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The camera fades into the locker room of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Big Al Stud. The camera is loacted behind Stud, and Stud appears to have no clue that the camera is either on, or behind him. Stud is sitting down on his knees at the coffee table in his locker room, fiddling with something. The camera finally shows that Big Al is playing with some of the new ICW brand wrestling figures. Big Al Stud is playing with the Big Al Stud toy with new super kick action! He is making Stud square off against Patrick Webster just like he will be on Tuesday Night En Fuego. Plastic Al Stud hits a big dropkick and then the Devastation Device. Big Al Stud slaps the table...1...2...3! Stud makes the noise of a crowd cheering and chanting Stud. Out of no where, he pulls out a barbie doll and randomly has Plastic Al Stud kissing up on Barbie and Big Al does a girly voice where of the girl saying she loves Big Al Stud. All of a sudden Big Al lifts up Plastic Al as high as he can reach and then does a "super 134 time moonsault from the super-raftors." Just before impact Stud notices the camera and drops his toys. Stud looks around and then speaks nervously...
Big Al Stud: I was just, ugh...cleaning up the mess my daugh...son...fuck... I was cleaning up the mess that my little cousi, alright I'll tell the truth. Johnny Jacobsen was in my room playing with his ICW toys, and I was cleaning them all up before someone walked in here and thought that I was playing with them. Anyway, I really think that I should start talking about my second huge ICW World Title defense, this time against the Hardcore Icon...Patrick Webster. This is my second defense, against another legend in the ICW ring...both of which I have had much history with in the past.
Big Al Stud: First I think I am going to remark a little bit about what has happened the last few days, because it truly does have a lot to do with the big World Title Match. Lets start with last Friday. For those of you who don't know, one match away from the main event was a big Tag Team Title defense by myself and Crazzzy Gerard against Patrick Webster, my TNEF opponent, and Ice...the man who he beat on SNC, but for now that is another story. On FNR Gerard and I were in our second defense, just like I am comming into with the world title. Now, as all of the real fans noticed by watching FNR, I didnt't come out with my title. The luck ran out for Big Al Stud and Crazzzy Gerard after the first title defense, but this is not going to happen with the world title. You see with the tag team titles, I had to rely heavily on Gerard, because even I will admit that I cannot beat Webster and Ice in a handicapped match. I relied on Gerard to carry his half of the team and do his fair share, but the major problem is that obviously Gerard did not do as he is capable of. He choked, muffed, and blew it all at once. Because of Gerard not being on his A game in the Tag Title Defense, we didn't walk out with the gold. But Webster, I hope you realize that come Tuesday Night, there will be no Gerard in the match. No one is going to be able to blow it for me, and I know that I wont blow it. Even with that loss I am still the best thing going in ICW. I haven't been pinned in INternet Championship Wrestling by anyone since back in May before Mind Games. I have not been pinned, or lost a singles match since the Summer of Stud has started. I know I have my little problems defending titles, but the way that I want this World Title so badly, there will truly be no problem at all in me keeping up the dedication and desire to win, like I did before I was the World Heavyweight Champion. So FNR happened and Gerard lost the titles for us to Ice, so myself and Gerard had simply nothing to do with the outcome. The only thing that happened to us aside from the gold switching hands is the streaks ending. No thanks to himself Patrick Webster snapped his little losing skid, even though he doesn't desrve the win. When it comes down to it the skid is about to start again Tuesday Night just like me winning again is going to start over again. Just like you didnt deserve your win, I didn't deserve my loss, and everyone will see exactly what I am talking about come Tuesday Night when I beat you with the Finisher of the Year...the Devastation Device!
Big Al Stud: So we look just a little bit into more recent history with the special addition of Sunday Night Carnage. This was the little tournament to find out my next world title defense on Tuesday Night En Fuego, and eventaully my third successful defense at Beach Brawl. It started off with the two men who robbed me of my Tag Team Straps courtasy of Gerard. Anyway, Webster and Ice battled it out and eventually the tag team champions ended the match with Webster winning by submission. He had to face the insane and now hoarse Rage. Rage vs Webster was not all that great, it was no Big Al Stud epic and amazing battle, but because of the major implications involving myself and my world title...it was worth watching. In the end, the only part that mattered, Rage beat Webster and ended it all with the Rage No More. So it was made official that Rage would be the man who is going to go onto Beach Brawl to face the ICW World Champion, the winner of the big TNEF showdown between the World Champ Big Al Stud, and the SNC muff diver Patrick Webster. Webster you had your chance to clinch a Main Event at Beach Brawl by beating Rage. YOu couldn't get that done, but for some reason you think you can beat me? Don't you realize that you obviously had a much better chance of beating a man who has no titles, and the last title he held was the Canadian Title, than a man who is dominating ICW. A man who rules the Summer of Stud, the World Champion...Big Al Stud? Hell no you can't beat me, especially if you cannot beat Rage! Webster, on FNR and SNC, if you proved anything its that you just can't get the job done by yourself...and if there is anything that I proved...its that I can get the job done better by myself. But there is one more little thing that I want to touch on. Your little dismissal of Maniac Miller and Rage was humerous and deserving, but there are already rumors flying around that I am the new member of ME...which are not true. I just want to warn you guys not to think about some little clique type deal going down, because I have found my niche in ICW, and its beating you guys's asses on a regular basis, notice all the gold I've been carrying around since I left? Im going to keep kicking Main Event's asses Tuesday Night when I beat Patrick Webster in the Main Event, to keep this World Title that I won from another Main Event Member...Max Powers. Webster, I will see you Tuesday Night...in the Main Event!
Big Al Stud then grabs up the Plastic Al Stud and holds it up. He mouths for everyone to go out and buy the Big Al Stud ICW Action Figure for only 7.99 at your local Toys R Us, because its a whopping 9.99 at K.B. Toys, and 11.99 at FAO Schawrtz. But its time for Stud to quit his plug and he motions for the camera to cut. The camera fades and then pops back on as Stud sits back down to play with his little figurines a little bit more. Plastic Al Stud faces off against Plastic Ice, and a few second later Ice wins! Stud even jobs in his fantasy world. Stud then looks around as he hears the camera man snicker and then runs after the fat ass as the camera really fades to black...very quickly!
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