong when he says this is not going to be my stepping stone to the world title, because there is no other way for a guy like me to get a shot. I am going to earn it the quickest way possible. I am going to break careers, backs, necks, dreams, all in one night on a two month quest to become Mr. ICW, and Main Event WrestleRage3!

Big Al Stud: Another pick by many of the experts to win it all is El Oslo. For some reason they think that just because he does redundant promos that he is going to win. Maybe just because half of his promos are song lyrics...just because he is a surfer with a hispanic name. Now me, I might wrestle well, but that makes me obviously a major under dog. So I think that if I do a little diddy, I might be a favorite for many people. This little song I have is for El Oslo...and here it goes...

Big Al Stud: Oslo...you are...my fire, the one desire! Beleive, when I say, that I waaaaan iiiiiiit thaaaaat way. When weeeeeeee, are two worlds apart, can't reach to your heart...when you say that I want it that way!

Big Al Stud: There, after that brilliant preformance, in which I recited every word that I know from that song, I must now be one of the heavy favorites in the eyes of all of the ICW viewers. Now I will probably go home and get a message from Drivethru Records wanting me to tour with Newfound Glory. But back to non-lofty dreams, we get back to the musicly inclined El Oslo's little promo. For those of you that don't speak spanish, I asked Vinny Chompaways what El Oslo means and I was informed that the English translation for El Oslo, is....CUNT! It fits perfectly. But to Oslo's promo, he picked out a bunch of songs and decided that one fitting for me is King For a Day by Green Day. Of course, I was King of ICW once. I was King for over a week, and El Oslo hasn't been king. El Oslo has not done what I have done and I'm sure it just eats away at that ego. It soacks right down that beach blonde hair into those brown, nappy roots into his head. El Oslo went to the origional jokes about him being paranoid about homosexuals and really it is just getting old. Just because I like to blast the dixie chicks and tim mcgraw while dancing around in square rainbow sweatshirts doesnt make me a queer. I am thinking about getting a tattoo that says Girls are Evil, but that doesn't make me gay does it? El Oslo talks about me backstabbing and stable jumping and how it is not going to get me anywhere. El Oslo, the last time I stabbed ANYONE in the back, or jumped to ANY new stable was at WrestleRage2. That is ten month ago since I turned on one stable to join another. That was the formation of the Main Event, so it was worth it. I have been with IT since I came back, no backstabbing or turning on people. I am gaining the trust that I never had in ICW. Of course I am assuming you are referring to last Shattered Innocence when I helped produce the Shock of the Year Global Award by turning from EOTL to EI to V all in one card. That three stable jumping bullshit isnt going to happen because I am perfectly happy with the career plans that I have right now. These career plans, of course, involve me stomping a mudhole in you, so to speak. El Oslo, the bleachblonde mexican cunt talked about proving how he is a legend, and he is going to walk out of Shattered Innocence as a Legend. I can really one up him on the comment. You see, I have already proven myself as a real legend of ICW. I know for a fact that I am going to walk out of SI as a legend just for the reason that I am going to walk in a legend. I am enshrined in the Hall of Fame El Oslo, and you are not. There is someting right there that you cannot take away from me. Something else you cannot take is my pride. Everyone's attempted pathetic homosexual jokes tried ti take my pride, but nothing works. You can also not take this hunger from me. I know that you know that because you are the only other person in this tournment that is close to as hungry as I am. Just from stuff that we know, you can tell I am hungry just from seeing this promo. I said you are the only one close to as hungry as me, and that is just because you are on the prowl for your first ever world title shot or reign. My only advantage on you in this case is that I was already the champion half a year ago. I fought long and hard just like you did, but the only drawback is that I never lost the title. Mike LIndsay lost the title for me. I could still be the champion right now if it was not for him, and truthfully...that just drives me after that gold more and more each day. For nineteen long months I have been searching for a legitamite World Title reign...SI is quite possibly my last chance. Some punk who will have many more opportunities is not going to take this from me, and if you failed to understand Oslo, you are that punk who isn't going to take my chance away from me! Now I gotta prepare for the actual matches comming up. I have3 SI tourny matches, and a stables title match to prepare for, if I'm going to put the most successful PPV ever in the books...

Big Al Stud turns around and goes over to the slide. He looks around with a huge smile on his face and then goes flying down the slide while letting out a huge WHEEEEEE! Stud goes crashing down into the rocks with a thud. He gets up looks down at his knee to see he has a scrape. Stud turns around and runs home cryng for his mother...

THE END!