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The camera shows up still at the arena in Calgary, Alberta Canada. Big Al Stud is still sitting backstage, even thought it is days later. Stud apperantly just doesn't want to leave the country of his birth and head down to the dirty south of Florida. Stud just sits in a nice chair and holds onto his World Title, his Tag Team Title, and his Stables Title. Stud is covered in gold like he has been many times in his ICW career. Stud looks into the camera, obviously still very much hurt from his amazingly brutal ICW World Title I Quit match with Reaper. Stud then starts to speak about his match just a mere five days later, a Tag Team Title Defense against Patrick Webster and Ice...two men Stud knows very well...
Big Al Stud: Well lets take a look at my second straight ICW Pay Per View Main Event. It all went down right this time, much differant than last time. This time around in the real major news Revelation made their PPV debut, and made it very memorable indeed. We came in right away and beat the best stable of all time, the Main Event! And who do we have to thank for that, The Real Legend Big Al Stud climbed up to the top of the ladder and snatched down the Stables Titles, so of course the Summer of Stud was obviously in full affect for the first PPV of the summer. Later on my tag team parter kept his IC Title and my protege Johnny the Star Jacobsen beat my former partner Patrick Webster for his US Title, the title that I made great. Its just nice seeing Revelation dominate like this, and my boy El Oso follow in my footsteps like a great protege does. So then that brings me to the Main Event, in my first title defense in my home land of Calgary...Alberta...Canada...when I faced the Legend of the Year Reaper, in what appears to be his final match ever in ICW. Let me ask everyone, who is the man who took out Sting at Desperate Measures, and who took out Jericho at Black Sunday? Oh...that was Big Al Stud. Now you can add Reaper to the names on the list, because when we went into my environment, in my home town...he got shown what is what. He tryied to beat me in my own game, for my title, and it didnt work out. Tonight Patrick Webster and Ice are going to try to beat me in a wrestling match...Webster, outwrestle Stud? HAHAHAHA, thats just going to be another case of a Hall of Famer trying to beat Big Al Stud in his own game for his own titles...and let me tell you that it just doesn't work. But enough about my match for the World or Stables Titles, they will be handled enough before Tuesday Night...we have to discuss my other title, one of the many.
Big Al Stud quietly and gracefully sets down his World and Stables Titles down onto the ground so that everyong can see the Tag Team Title he has carefully wrapped around his waste. The title is shiney as ever, and looks right at home on Stud's waste.
Big Al Stud:
Lets just start with my former great friend, stablemate, tag team partner, lover...I mean...we were as close as brothers almost..and the man I am referring to is the Hardcore Icon...Patrick Webster. Webster, I saw the little promo you cut and the first thing I am going to do is respond to it. First thing is first, you came down to the ring and insulted the crowd. You insulted the people...my people...my fans. You see, you can do that because you are vein and egotistical. YOu don't realize that they are the people who pay your tickets. You don't give a damn about the people, well I am sorry Patrick, but I do. And when I see you come down to the ring and make a mockery out of their itellegance, or them being not as smart as you, or anything...it makes me peived. Pat, you know me...you don't like me when I'm peived. But when we get to the actual promo part, you made some good points. YOu talked about how great I am, and how I am the best wrestler there ever was...at least thats what I got out of it. Alex Tyler pulled a funny one right out of his ass and asked Webster what it was like to have lost seven straight matches. Patrick, the first thing that I want to ask you is who the fuck does someone lose seven straight matches? Expecially someone who claims to be as good as you think you are. The second thing I want to ask you right now, is how bad is it going to feel when you realize that you have lost eight straight matches? I mean I wouldn't really know because I have in fact done the polar opposite as you have. I have won seven straight matches. I can't answer what its like to lose seven straight matches, because I truly don't know. But what I do know is what it feels like to win seven straight matches. When you see that I havent lost at all in the Summer of Stud, and all the gold and Charter Ranking Number One Trophies I have at the Crib...you realize how good it feels. I even had a girl hit me up on my brand new two way the other day. I'll tell you what, it's fucking amazing to have won seven straight matches Webster...so I can only imagine how fucking aweful it feels to be a loser instead of a winner, but I don't know that, nor do I ever plan to figure it out. But to answer how badly it is going to feel to lose eight straight matches...I again only know how damn good it is going to feel once I have won eight straight matches. Only these are all going to be Main Events or big title Title Matches in my little win collection, unlike in Rage's streaks in the past. I will have that eight straight win, if not for that reason just for the reasoning of me wanting to see Patrick Webster, a man who turned his back on me for personal glory, have an eight match losing streak...haha!
Big Al Stud:
Patrick explained how much it sucks to have lost seven straight matches, and how badly he sucks for a while, and then he started talking about how close he is with Ice. Well Patrick, I don't know if you have already forgotten all about this...but you and I used to be like that. We used to travel together, I used to make you carry my bags and whatnot. We used to be like brothers...just like I said. But you decided you wanted to ruin everything that we had. You decided that it was a better idea to think about yourself before you thought about the team. YOu decided that you wanted to know who was the better member of Extremely Lethal, and you tried to say that you were the better US Champion, so I had to prove you wrong. We had a little heat building up to our climactic match at WrestleRage, which not only had me take the US Title for an amazing eighth time, but also severed all ties between you, me, and the rest of your pathetic stable. Bonds and bones were broken, but those bonds can never be fixed. Those bonds will be wedged even further tonight when I defend the tag team titles, the titles that I once defended with you against my new partner...Crazzzy Gerard. ONe with a future, a partner just now comming into his own. One who can back me up and whose career is not just going right down the drain with almost double digit losses in a row. Gerard is a good tag team partner, and our team is better than Extremely Lethal ever was, or ever will be...ever! Blah blah blah, you had a little talk about Crazzzy Gerard, which I will leave up to him to handle for himself, and then you got back to me. This was the part in which you so nicely decided to give me my proper props. You talked about how I am on top of ICW, and how you are down on the bottom, and such things which I don't really have time to respond to. I could talk all day about how great I am...but I just really don't feel like it right now. Webster said that I am not going to make a differance in this match because he is not going to let me. Well to make one thing clear, that moderately contradicts what he had perviously said about how great I am. Me being the best ICW has ever seen is basically proving that I can handle my own in the ring, and I can beat anyone that Mr. S, D, X, B, or Crasher decides that they can throw in there with me. Webster, you can't stop me...that's been proven, Ice can't stop me...obviously, so what it comes down to is that I really am going to be a factor in this match because I am that big of a player in ICW that what I want goes. I have enough skill and can throw my weight around well enough that I get the respect I need and I get the job done int he ring. Thats what all of my belt show off and I plan on not only keeping all three of these belts, but bringing some real prestigue to all of these belts. Something that many past owners have not really done. When I'm done, The Stables Titles will mean something, the World Title will still mean something, and even the Tag Titles are really going to mean something to whoever can finally beat me for them!
Big Al Stud:
But really thats enough about Patrick Webster's promo lets get down to my origional part of my promo. I want to talk a little bit of histroy, because thats what the two best wrestlers in ICW histroy do. Those wrestlers being myself and Pyro. We do what we got to do, and what we do works, because we are number one and two in total title reigns and weeks being ranked number one in ICW. So lets get down to the history between myself and Patrick Webster. I have already touched on the tag team history and what went wrong between myself and Webster, and everyone obviously knows all about the most dominant two man tag team in ICW History...so its just a waste of time for me to get into that again, and also I will be sounding very redundant, and Shanghai Kid like...so I'll just work into the one on one history between myself and Patrick Webster. It all started on my very first ICW Card, it was a Friday Night Riot on June 6th. that same June 6th that will forever live in infamy as the date of Big Al Stud's ICW debut. In that debut well over two years ago I faced a certain ICW legend in his own invironment, the scaffold match. Webster was a very established amn in ICW and everyone in back was rooting for him to shut up the cocky new rookie once and for all, but no one, not even Mr. D or Mr. S knew what they where in for. Webster obviously didn't shut up Big Al Stud, for he himself got throwd off of the scaffold crashing down to the ring for his first scaffold match loss ever. Now 25 months later I have established myself into the biggest name right now in ICW and the one of the biggest names around the wrestling world! Big Al Stud goes hand in hand with winnning and gold. But lets fast forward the track to more recent events at our second match to see if anything changed over twenty months down the road. After both of us were inducted to the Hall, among other things...lets take a look. This was at WrestleRage3 in the Big Easy. A big United States Title grudge match between two former tag team partners. Not only did I step it up a notch from then on and beat Patrick Webster, I pulled one over on him later on that night and screwed him and Main Event for screwing with me. So webster is 0-2 against me in singles matches, and frankly...he is not going to beat me tonight either. He is good, I will admit that much...but for how good he is, and cold he is...I am jsut that much better...and hotter!
Big Al Stud:
But just when you think that Patrick Webster is done and realized that he boring the hell out of all of ym great fans...he decided he wanted to cut another damn promo, so I'll be forced to respond to that as well. Webster decided that he would come and out and list the seven straight matches that he had not won...as if anyone cares. SO I am going to pretend that someone cares, and I will list the seven straight matches that I have won. Well it all started after my half loss at Mind Games to Max Powers, where I was not pinned. I faced the number one contendor Reaper with Max as the special guest ref, and I pinned Reaper in the middle of the ring. Then three days later I got my rematch with Max Powers and pinned him right in the middle of the ring. For days later I wrestled in my third straight Main Event when I teamed with Mr. Kreeper to beat you Patrick Webster, and Rage. Three days later I was in another Main Event, teaming with Crazzzy Gerard and winning the tag team titles. Thats four Main Event Matches on four straight cards. I finally got one card off and then I was right back in the main event on the following Friday Night Riot. That night I faced you again Patrick Webster, when Gerard and I beat you and Max Powers in our first defense of the Tag Team Titles. Tonight will be our second defense, over both of your crappy teams. Thats five matches in a row, so then we get to Rude Awakening, my Pay Per View. It started with a mid card stables title match, that I climbed the literal ladder of success and pulled down the stables titles for my team. Then came the Main Event where Reaper kicked my ass all over the ring, and beat me down the whole match, but could not make me submit. That means that I have heart, I have tons of heart, unlike dirty wrestlers like Patrick Webster, Ice, Max Powers, and reaper. I battled back because unlike those guys I wanted it more, and I want the win. I came back and I made Reaper tap out, even though it was something he said that he would never do in this match. I am just that damn incredible! Now that is what I call a little streak, unlike your winless one where you didnt even beat Pyro.
Big Al Stud:
Patrick kept on talking about how tonight is the night for his streak to turn around when him and his great tag team partner, who hasn't held a major ICW title since last summer...are getting the shot. Webster held the world title back in like Deember, and Ice had it in August, it really sounds like these guys are living up to their names right now. Truth be known that neither of them deserve that chance at my world title they will be wrestling for on SNC, nor do they really even deserve this tag team title shot. And when people don't deserve title shots, they lose those title shots. Especially when they are facing a great wrestler like myself. He started talking about Gerard, so I am again going to leave that for Gerard to talk about because its not my job to respond about him or defend him. Webster listed all of my titles and talked about how I was a big time player, so I figure I should do the same for him. Webster has...well he really doesnt have any titles because he really has been sucking floppy nut sacks in the ring. But I will say this. Patrick Webster is a very dangerous player in the ring, and if he wants to, he can hurt me very very badly...and with him getting a chance at the World Title...I think that he is really going to be trying to hurt me. He has tried to hurt me before, and not got the job completed, but looking at past records of people he has taken out of ICW, I still know that I am in hot water and I had better learn to get out of the hot water, just like I have been...with all three titles still with me. Webster then talked a little history about Main Event, but he forgot to hit on two other stables that we were in together. Webster, how can you forget all of the backstage heat that we were having back when I was with you in the outcasts? How can you forget how much you hated me when we were in the same stable and I wouldnt have been suprised to see a Big Al Stud and Patrick Webster real life brawl go down. But that was two years ago, a little more recent was the Extreme Icons. How can you forget about me being in that stable? The night of Shattered Innocence when I came down to the ring and joined EI, and later on the very same night I turned on your guys to join V. Can't you remember how mad you and Reaper were at me, haha I sure as hell can. But you are right I was in the best stable ever Main Event, but now I created what is truly the greatest stable ever...Revelation, which is killing Main Event right now.
Big Al Stud:
Webby talked about how him and some other people labeled me as the person who couldnt win the big one, and now after I finished carrying Main Event, right away I got my title shot and then a week later I was walking around with the big one. He talked about how everyone 'knew' I couldn't win the big one, but that just makes you all fools. How can you all "KNOW" something to be true, when just weeks later is is proven to be false? Everyone supposedly knew that I would never win the world title, but then I won it. That just means that what you know is false Pat, just like you know you are going to turn your career around and win the ICW Tag Team Titles tonight in a match that neither of you even deserve. Now all of a sudden Patrick Webster knows that I am going to start losing the big ones again, as if I ever really was losing the big ones. Patrick, we had a big one together at the BIGGEST ONE of the year. We faced each other at both WrestleRages. I took you out at WR2 before Jade got me, and I pinned you in the middle of the ring at WR3. To me that just says that I truly can win the big ones, and tonight I will win this moderate one...because I am the best in the buisness! Webster took a final look at his opponents so I will take a final look at mine. We have on my left, a man who has not won in his last seven ICW televised matches, thats a really impressive streak that not even Rage could match. He is a former two time world heavyweight champion, and constantly is drifting back to the ICW Hardcore Title Division to face jobbers again. He won the King of Extreme Tournament that no one woth wrestling was even in. He was carried to some amazing tag team title reigns by Big Al Stud...he is the man who muffed at last years Beach Brawl...he is...'The hardcore icon' Patrick...Webster! And we see to my right another ICW Hall of Famer. He is a four time ICW World Champion, all last summer or the summer before that. He has held the United States Title five times, though its not eight it is still impressive. He has been tag and stable champions a few times as well. He is the man who needs help from Chris Jericho to win a match...he is the man who lost a one on one contest to Big Daddy Jason Berodt...this man is Ice! Look at yourselves...I don't even know why you two are bothering comming down to the ring. Look at me, the ICW World Heavyweight Champion. The eight time United States Champion, the best tag team wrestler in the history of tag team wrestling...Big Al Stud, the number one ranked wrestler in all of ICW. Look at my partner, he has the record for not just hte Internet Title Reign, but also the Intercontinental Reign. This man is hungry and just starting to come into his own. This man is a monster...he is my monster. This man is Crazzzy, this man...is...Crazzzy Gerard. You guys really don't want any of us, so you might as well forget about wanting these tag team titles. You can't beat me, hell Webster can't beat anyone. Ice...you havent been a major player since ME broke up the first time, now its looking like the third breaking up. You just never will be the same, even if you pull off the preformance of this year...Gerard and I are the present, you are the past. ICW is going through a huge transformation, or Revelation of biblical proportians, and the new god of ICW is Big Al Stud!
Stud picks up his titles with a smile on his face and heads out of Canada to go south of the Canadian border back to America to celebrate independence day, get liquored up and look for some really ugly bitches...
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