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The camera shows up on the streets of Washington DC, our nations capitol where two members of ICW's Stables Champions are walking around the town, mackin like they always do. These two men are Big Al Stud, the World Champion...and Johnny Jacobsen, the United States Champion. The top two wrestlers in ICW pace down the streets and see a fine as black lady. They start yelling to get the girls attention...
Big Al Stud: Moniqua!
Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen : Shaniqua!
Big Al Stud: Looks like we didn't get her right.
They walk around a while and then another fine bitch walks into their vanage point.
Big Al Stud: Akira!
Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen : Becky!
The girl turns and asks who said her name? Jacobsen looks at Stud and laughs, then walks over to the girl to spit some game, since he finally guessed a girl's name right. Stud just continues walking until he sees one of those abandonded alley ways, as if there are just swarms of people in most alley ways. Stud leans up against the regular brick building and begins to cut a promo on Patrick Webster, the man challenging him for the ICW World Title on TNEF...
Big Al Stud: Ah, Patrick Webster...its time for you and me to step into the ring for our third one on one encounter in our lengthy ICW existance. Thats very weird seeing how I have almost completed 25months in Internet Championship Wrestling, and you have over 30months I think. That means we were together in ICW for well over two years, looking for fights. I mean, of course we had to have faced each other dozens of times like the times I have faced people like Pyro right? Wrong, and I think I have figured out why that is. I mean, I am not going to come out here and 'heel it up' and explain how Patrick Webster is afraid of me, because I dont do that anymore. What it comes down to is that Patrick Webster and I were a tag team, and in stables that dominated for so long. I mean we don't have to include me being in the Outcasts, or my one day run in the Extreme Icons...because those don't matter really. That stable that I am talking about is the one that formed in April of 2001, the one known as the Main Event. We lasted from WR2 till Escape From Reason when I was injured by my friends after the well known Iron Man Match. I mean that was April to August, and then I was injured until December, so thats from April to December where Webster and I could not be facing each other, because not only were we in the same stable...but we were forging not only one of the closest bonds in ICW, but we were tag teaming. We were creating perhaps the best two man tag team in ICW's lengthy existance. Extremely Lethal was kicking ass and taking names with our first, memorable 47 day tag team title reign. We made that tag titles a prized posesion again with great talents trying to get our titles. Eventually Patrick Webster let me down about a year ago at Beach Brawl, which makes this match worth so much. Last year Webster took Beach Brawl away from me when he lost the tag titles away from me. This time I am going to take Beach Brawl away from Patrick Webster when I not just beat him, but destroy him tonight when he tries to lose my World Title and BB Main Event away from me. But lets get back to why we have not faced each other. I came back and Webster was running things in ICW. He was the top dog, main eventing the pay per views while I was trying to get my comeback off the ground and get back to being the Impact Player that I was. Once I got back to the position I used to be in, we had the second encarnation of the greatest Stable Ever, the Main Event. Again Patrick Webster and Big Al Stud were stable mates. I won the other Tag Title belt from Johnny Jacobsen and gave it to Webster, and we went on to hold the title even longer than our first reign and end it at 49 amazing days. But when we lost, again we had a muff by Patrick Webster, who kept attacking me, and in the end lost the Tag Titles for us. That started a fued between the brothers, that eventually would rip me perminately away from the Main Event. Webster and I had our second match ever at Wrestlerage3 for Webster's US Title. Webster was walking around with the title that I amde famous with the seven reigns I had, and he calimed to be a better champion. So I beat Webster for that title and then left Main Event as a punishment to Pat, Max, and Ice for all turning their bakcs on me. Now look at Main Event, they can't decide which members to keep, which ones to get rid of, or anything. When I left Main Event fell apart, because I am the best man in the buisness!
Big Al Stud: Like I just mentioned, I killed Main Event the same night that I beat Patrick Webster in our second ICW match, but leaves out one main thing. That main thing is something very important to the story hear, and it is our first classic encounter, and I will talk about it now. I had just debuted in ICW with my former best friend and tag team partner, Andrew 'Super Crazy' Smooth. I had come in and let the world know that I was going to be a huge impact in ICW. Mr. D has heard good things about me and seen what I was capable of doing, and I told him that I wanted to face someone who had already made a name for himself, because I was going to show everyone in ICW what I could do. Mr. D happily booked me against the Hardcore Icon Patrick Webster thinking 'hey, this will shut up that arrogant rookie' and he threw me into your own invironment, the scaffold match. I went into this match not quite as arrogant as usual, but still out there to win, and win at all costs. In the end I beat you Webster, I threw you off the scaffold and down twenty feet below into the ICW wrestling. I beat you, in the match that Mr. D thought would shut me up. Did beating an established wrestler in his own type of match shut up the arrogant rookie? Of course not. Now Webster, whenever you or anyone else criticizes me for being to cocky or anything of that nature, the blame can be put squarely on your shoulders for being the man who lost to Big Al Stud in his own game. You are the one who filled my head with the knowledge of how great I truly am...and I thank you for that...
Big Al Stud: And speaking about people criticizing me about being cocky and arrogant and egotistical, you certainly did your fair share of accusing me of that, and many other things in your latest promo for our big TNEF match. I am now going to respond to that little promo you had about our World Title Match. Webster started his promo alot like I did, talking about the previous matches that we have already had, and about how we have already been in this position before...which is all true. I have already elaborated more thouroughly on out other two matches than he did, so there is no real point to respond to the false accusations that Patrick laid in my direction, and I will move to the next subject. Webster then started talking about my cocky additude and how it just get unbarable. About how they could kind of set that off to the side while we were in Main Event, but they all just cannot stand it now. Well Webster let me tell you this. I could come to the ring bare ass naked with female tits tattooed onto my pecs and it truly wouldn't matter because I am truly the best damn wrestler in the world, and thats what the big gold strap around my waste means. I can be cocky as I want, and it wont matter, because when I get down to the ring...I win. Thats what this industry comes down to, whether you win your matches or you lose you matches. Its not about the additude. I mean there have been wrestlers like Andrew Smooth, who had plenty of additude and he never won the World Title. There are also people like Joe Max who had no additude at all, and he clearly dominated everyone in ICW excluding myself. But when we get back to the additude, you question was if I knew that I had this additude or not, and yes I know this. The fans love it, the wrestlers hate it. You hate it and it fills your head with bad thoughts about what you are going to do when my cocky ass comes down to the ring. Then you just come right out going for the kill and I dodge that first lethal bullet and beat you while you stand around in shock. You realize this, thats why I am so successful. I am the top dog in ICW right now, cocky or not. If its not broke, don't fix it!
Big Al Stud: Webster then moved on to talk about my supposed inability to hold onto titles that I have won, throughout my ICW career. But let me tell you this, that is the kind of shit that gets labeled on me and then carried far out of porportion. I mean I will admit that I dont hold the titles I win for extremely lengthy amounts of time, but in reality no one does in ICW. In this World Title Reign, however, I have held it for a decent time. I have 32 days as of right now, and after I ebat you Webster...I will be up into the 50s when I get to Beach Brawl. I am the owner of one of only eleven champions to hold the title above thirty days, so in the present..I am holding onto my titles for a long time. Of course my first World Title reign of 11 days was not long at all, but there is always shorter. Chairsman, Rock, Lenyard, Sting, HHH, Draven, RCC, Joker, Pyro, Jericho, Reaper, Ice, Jason Berodt, Jade Shocker, Volcano, Max Powers, and Maniac Miller are all ICW wrestlers whose World Title Reign didnt even make it to ten days! Let alone eleven. So you see when we look at my world title reign, we know it was sub par by my great standards, but through out the course of ICW, all the legends can't even hold it up to 11 days. Only half of Pyro's reigns even eclipse eleve, so he obviously has multiple single digits reigns. No matter what you want to label me with, it is vastly untrue and blown way out of proportion. Another thing people like you have been trying to label me with is a supposed inability to win the big one. I mean I dont know how you, who lost the big baried alive match to reaper, can say that I can't win the big one. Especially when just one month later I made Reaper say two words he has never said in his wrestler career...I QUIT! I made Reaper not only quit the match, not just his chance the world title, but in essence I made the 2002 Legend of the Year quit ICW! I mean if thats not a big one, then what is? This TNEF Main Event is a big one, and I promise that I will win this big one also! Webster, at the end of your promo all you did was hype the match a little bit, but I am not going to do that. The fans are already extremely hyped for this match ebcause everyone's favorite wrestler is in it...Big Al Stud. Im the Viewer's Choice...something you will never be. I am the World Champion, something you won't be after tonight, maybe down the road you'll have a chance, but tonight is not your night. This summer is my summer...the Summer of Stud! You are just another victim...
Big Al Stud gets up and smiles into the camera. He then heads out of the alleyway and looks around for Johnny Jacobsen, but is unable to find him. Stud starts walking down the street until he finds a hot chick and tries to guess her name as the camera fades...
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