Big Al Stud: Now, I am disappointed, is that the way you are going to cheer for your future Mr. ICW, and the man who is going to challenge the world champion at WrestleRage3?!?!

The crowd gets up and gives Stud a better response and he just smiles. After the noise dies down he starts talking again...

Big Al Stud: Well it looks like I felt like having yet ANOTHER Mr. ICW promo, just for the simple fact that I can. In this promo, I am going to focus on each and every one of the wrestlers in the whole tournament, and just talk about all of them a little bit. But first I am going to make my world famous, first time ever...Mr. ICW PREDICTIONS!!! Now take a gander at the Spiker Tron if you will...

The Spiker Tron shows this picture...

...and he starts talking again...

Big Al Stud: Well take a look if you will, if you are betting men and/or women, you need to memorize this and haul your ass down to vegas and bet the farm on it. IF you didn't know I am not only the smartest man in the world, but I am Canadian...and therefore always right. I was right when I bet the bookee that I would beat Pyro. I am right on every single prediction on this bracket. Lets look at match one. Patrick Webster against Savage. Well, Savage is in my stable, and he is really a pimp...but I don't think he can do it. I don't see any way for him to finish off Webster, because the man is too stupid to stay down. Savage on the other hand...his nervous system works fast enough to knock him out from a great move while it takes Webster's moronic ass about half an hour to feel the pain from a finishing move. Patrick Webster has been my partner, and I know that he is stupid enough to beat Savage. Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen vs Chairsman. Two more of my stablemates, and two guys that pulled off major shockers in the first round. Both Rage and Ice, shoot, right through the door. I was like don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, cause you are midcarding at SI! But back to this match, I see my friend and partner Johnny Jacobsen pulling off another big upset when he beats the Hall Of Fame Chairsman. I have been training with this guy really long and really hard. He has improved alot, and Chairsman is just a backstabber. The Star will still be shining in round Two...Then we have Chris Allen vs Crazzzy Gearard. To predict this match I simply say WHO IS CHRIS ALLEN?, which is followed back by a I think I've heard of this Gerard fellow, so Gerard gets the W. Max Powers vs Pyro. I have been in long lasting stables with both of these men, and I am currently in IT with Pyro. These guy fought each other at Black Sunday and Pyro got the better of Powers. But this time around I see Max Powers pulling off what many would consider an upset, even if he is higher ranked. Powers will extinguish the legend! In the King Crasher vs El Oso match, I just have to go with the hot hand. Crasher is my boss, and the leader of the stable that I am in...but he just lost the World Title...and he has to have his eyes all over the world title match. El Oso is really riding on a hot streak and Crasher's head is in other places. El Oso is going to pull of another huge shocker. SI got shock of the year last year, and you know I think that it is going to this year. Obviously I am going to beat HHH, because he is shaking in his boots and is overall nowhere to be seen.

Big Al Stud: So we move onto round three. The first match I'm gonna analyze and predict is my former partner Patrick Webster vs my current partner Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. I am doing it first simply because it is the match on top of the bracket. Webster is still stupid and crazy, and Johnny is just a rookie. He is not going to have me down at the ring to carry him through the matches and give him ideas, or teach him things. I think that Webster is going to whipe the ring with my current tag team partner Johnny Jacobsen, even though that is not what I want to happen. After that Crazzzy Gerard is going to face Max Powers. Neither of these guys are my allies, thus they are both my enemies, and I hope they damn near kill each other. In the end of a really hard fought match with biting, slaping, hair pulling, eye poking, foot stomping, and wedgie giving, Max Powers is going to win. Just because of the simple fact that he probably scares the willies out of Gerard, and he just might no want to touch Powers. The final match of round three is me and El Oslo. I am going to beat El Oslo because he will be worn down from fighting King Crasher, and he does not have what it takes to go 2 matches in one night. But I can, because I went sixty amazing and action packed minutes at Escape From Reason. The Best and longest match in ICW History was that Iron Man Match. Because of that match, and others I have taken, I am going to beat El Oslo! In the finals we are going to be having three major members and the only three founding fathers of the Main Event that are in the tournament. Its going to come down to three of the biggest stars in the federation, after all of the shocks this will be the biggest shock. No one expects three big name wrestlers to come back and win big time matches and even win Mr. ICW Tournament! But I am going to do it. Even though this match is going to be essentially a handicapped match. I know that I can do it because after I beat HHH and El Oslo, which no one predicts that I will be able to do. I am going to have so much momentum, that these two guys who beat rookies like Johnny Jacobsen and no bodies like Crazzzy Gerard, they are going to know that the ball has been passed onto Big Al Stud's court...and I am going to run with it. I AM WINNING MR ICW!!!

Stud starts walking around the ring while the fans cheer at the though of him winning the Mr. ICW Tournament and main eventing WrestleRage3.

Big Al Stud: Now lets discuss each wrestler in this tournament. Lets start with the first #1, Patrick Webster. Webster is the Hardcore Icon and the King of Extreme. He used to call himself the Hardcore S.O.B., and as far as I am concerned, thats is all just a load of crap. It just seems to me that Webster needs to get all of these little accolades and nicknames to make himself feel good. Maybe if he has like ten nicknames, then he will think he is the best wrestler in the world. But the thing is that if Webster had my in ring abilities, he would not need all of these nicknames. I dont come out and call myself the technical wrestling S.O.B., I am not the submission icon. I don't need these nicknames to think I am the best. When my music plays and I walk down to the ring while all my people are cheering me on, I know I am the best. If we battle, I will know I am better than you because of my abilities, the question is will you? And will your abilities bring you up over the top if we do battle this epic and blody sunday? But if you don't have these nicknames to make yourself feel good...then why do you have them. Is it to scare people or impress people? It can't be to scare people, becuse your foul breath has that under control from what I can see thus far. But how are nicknames going to scare someone Webster? The mere thought of it is just moronic, so I am going to guess lastly that it is just going to be an atempt to impress people. Hey, Webster, it doesn't impress me...if oyu make it far enough to face me, then that will impress me...so we will see how impressive your little nicknames are.

Big Al Stud: Next we get onto the other number one who didn't get bounced like Volcano...the man who Volcano beat, haha, King Crasher. Our beloved commissioner is randomly the other number one seed. Nah, I aint gonna talk that way about my buddy Chris. Chris is in the same stable as me, not to mention that he is the leader of this stable. IT has been around forever, but never before has it been a real contender in anything. It was never a contender for the stables titles, and they were lucky to become the tag team champions about fourteen months ago. Now, I am not going to say that this was because Crasher sucked, but more that it was because he was a bad leader. Well, actually, I am not going to go like that either. More like he had no real talent in his stable, no one to guide. But then he came back with Savage, and that meant that IT was comming back. I got Johnny Jacobsen and I was like IT is going to be elite, and I am going to make IT a force to be reckened with. I have done my major goal and IT is going to walk out of the PPV with the stables titles...and I am going to walk out known as Mr. ICW and the best wrestler in ICW history. But back to Crasher, because I am talking about him and not me. Over both of our long tenures in ICW, we have more or less steered clear of each other for the most part. Smart move on the part of Crasher. The only real times I can ever remember meating the guy in the ring was at Beach Brawl in the Beach Brawl... that was basically an exhibition match because IT was a joke and ME was the best thing that ever happened to ICW...EVER! Another time was Crasher dressed up as someone else, he eliminated me from a battle royal for the IC Title. That pissed me off, but it was all good becuase I have really one-uped Crasher in the tag title ranks. We battled it out once long ago and I carried Andrew Smooth to win the ICW Tag Titles for my first time ever. That is basically the history of myself and Crasher. But now he is my friend, my allie, and my boss. The only beef I have with him at this point is the fact that he is in the same foursome as me...and that would have to go down in the bad column for my beloved commissioner...

Big Al Stud: So we have covered the two number ones that have survived into round two. Lets get to the number twos. Everyone's favorite number two is Big Al Stud, and that is me...it would just be retarded and Rage like for me to just sing my own praise all of the time. Oh, and speaking of Rage...he was a number two, and he was upset. So that leaves one other number two. The most flamboyant wrestler in ICW history...Elton John's long lost son...Max Powers!!! Max Powers is the third number two, and is now the United States Champion. Now, I could come out and talk like about every other moronic wrestler in ICW, and talk about how he is a disgrace to my title. I am not going to say that simply because Max is not a disgrace to my title. I am the greatest United States Champion of all time, and it is fine with me to see Mr. ICW get the title after 27 unsuccessful tries. I'm sure that Max would appreciate everything that I have done for the title that he now wears around his waste. But this is not about the United States Title right now. Powers knows all about winning Mr. ICW. He knows how, he is the only one who as done it before, and he is the only person who even has a chance to win twice in a row. And if you payed any attention at all to my predictions, I think that he has a damn good chance of doing so. But lets get right down to the core of what is Max Powers. Max Powers is a fruit! There is really something wrong with this guy, and I amn not going to be like Gerard, Regulator, and Johnny Blaze and talk about how he is such a fag and he has sex with this guy and hes gonna fuck this dude. I don't do that shit. But Max Powers does have some real unique lifestyle choices to say the least. I saw that guy riding his bike all around town earlier today, even inside the building. I walk into the men's room, and Powers is taking a piss, while riding his bike. He rode down the room pissing in every stall, not getting a damn drop on the wall. It was really quite amazing. The man has some real pissing and bike riding skill, but that is wear the skills for this guy ends. He doesn't have what it takes to beat me, and he proved that when it took him 51 straight matches for the US Title before he miraculously won the belt not without the use of his trusty ole rusty...the bike that is. But if you bring that bike to the ring if we face each other...I prolly won't do anything out of the ordinary, just bitch and complain to the ref's before, while, and after I kick your ass!

Big Al Stud: Just like there was only one number two that advanced...well I suppose there was two whom advanced, excluding myself...but anway...there was only one number three who didn't get upset on two of the three night of upsets known as the Mr. ICW tournament. The only number three to advance into the second round is going to be facing the only other number two to advance, whom is not myself. This number three is just the kind of guy who would tell everyone that he is the favorite to win this match and that he should have been number one...even though he can hardly walk from corner to corner without an oxygen break. Pyro is the only #3 left in the Mr. ICW tourny. Pyro and I just did battle a week or so ago when him and Chairsman stabbed Star Studded in the back. If they were real team players they would have not taken the tag title shot, and just let me and Johnny keep them. But he is a glory hog, not that he hasn't had the glory long enough. Even if he keeps calling himself the legend though he barely beat Mr. Kreeper in the first round. But, that is not really the case, because Pyro did win...and he did advance. Pyro got into the second round and that is what counts right now. Its not about looking pretty when you win, cause lord knows that I would win that competition every single time. But not Pyro. He is old and I am not going to be like everyone else and talk about how he is washed up, because really he is going just as good as he ever was in the ring, and cutting promos. The thing that I am going to say that people don't say is that Pyro is over rated!

The fans all gasp at the accusation of Pyro being over rated, then they shut up so Stud can explain why Pyro is so over rated...

Big Al Stud: Many people think that Pyro is so great because he has won all of those titles, but please allow me to state the real truths about these supposedly great title reigns. I am not even going to touch the more or less myth about Pyro getting a title shot every week, cause it really does not work that way. Pyro has: Six World Title Reigns, Five United States Title Reigns, and in IC Title Reign. That means that the rest of his amazing twenty-two title reigns are between tag, stables, and a hardcore tag title reign. What that really means is that Pyro has really only got 12 singles title reigns, and has been carried to 10 of the others. But me, I only have 5 combined title reigns of tag and stables, and when you look at it, I carried my three tag teams.. That would give me thirteen, but I am not going to talk about that. Pyro really only has twelve titles by himself, and I have ten. Really that means that we are really really close to each other. But now that the myths have been fixed and you all understand everything, we all know Pyro is not really as good as he wants everyone to beleive. But me, I am as good as I am going to lead you to beleive. I might not be great, or the best...but I am good enough. I was good enough to beat Pyro at Desperate Measures, and I am good enough to win Mr. ICW...I am not great, grand, or the best...I am good enough!

Big Al Stud: Now I am going to move onto the first of two number fours that advanced into round two. This number four is another stable mate of mine, the man beast...Savage. Savage is another major favorite in this tournament, but he is facing perahps THE FAVORITE...Patrick Webster. I think that if Savage can beat Webster in the 2nd round, then he will be able to go the distance and get really far in this tourny, pehaps even losing to me in the finals. You can look at all of Savage's career accoldades, but it won't take long. He has held very few titles, but those acheivements are not what makes the man. He is a great competitor even if he does or does not hold a new title every month or two. Savage was once, wait no twice the Internet Champion of ICW, and many people think that he was perhaps one of the best, and most dominant champions over. The only weird thing is that the person he lost his first reign to, is the person he beat for his second reign...75 days later! Now Savage is enjoying the sweet sweet fruits of his second ever IC Title reign, where he beat Ice. Savage is a good IC Champion, and I know that he wears that title with honor and respect. Speaking of respect, I do respect that man...and if we do meat in the finals it is going to be one heck of a battle, unlike our other matches. Back over a year ago I held a few victories over Savage...about 2 or 3, but that has long since been forgotten by many, simply because that was long ago and he has gotten much better, as have I. But, as many people let you know if they have beaten you before...history tends to repeat itself. That means that one of three things i going to happen. One could be Max Powers winning this tournament all over again. Just think about it, haha! Secondly, Reaper could beat me again with a steel chair...and we know that is not going to happen. THis means that the third possible thing is that I will beat Savage again if the opportunity arrises. Savage will be glad to know this might not happen again, but if it does...it will be at Savage's expense that I win the Mr. ICW tournament in 2002!

Big Al Stud: El Oslo is the other number four. If you noticed I already did a promo on El Oslo, so don't be expecting me to be talking for hours upon hours about this guy. I just mainly have one question for and about the guy. How is a guy with a spanish sounding name like El Oslo...supposed to come off as an elgish speaking bleached blonde surfer type guy. And also, why is his finisher the Bear Trap. I am not some great Spanish speaking philosopher, but I am pretty sure that El Oslo doesnt have anything to do with a bear, or a trap. But we get back to it, El Oso is a real big contendor to win the whole thing, simply because he is so hot right now. But first he has to get by my stable mate and his commish, King Crasher. I don't know if I see that happening, but whoever wins has never had to wrestle sixty minute matches...that just means the victor of the match is going to be easy pickings for after I beat Hunter Hearst Helmsley and face that matches winner. Neither Crasher or El Oslo is going into the third round because I am so far superior in the ring, and I train harder than both of them. Training is going to come down to the winner in some matches, and if you didnt know...when I am not wrestling, or cutting promos, I am constantly working out, liftin weights, or running miles to build endurance my leg strength. El Oslo just goes around making up spanish terms while surfing around in the gulf of mexico!

Big Al Stud: The one and only number five in this tournament left is obviosuly the one who knocked out the only number four who did not adavence. Another pick that people say might win, just because he had a decent streak with the internet title, is Crazzzy Gerard. Let me warn you all that a streak with the internet title is really nothing to be proud of. Never having to stoop down to wrestle in those Internet Title ranks like such poor wrestlers like Cowboy and other internet title holders is something to be proud of. Everyone thinks that just because Gerard had a 75 day reign, then he needs someone to whipe his ass for him...AND he is going to win the tournament. Now lets think for a while, did Gerard ever really defended against anyone good. One particular defense was one against James Max. A James Max who got injured ruing this "match" that was really just a spot fest. Max did not even really want to be in the title match, but was forced to. This match was really a spot fest because of its No DQ-ness, which helped Gerard get the W. But matches in the Mr. ICW tournament are not NO DQ. They are not now, nor are they ever likely to be, which means that Gerard is not going to flourish the way he could if the matches benefited his style. But me, on the other hand, this match does benefit my style. The mighty singles match is a real priviledge to wrestle in, as well as it seems to be the specialty of Canadian Superstars such as myself. This match suits my style perfectly and that gives me a mjor advantage against the likes of Patrick Webster, Crazzzy Gerard, and some others. Plainly enough said, I am going to win this match if I face Gerard because he cannot beat a superior wrestler like myself. Gerard stands no chance in the ring one on one with me...

Big Al Stud: Now we get to the two people who beat number threes, which would make them number six. Chairsman is the first person on the agenda, who had a nice victory over Ice. This was a major shocker to all of the wrestling world, and like some other people...Gerard, Oso, and HHH, he is really on a hot streak. He beat Ice, and then Pyro carried him to a victory of the tag team titles. Now, dont tell Chairsman that cause you will hurt his pride, but we all know it is true. But as long as Chairsman goes into the match with the mentality that he is really on a roll, two things might happen. The first is that his confidence is going to get him far in the tournament, and he will beat Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. The other possible thing that could happen, and I forsee this one happening more likely than the idea I mentioned before...and that is Chairsman might walk into Shattered Innocence with a false sense of security. When this happens a hungrier more level headed wrestler like myself will have easy pickings to bring Chairsman back down to earth, much LIke Miller, Pyro, and Chairsman did to me not but a week or so ago. I was brought back to reality just in time, but Chairsman was not, when he falls he is going to fall down hard...but he will probably not make it all the way to me, so I don't really care.

Big Al Stud: HHH is the other number 6. He had an impressive victory over Shanghai Kid, but Skid got the world title shot. Good for Shanghai, tough luck for Trips. I have Hunter first round, and there will be a time and a place for another HHH promo, that time is not right now and that place is somewhere else!

Big Al Stud: Johnny Jacobsen is the final person, and the lowest ranked one in the card. He is lucky he doesn't have me first round, after costing me the tag team titles and all, because I would knock him out. But bickering between stable mates is really bad, but bickering between team mates is worse. I am not going to bicker with Johnny, not right now anyway. What I am going to say is that I don't think Johnny is going to win Mr. ICW. He is not good enough right now, I will just flat out say it. He is young, too cocky, and far too inexperienced. Johnny might be able to make it out of the match the lofty headed Chairsman, but the winner of the Savage Webster match will dominate him and bring his cocky ass back down to earth. Back down to where he learns that he needs me to carry him back to the tag team titles before I main event WrestleRage. Johnny will learn all about the pecking order and wear his place is on teh 24th, because one day all of us have to. His day is the 24th and that is where he will learn that his spot in ICW is riding on my coat tail, being carried everywhere I go like a little brother u take to the video store. He will learn that like everyone says, I carry the team...and Johnny you are truly my bitch!

Big Al Stud: Now we get to the final man...a guy who was the man of the hour just a few short weeks ago, plain and simple. But simply, his hour has come and gone. Chris Allen uspet number one ranked Volcano in what could be up for a shock of the year nomination! But for real, if I somehow end up facing Chris Allen, there is not going to be a major upset. I know this man was trained by ICW legend JoKeR, and I know that man very well. JoKeR, albeit I did not know he was a trainer, was a very good wrestler and came into every match prepared, and I am sure he will have his boy Chris Adams prepared likewise. Chris Allen could really be a force just for the fact he has nothing to lose, if he loses second round, big deal...he goes back down to the hardcore title. He does not know to appreciate what he has right now, and if he faces me in any round...he is going to learn a big life lesson. I am not going to over look a damn person in this whole thing, because I know about what can happen. I know who hungry these guys are. Allen especially, because he proved that when he defeated the now world champion Volcano. Chris Allen is hungry, but so am I. I know what it takes for a guy like me to get another shot around here, and this might be my last chance before quite possibly packing up my bags and leaving ICW once and forall looking for somewhere else to go with my life. But if Chris Allen meets me in teh finals, that mullet growing rookie punk is going to get messed up! I will not go easy on him at all, now will I "let" him stay in the match. I am going to win and go to wrestlerage3...no one can stop me, especially Chris Allen, some snot nosed rookie punk!

Big Al Stud: Now that I have discussed every one of the people that I am going to be competing with on my quest to become Mr. ICW and go on to win the main event at WrestleRage3, I am going to give everyone in attendance a very highly anticipated Big Al Stud history lesson. We are going to go back in time, and I want all of you to visualize a younger Big Al Stud. About 365 days younger would be the best guess. Well, I looked alot like I do now...only I wasn't as good in the ring, or on the stick as I am now. But anyway, at my young age...I was ranked number...ah I don't know what I was ranked last year. Do I look like the Charter or something? Anyway, I was facing Ming Chee in the second round, first on teh PPV. No one thought I could win the tourny, or even beat Ming. Almost everyone in the federation was picking that Ming Chee would be the winner in the match against me. And that is just like this year, no one thinks I can win my match with HHH. Last year what happened, I won my match with Ming Chee, after little or no effort. Then the next round not a soul in attendance figured I could pull another victory out of my ass, but you know what? I came soooo close to beating Reaper in the third round. The only reason and way that he could be was because he used a steel chair. He could not beat me one on one, or man to man. He had to beat me man with a chair to man. That is cowardly, and it is not going to work this year. The refs are on the lookout for things like that and I am going to make sure that those shady things don't go on. So without the steel chair I would have beaten Reaper and gone on to beat Max Powers of course, and I would be the World Champion and Mr. ICW. I would have held the world title for 365 days now, and I would be ready to repeat as Mr. ICW. But steel made it otherwise. No one thought I could beat Chee, no one thinks I can beat HHH...or anyone else for that matter. It is all going to change, it being their oppinions, in a matter of days...

Big Al Stud: One last thing before I go, is something that has been running around in my mind for a while. Everyone is comming up to me and pestering me about how I am on a losing streak as of late, and wondering if I am going to be able to bounce back. I am going to assure all of the people who asked, and all of my fans that this is going to be the big al stud that tore it up in january. The one who beat #1 contender Shanghai Kid an uprecidented 4 times in thiry days! The month old Stud is going to be back, and everyone in The Mr. ICW tournament should really take notice!

Stud stops talking and drops the mic while Hit or Miss by NewFound Glory starts to play. Stud then exits the ring. ON the way back he stops and high fives all of his fans that are reaching out to shake his hand. Being a huge ladies man, Stud of course has hugs for all of the ladies. The camera fades to very erie darkness. Of course it is not erie, but it is darkness, also known as black. When the screen fades to black, BAS's promo is officially over, so quit reading...