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Its time for the Tuesday Night En Fuego, the last card before Beach Brawl. The last card before ICW celebrates three full and completed years in the wrestling world. The last TNEF of the 3rd year has really a lot of meaning in it, because three of the four superstars are legends. Men who have helped pave the way and legacy of the great federation. They have all been in ICW for well over two years, and the fourth man is just coming into his own. Tuesday will be a night of Legends battling helping to build the legacy of ICW, and also the legacies of the four men. One of the four men is about to cut a promo, and that man is Big Al Stud.
The camera shows up standing outside the gate of a huge mansion. Big Al Stud is standing there in some casual clothing for him. A Big Al Stud shirt, because he is so modest, and some jeans. Stud buzzes the intercom and then says who it is. The huge black gate slowly opens and Stud walks in with the camera crew following him. Stud walks over and walks into an air plane. The plane then takes off and flies down a few miles over an open field. Its a nice field, very green and big. The plane then lands where a new crew is watching Stud. Stud gets off the plane and starts walking. He stops in his tracks and his jaw drops. The camera shows a big river with sharks floating around. Stud then hops into a boat and goes across the river and gets to the other side with another crew. Stud walks over and he walks about a quarter mile, no talking...just dead air, and finally he reaches the mansion. Stud looks and notices a couple of signs. One sign reads 'This way to the SpikerCave' and has a pole sliding down. And the other is a door which reads 'Basement' Stud opens the door and walks into the basement of the epic mansion. Studs through a big ten lane bowling alley and then through the bar and dance club. Stud then sees person and runs over to him. Stud stops after running about two miles, and catches his breath. Stud walks over to the second bar and orders some water and starts running again. Stud finally goes buy to the short guy, and realizes its not the right person. He sees another guy, but still not the right one. He finally gets to the third short guy and says something to him. The 3rd short guy points him in the over and Stud sees a door. Stud climbs up the huge diving board and does a gainer into the olympic sized swimming pool. Stud then swims to the end and gets out. Stud then walks through the indoor tennis courts and gets to the door. The door reads 'ICW Hall of Fame' Big Al opens the door to see Mr. S standing there.
Big Al Stud:
How did you know that I was coming
Mr. S : Jumpin Jews Big Al Stud, the red phone rang, but I had already seen the ICW Signal up in the sky.
Big Al Stud:
Yeah, I had some real troubles with that river with the huge sharks in it, that was scary.
Mr. S : Oh, sorry. I didn't know our little moat would be too much trouble. At least our new plane has chrome rims on it though...you know how we do. You want something to eat?
Big Al Stud:
Some ice cream would really hit the spot.
Mr. S : Okay, you go ahead and cut a promo or something, I'll run up and get it. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Mr. S goes over and gets into the elevator and presses one of the platinum buttons and it starts sending him up and Stud enters the ICW Hall of Fame all the way. Big Al Stud directs his way to wear pictures are shown of the tag team titles. All of the former ICW Tag Team Champions are listed. There is a picture of HHH and the Rock holding the tag team titles, there is a picture of Extremely Lethal holding the gold, and also a picture of Star Studded holding the tag team titles.
Big Al Stud:
Well look at this. We are just on the verge of yet another Big Al Stud world Title Defense at Beach Brawl, and look at what I have for a tune up. I've got a match with a man who has dominated the World Title ranks like few before him, and I also face the man who I just defended my World Title against a couple weeks ago. I also defended the tag team titles against these guys recently, almost single handedly, and was unfortunately not successful in my attempt to keep the titles. But Tuesday Night it will not be about me defending titles for once, because I am actually going to be the challenger for a title for the first time since well over a month ago. This time we are going to see the Eliminators defending the titles against one of the best tag teams in ICW's vast history. The main event for Tuesday reads Patrick Webster and Ice against Big Al Stud and Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. On paper it looks like Webster and Ice are obviously the better team. Webster is the King of Extreme, a legend, multiple time world champion, and still going strong. Ice has held the world title and us title about ten times together, won the 2001 wrestler of the year, and is also still going on strong. On paper they look a lot better than Johnny Jacobsen, who is just coming into his own in the United States Title Division, and the current World Champion Big Al Stud. In fact, on paper the Eliminators look unbeatable...but wrestling matches aren't fought on paper...they are fought in our tv sets of course. Thats why I am out here tonight, and that is why I am where I am right now, to really set the record straight. I am here at the ICW Hall of fame, a place of heritage and history. I am here at the Tag Team Title area and I see many things. I see that The Rock and Triple H are considered the best tag team that ICW has ever known. They have two of the longest reigns ever, and for a very long time they were the only team to have ever held the titles on more than one occasion. But times have changed and more teams have accomplished that. Extremely Lethal has held the titles twice. A team that we were in Webster. You and I held the titles for quite a lengthy time and did that more than once. But there is another team that is still together and going strong...and that team is Star Studded. Johnny and I have also held the tag titles more than once, twice obviously. Tuesday Night we are going to be crowned not only the new tag team champions, but also proven the best tag team in the history of ICW when we are the first and only team to capture those gold straps for three great times. Not HHH and the Rock, not you and I Webster, not the Eliminators. No team has been able to do that before, but Star Studded is going to be the team that is finally able to do that. Webster, Ice...you guys have really accomplished a lot in your career. You have set a lot of precedents in ICW and you know whats its like to hold records. You also know how hard you try when you have a chance to break that record that is your goal. Well you know exactly what is going through my head and Johnny Jacobsen's head with this record on the line. Seeing all the things you guys have accomplished and I have accomplished, that means everyone is successful when they need the match for something, which means obviously JJ and I will win. We are going to win tonight become the first ever three time Tag Team Champs and prove that we are in fact the best team of all time in ICW!
Big Al Stud smiles into the camera and moves over to another display set up in the hall of fame. He moves to the actually wrestlers who have been inducted into the hall. The first man he stops at is the first man there, ICW Legend and co-founder HHH. Stud stops at HHH's picture and plaque and just gazes into it for a while. Stud reads a little about HHH's accomplishments and then looks back at the camera.
Big Al Stud:
Well look here, it is truly a familiar face here. This was once upon a time the best wrestler in Internet Championship Wrestling. Now he is just known to many people is the best tag team champion of all time, but that view should really be changing to many people. You see, after Tuesday Night everyone is going to realize that believing that Hunter is the best champion ever is nothing but a lie to deceive all of the great and loyal Big Al Stud fans. You see after Tuesday I am going to come up onto my sixth time as being the Internet Championship Wrestling Tag Team Champion. This number is second best among every single person who has ever wrestled in the the ICW, including the greats like Pyro, Reaper, Ice, and Webster...both of the men who I face Tuesday to get be up to six. Now, HHH has longer reigns and more reigns than me, but frankly I am still the best tag team wrestler ever, for many reasons. I mean Hunter held the title with some amazing talents. Hall of Famer Sting. Hall of Famer The Rock. Hall of Famer The Rock again. T Money. Hall of Famer Joker. Dragon. Jaz. Hall of Famer Chairsman. And lastly Hall of Famer Volcano. Everyone of those people, excluding Dragon where either great in their time, or time tested and inducted into the hall of fame, not to mention the three years the HHH has had to accomplish this instead of the just over two years it took me. So lets take a quick gander at my tag partners and see if they even compare. First partner, Andrew 'Never won the world title' smooth. Hall of Famer Patrick Webster. Johnny Jacobsen. Jacobsen again. Webster again. Crazzzy Gerard. You see, instead of one guy who was not good, I had one hall of famer on my team. I didn't have the great legends backing me like Webster, even though Gerard and Jacobsen are still very good talents. I am the best tag team wrestler and tag team champion, just like I have proven many times. I will prove it again come Tuesday Night when Star Studded also proves that we are in fact the greatest tag team in ICW's history!
Big Al Stud continues on down the prestigious Hall of Fame looking at some of the old legends who were inducted long ago. People like Pyro, Reaper, Sting, and Jericho. Stud looks at RCC, a man who once called him the future of ICW and just smiles, and continues briefly until he stops. He stops at the place for one of his opponents, Patrick Webster. Stud looks and sees many things like King of Extreme, Hardcore King, Most Hardcore Wrestler Awards, and Hardcore Title Reigns. Stud then looks back to the camera and he begins speaking again...
Big Al Stud:
Well look at what I found in the hall of fame. Its really surprising that I found the place reserved for one of the members of the HoF. But the special thing about this big booth is the man it is to represent, a man who I have a lot of history with and against. I man who is truly an ICW Legend. He is a man who re-defined hardcore countless amounts of time in this federation, and around the world. His Japanese Death Match really stepped up the level of competition for the world title, and his Buried Alive Match cannot be mentioned in some foreign countries. Yes there are a lot of very good things about this man's career, but there are also bad things. There is him turning on Big Al Stud, and facing Big Al Stud. But there is a bad thing that has not yet happened in his career, but give it some time and it will happen. The thing that I am talking about is losing to Big Al Stud again. You see the man who I am talking about is Patrick Webster, one half of the ICW Tag Team Champions. Webster, you got another tag team victory over me to win those tag team titles. You have beat me a few times in our career, but all have been tag team matches. Webster has never beaten me in singles competition which means that really when it comes down to it, he can't get the job done against me. That just shows everyone not that he is a better tag team wrestler, is shows that when teamed with someone good, and they can double team me...he can get the victory. My many one on one wins show that I am the better wrestler between myself and Patrick and when it comes down to a fair fight like it just may Tuesday Night, I will be the one to win because I have proven time and time again that I am the better wrester. But its not like Webster is a bad wrestler, he has truly accomplished a lot in ICW. I mean that truly goes without saying because I am standing here at his Hall of Fame booth. I mean look at what this man has done. He has a couple world title reigns, of course, neither of them were so long as 45 days plus, like mine is right now. Thats okay. He has been United States champion, but he couldn't defend that title against the best US champ ever, Big Al Stud...the first ever eight time champion in ICW. Webster has a couple IC reigns but nothing really worth bragging about. I carried Webster to two Tag Team Titles, and that was proven when I pinned Patrick at WrestleRage, and even in one of those reigns I handed him the belt. I had to do all of the work when I faced Johnny Jacobsen at Cutting Edge for the Tag Title that I gave to you. So what else has Webster ever done? Well he has an ass load of Stables Title Reigns, but those are truly un important, because someone else can really do all of the work for that, just look at Reaper. So what other reigns are there, well there's hardcore. Webster is known to many as the best hardcore champion ever, because he has multiple reigns and also held the title for an astonishing eighty one days, something not even close to matches by anyone else since. Its true he is the best Hardcore champ ever, which doesn't compare to the US Title. No one wants to be known as the man who dominated the lower card when they can be the man who dominated the upper mid card. Webster was the King of Extreme and was crowned the Hardcore King at the same event, but to do so he had to beat Blair. Where is blair now, who cares he sucked then and likely sucks now. Webster has many great accomplishments, and tons and tons of respect from me...but when you dig deeper into the man you realize that certain people in ICW like to build his accomplishments up a lot more than they really should be. Webster I have an accomplishments I like to call being 3-0 against you in singles matches. I am going to have other accomplishments to be added Tuesday night. The first team ever to hold the titles three times, and being the only man to beat his former two time tag team partners for the tag titles! All I have to do is pin you or Ice, or make you guys submit. Thats not to far fetched if you ask me...
Big Al Stud takes off just a little ways and stops at the Ice booth. He looks around a while, because Ice has done many things in ICW. HE has many Title reigns, PPV main events, and other great matches. Stud reads some things and looks at the awards. #1 Rankings for 2001 and wrestler of the year awards, as well as other things can be noticed. Stud then stops reading and looks to the camera once more. Stud pauses almost dramatically for a while and and then begins to speak...
Big Al Stud:
Well lets get to the other member of the eliminators. This man was once the most dominant man in Internet Championship Wrestling. You look at last year and see this man compared to me now and we almost mirror each other in the success department. This man dominated the summer like I am now, and Pyro did before him. Like Pyro did, and I will...he went on to capture the wrestler of the year award the most recent global awards. This man holds many records such as the longest United States Title reign...i might know him by first name, but you all know this man as Ice. Like I said earlier, I was completely dominated the summer last year. He walked out of like five pay per views in a row with the Internet Championship Wrestling World Title. Thought I cannot say I've done that, or will do that...I haven't lost the title only to get it back. My reign right now is not only longer than his reigns were throughout the whole summer...but has gotten to the point where it is even longer than all but two reigns have ever been. Ice dominated last summer in his own way, and now I am dominating in my own way. This is a new Big Al Stud who holds all of his titles for a long time. you look at holding the world title compared to the US title, the reigns are significantly shorter because of the competition, so right now my reign is equivalant to the ninety day reign of the Shanghai Kid's that I ended oh so long ago. And on the subject of the long United States Title reigns, the man who has the longest reign ever is Ice. Ice has the longest reigns, but I have the most reigns. For these reasons both myself and Ice claim to be the best United States Champion ever. That subject can be argued for a very long time, but will get us no where. The United States Title is not what we are fighting over come Tuesday Night, because it is a match for the tag team titles. Ice's tag title stats are easily no match for mine, so its not even worth arguing who is the better tag team champion, so I will have to find some other subject. I have talked about the past, so I truly might as well talk about the present. Many people say that Ice has not earned what he has gotten in quite some time, but I am not going to head down that cheap path. People like me, Ice, Webster, Pyro, Powers, and Reaper truly deserve to get anything that we get just because of what e have done in the past, or simply on merit here in ICW. No, I am not going to say that Ice is world title material right now, because that is flat out a lie. It is obviously true that Ice is experiencing a down time in his ICW career. He is going through the same thing that every great veteran goes through. He looks at himself in the mirror and wonders if it is time for him to hang them up. I did the same thing after my career threatening injury at Escape From Reason. The thing about this is that few people ever do hang them up, most stick it out. I stuck it out and look at me now, and I might not even have the raw talent that Ice does. Ice is having a bad time in ICW right now, but that doesn't make his not dangerous. He is just as dangerous, if not more than many of the upper mid carders. If Ice decided to pull himself together he could make a good wrestler and dominate ICW again. It will happen but the only question is will he have his shit together on Tuesday or will it fall back more? That question is not known right now, but I do know that Star Studded is going to have its shit together, and we are going to be on the same page...that is definitely for sure.
Stud spins directly around and walks over to the booth right behind him and just slightly on down the line. We get to the person inducted to the hall of fame just after Ice was, and that man was none other than our main character Big Al Stud. Stud looks at his shrine and is all smiles. Precedents he set like being in three stables in one card, holding the US Title eight times are all there. All the matches are there. Stud glances at this booth, but since he knows his own career, obviously, he needs not read anything in depth. He then behind talking again.
Big Al Stud:
Well look at what we have right here. As good as the members of the Eliminators are, and they are in the hall of fame and such, thats not going to give me the willies. I am not going to be shaken by the talent that is in the ring with me, because I know that I am just as big a man as they are. This right here proves it. These men are not above me. I have teamed with these men and I have fought and pinned these men in marquee one on one title matches. I beat Ice for my first world title win, and pinned Webster at WrestleRage3 for my 8th US Title Reign. I mean these men have had great careers and accomplished many things, but so have I. I have not been cutting this promo with the sole purpous of just giving these men 'props.' They don't need these props and neither do I. The things we have done, the PPVs we have Main Evented, and the respect everyone has for us does enough. I am not going to sit here and read off the things I have done in ICW, but I am here for just one reason. I am letting everyone know what is going down in this match. 3 of the biggest names ever in ICW in the same ring, along one of the brightest up and coming stars in ICW. This has major historical implications and all the real ICW historians are going to be tuning into this match, especially it being right before Beach Brawl 4. We have to add in the wild card factor. That wild card is no where to be found in this hall, so I will tell you here at my booth. The wild card is my Pay Per View opponent, Rage. Now, you might not think its much of a wild card, Rage obviously will try to take me out by the end of the night because he has his eyes on my prize. But there is option B. Rage could try to also take revenge from the two members of Main Event in this match. They kicked him out of the stable and embarrassed him in front of many people, and he doesn't like to be embarrassed. With what this match is going to mean for my legacy, my opponents, me, and the wild card all discussed...what else is there to talk about? Oh I know...
Big Al Stud starts walking again. He walks passed the other October 2001 inductees. He walks past Crasher and Volcano. He walks down to the end of the hall where there is random stuff. There are pictures of wrestlers who didn't quite make it into the half, yet still had an impact on ICW. People like Hunter K, Lenyard, Doomsday and Andrew Smooth. There are also pictures of possible future inductees like Rage, the Shanghai Kid, and Crazzzy Gerard. Stud pauses and looks at an old picture of the debut of himself, against Webster. He looks over and sees a picture of Johnny Jacobsen's debut and points it out.
Big Al Stud:
This man right here is what else there is to talk about. This guy is not in the illustrious ICW Hall that the other men in this match are. He has not accomplished the same things that we have in ICW, but that does not make him bad. Johnny Jacobsen is one of the top four or five wrestlers to have not graced the halls of Virginia Beach. Johnny is a great talent and he has much more of something than Webster, Ice, or even myself. He is much more hungrier than we are. I know what it was like to be as hungry as he is right now. Long ago I was in his shoes and wanted it all and could see my future wide open in front of me. Johnny realizes the kind of impact he can make to already get his tenth ICW title reign, and his third tag reign with Star Studded, breaking his first ICW record. One day Johnny is going to be lining these walls with the other wrestlers in this match. That day is obviously not today, or tomorrow, or Tuesday. But Tuesday is the day when Johnny will show his intensity today, and show you why he is the brightest star in ICW. Johnny will prove why I picked him oh so long ago to be my protege. He will show you all what he is made of and we will walk into Beach Brawl with the Stables Titles, the Tag Titles, and the two highest singles titles that ICW has to offer. Just remember the name Johnny Jacobsen, he will be in the hall...and you heard it here first! Webster and Ice, we will see you two in the ring on Tuesday. Now where the shit is Mr. S with that Ice cream, he left like twenty minutes ago!
Mr. S the comes falling down the stairs and crashes down hard. Mr. S stands up and yells up teh stairs 'FUCKING ASSHOLE!' Mr. S holds out the bowl of ice cream, but it has taken so long for our beloved President to navigate his own way through his house that all the ice cream has melted. Stud and Mr. S just share a very cheesy laugh as the camera fades.
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