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Its just about time for Tuesday Night En Fuego to start here in the MCI Center in Washington D.C., the capitol city of the United States. Rumor is the ICW World Champion, canadian hero Big Al Stud is about to come out...lets see what type of reception they give him before his huge match against Patrick Webster...The lights in the arena die and Stick Em Up by Quarashi is blasted over the sound system and the fans all get up and give a huge pop for Stud and he coems out from under the Spiker Tron. A big pyro explosion takes place on the sides of the entrance ramp and the lights turn on as the the explosions go off. After the spoke clears and everyone's eyes adjust to the new light Big Al Stud is standing on the top of the ramp. Stud holds up his ICW World Title and his Stables Titles and gets a huge pop for it. Stud then heads down to the ring with his titles over his shoulders. Stud looks very focused on the ring and he rolls right in. Stud lies down his titles and picks up a ring mic that was lying int he middle of the ring. Stud pauses and his big pop slowly dies down. Stud lifts the mic up to his lips and the fans begin chanting B-A-S, B-A-S. Stud waits then the fans finally quiet all the way down. Stud then speaks about his Tuesday Night En Fuego opponent, Patrick Webster...
Big Al Stud:
So Webster, we are just moments away from kicking off a big Tuesday Night En Fuego, and guess what...we are facing each other in the main event. I am pretty sure that you are aware of this, you are not a stupid man. I mean, you have seen some smarter days, likely back before you were getting your head smashed in on the regular with chairs, tables, cars, buildings, planets, all kinds of shit. I mean I am sure that didn't help your IQ, but you are still a smart guy. I mean you selected me out of everyone in the whole Internet Championship Wrestling to be your tag team partner. A very smart move. I mean losing to Rage to face me tonight, not such a smart move, because you aren't going to Beach Brawl, but I will let that slide, as it could be results of a steel chair shot, or being thrown off a scaffold by yours truly. But we get back to my main point, you are not s stupid person. You are fairly smart, much like myself. You see, I have a strategy for this match, and I'm sure that you also have a very sound strategy. I know you very well Webster, I know you better than likely anyone else in this federation, or even in the entire world outside of the ring. I know you are going to come down to the ring and you are going to look to beat the hell out of me. You are going to be swinging, kicking, doing anything to keep my from locking up with you, getting you on the mat, or slapping you ina standing submission. You know what your strengths are, brawling, taking hards hits, and such...and I know what my strengths are, and that is mat wrestling. I will out wrestle you every time that we step into the wreslting ring and have a WRESTLING match. I know that you will kill me every time I try to swing toe to toe with you, or try to beat you in a hardcore match or anything of that sorts. So, we look at this match tonight and see it is a standard World Title wrestling match, so I should have no problem right? Wrong. This is an ICW World Heavyweight Title Match, and Patrick Webster being smart he knows that these matches very rarely end in a disqualification. He knows all the hype tat goes into these matches and how much the fans look forward. How would the fans react to Mr. S if this match ended in a count out? Webster knows that this is basically no rules, only he really can't do anything to extreme. Webster knows this unwritten rule, so do I, and so does tonight's ref. Webster is smart like I said, and he will try to take advantage of this advantage he possibly has. But when he is trying to hard to try to get me outside of the ring, he might be out smarting himself. I will then quickly slap on the D-Device and pin him in a matter of seconds. Webster trying to stay completely away from wresting me could be his downfall by him out smarting himself. Webster, I said that you are very smart...but the only question left is are you too smart for your own good?
Big Al Stud:
Well Webster, I have talked about strategy, and history, and everything else that I can think of. I mentioned the fact that you have never beat me in a one on one match, so obviously I have never lost to you in a one on one match. I talked about the fact the Gerard let me down and Ice pinned him to take the tag titles from me. You fools couldn't pin me no matter how hard you tried, and Webster, you couldn't even pin Gerard. You were the weaker link in your tandem, just like you the worse half of Extremely Lethal. You can't carry a team like I have many times, you twice, Jacobsen twice, Smooth, Gerard. I never get carried anywhere I go. Its always an uphill sturggle by me, just like tonight will be. You are bigger, stronger, more experienced, you just recently beat me for the tag team titles. You are the odds on favorite to beat me. But you know what, they can't measure the heart of a wrestler on paper, which is why you are up there. You have a black hart, you don't care about anyone except for yourself. But me, I have a huge hart, there is no quit in me. As long as my fans are hear backing me up, I am going to keep going. You aren't going to make me quit with the webmission, so itll have to come down to the 2001 finisher of the year, the Fatal Fall. You can talk about how great that is, but then you'll have to examine my finisher, the 2002 finisher of the year. We had this discussion before about how Wrestlerage3 would prove which was the best finisher of all time, but tonight I will prove its the Devastation Device for the second straight time. I will show you whats what and why my finisher is better, and why I am better. There is a reason I had won 7 straight matches before Gerard blew it for me, and you had lost seven straight matches before Ice dug you out of that rut. Even if Gerard got pinned to lose my title, that does not make me any less hot. I've still not been pinned since before my Main Event match at Mind Games. Unlike you who just got pinned only a couple of days ago by Rage. Now lets look at it, Rage is no Big Al Stud. You lost to Rage and you think for some odd reason that you can just bounce back and beat the greta Big Al Stud. Rage is trying to get back on top of his game, but I am clearly dominating ICW right now. No one else can even compare with the statistics that I am putting up right now. I am dominating the ICW Charter rankings, because I win...consistantly. You Webster, ahve been known to win a big match once in a while, but I hope that you dont think that tonight can be one of those nights where you come down to the ring and get lucky and win a random big match. I mean can't you read, look at the calender. Don't you see what month it is? Its obviously July. Right in the middle of the summer, the heart of the heatwave. Don't you realize that this is the middle of the summer of stud, and you think that you can just waltz right in and win my title and ruin everything that I have been doing for the past month and a half? No, I don't let that stuff happen because I am not you. I am better than that. I win and I win consistantly now because thats what all my fans want. They want to see Big Al Stud dominate ICW, and that is what I am doing. YOu are not someone who is better than me ten fold, so you will learn what the Summer of Stud is all about. You will join my list of victims. I'm starting the great Main Event win streak all over again and your name is going to be the first on the list. Just wait for about 100 minutes when we have our great World Title Match. I will show you what the Summer of Stud is all about, and why I truly am the best wrestler in ICW!
Stick Em Up by Quarashi starts to play and Big Al Stud drops the mic in the middle of the ring. He then stands int he middle of the ring and does his self pointing thumbs routine and the crowd eats it up chanting B-A-S. Stud then exits the ring with his titles and this time he smiles and gives all of the fans ringside and up the entrance ramp high fives. When he gets to the top of the ramp he turns around and holds up both his titles again to a huge pop. He then exits under the Spiker and the camera fades to get ready for the upcomming Tuesday Night En Fuego...
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