High Stakes, ICW's most painful PPV to view ever is finally done and over with, but with the end of a poor month comes the begining of a great month...and this great month begins with new champions. new champions like El Oso, and a new champion like Big Al Stud. Stud is the focus of this little segment, only because this is the promo time that has been registered for him. So cues the camera. The scene fades in from black to out in the middle of no where. Stud is out walking around in a lengthy, grassy field wondering aimlessly it appears. Stud just gawks and walks, gawks and walks...then notices the camera. Stud stops and the camrea zooms into his face where he begins cutting his promo...

Big Al Stud: Well it appears another month of ICW history has gone and passed us by, and just like all of the other months...it all climaxed with a huge festival known as a Pay Per View extraviganza...but this one was very differant than the ones that I am used to. This one had faces I have never seen on such a big stage...people like Laura Sweets and Chris Madison winning what many consider to be big matches. Many not being myself, Big Al Stud. Chris Madison is my opponent on Friday Night in the biggest match of his short little life...so that seems like something good for me to talk about right now...we can talk about the Pay Per View later.

Big Al Stud: Madison, you might for some reason feel that your little victory at the Pay Per View was somehow greatly impressive and that you are becoming a big player in ICW. Well, if you ask me, you couldn't really be more wrong. You becomming a big player in ICW already is really laughable...ha...ha...but for real, do you really know who you are facing, and who you faced? You haven't really been around long enough to know all about Triple H. Triple H is no longer the great wrestler that he used to be. He drifts in and out of activness just to take control of ICW, and lose to jobbers. Of course, he was once a great world, tag team, and IC champion...but that was not last week, last month of even last year. Now a days everyone is beating Triple H night in and night out. Chris, do you know 1-Hit? Of course you don't know 1-Hit, he is just s slim ripple in the huge oceans of ICW History. I dont see any major crownding acheivments like multiple, or big title victories. He is just an ordinary low card jobber who couldnt even heck it in the hardcore title division. But what relevance does this have? Even 1-Hit not only beat Hunter, but he mad him tap out in an I Quit Match. Beating HHH does not really mean anything in this day and age, and you bragging about it just proves my point that you have no idea who you just beat...but also that you have no idea who you are about to step into the ring with. Look at me, I am Big Al Stud. Sure Hunter and I have held a plethera of titles, are in the Hall of Fame, and are living legends around this federation...true cornerstones. But if you look at me there is one thing that instantly stands out that doesn't on HHH...and that is the federation gold that I carry. I am the Intercontinental Champion right now, and Hunter isn't even giving title shots. That means that because I am holding one of the top titles around, that I am currently one of the top wrestlers in the entire world. Hunter isnt currently one of the top wrestlers in the world, beating him comes much more easily than beating me. Beating a wrestler like Big Al Stud, Max Powers, or Rage always means something. We aren't the kind of people who only put on our game faces around Pay Per View time, or don't even own game faces. Victories over us are not easily acheived by amatures who are wrestling wrestlers way out of their league. I don't see you beating Max Powers, or rage...so what makes you think you can beat me. What have you even accomplished in your months in ICW? You won the tag team titles, beating Johnny Jacobsen, and myself injured. that is a completely differant story, the ball was dropped on that occassion, I essentially had to lose because of my injury. But what else have you done? Are there any singles titles reigns or such things to brag about? Of course not, the fact of the matter is that you have not accomplished in your short time what the real legends had accomplished in an equal amount of time. Ice had already won the World Title in just a matter of weeks, by this time I was already a multiple time United States Champion. You have done nothing Chris, and you really need to learn some respect, because that is the name of the game when you step into the ring with greats like me or Pyro. I may have to physically beat the respect into you, because you don't seem to have any. Thats right Chris, I saw your promo that you cut a while back about your big 'well deserved' title shot the staff has finally granted you...and I have a little something to say in response to that, like usual.

Big Al Stud: At first all you did was to try to boost yourself up a little bit with your victory over HUnter. Talking about how great he is, and what a great victory that must be for you becaue you beat the greatest Tag Champion ever. Well that just proves my earlier theory about how little you actually know about the history of ICW and such. The quanity of the reigns is not what makes you the great champion, except in singles titles like the United States. I am actually considered by many to be the greatest Tag CHampion ever holding it with Webster doesnt count with my theory, but holding it with people not in the Hall like Gerard, Johnny and Andrew...that shows how truly great I really am, and especially with great defenses over the likes of Rage and Shanghai, and Joe Max and Chris Debois. But this debate is not really all about the Tag Title, or the INtercontinental Title...I am mostly talking about your irreverance in your latest promo. Chris Madison, you then decided to try to hype yourself up for the people a little bit more talking about your victory over Johnny Jacobsen, and an injured Big Al Stud. You gave your biased thoughts on what happened in that match, but I am not going to discuss it because for all the relevance that it lacks, the people can just look back at some old tapes to see what happened. But with what happened at the Pay Per View, that was just pure crap. You guys jumping me after my great and fair victory over one of your mates Max Powers was really cool and classy. I'm glad to see that the class acts in ICW are making waves and getting leverage backstage. You can brag all about your three man assault on one man, but if there is anything that I can do...its lots of things, wait, thats not how it goes. Anyway, everyone knows that I can bounce back from defeat. That was not a defeat in the ring, but more of a moral defeat of sorts where the only thing really hurt was my pride. I can bounce back and this Friday Night its going to be one on one Chris. YOu aren't going to be able to jump me from behind and have two former world champions to assault me either. I may just be a lone wolf in ICW, and not have any allies, but that doesnt mean I wont have a person or two watching my back during our match. I know people and have made a few friends in my day, and they know all abount Kansas City Missouri, if you catch my drift. Chris Madison, I dont care what nicknames you feel like having announced as you prance down to the ring...the Extreme Dream or whatever, that doesnt scare me. You are just like every other rookie who steps in here, you just think you are some great chair swinging hardcore freak who can't be hurt. Just ask Patrick Webster what being hardcore will get you...respect and recognition dont always come with it, nor does glory. But one thing he can tell you about facing me, and that is a great technical wrestler always beats a great hardcore brawler in a wrestling match...and that is what we are in...a wrestling match. And I can assure you that things aren't really going to be getting all that extreme, because I am a great veteran in ICW. I know how things in that ring work better than you probablly ever will, and when it comes down to it, I know how to dictate a match with the best of them. The Extreme Dream is just some punk nickname from an overconfident punk rookie who is going to be taught some respect when I out wrestle you and show why I am considered the best technical wrestler ever, and will go down as one of the best World, United States, and Intercontinental Champions in ICW's history!

Big Al Stud continues walking down the field until he sees something down a ways. Stud runs off into the distance and comes up to a donkey just illin in a field. Stud walks up to the donkey and looks at the camera. 'Look at the ASS, just like A.S.S. it is just a dumb piece of shit and all alone its nothing!' Stud then revs back and kicks the ass right in the but. Stud kicked the ass's ass, just like he will Friday Night.


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