Nothing is happening in the Peoria Civic Center, in Peoria Illinois...the site of the local ICW House Show. This is just about a 90 minute drive from where Big Al Stud spent most of his life, and went to college in Midwest Illinois...even though he was born in Canada. Stud figures this duldrum in the ring is just a great time for him to cut his first promo for his third tag team title shot, so...without further adue. The lights in the arena die. The fans are all quiet in anticipation, but also silently praying that pink speedo wearing Max Powers will not come out with his heterophobic theme music. Then, Papercut by Linkin Park is blasted over the great sound system in the Civic center. The lights turn to a dim red and the fans all get up to their feet and chear for one half of the half number one contendors for the tag team titles of ICW. Big Al Stud's Spiker Tron Video is playing, showing him winning countless titles, alright theres 13, but some cant count that high. Stud then cockily steps out from under the Spiker Tron. He has on his wrestling tights, and a Big Al Stud T-shirt. Stud is also for some reason, still wearing the Canadian Title in which he stole a few months back and claims that is his title. Stud pauses for a while the fans are all screaming at the top of their lungs, and then Stud cracks a smile. He smiles for the first time in a long time, and starts walking down to the ring. On the way down Stud takes the time to high five the kids holding out their hands. As Stud continues to the ring, the camera pans around the audience showing the plethera of Big Al Stud signs that are all over the audience, probablly tonight outnumbering the 2001 total alone. Stud finally gets to the ring and hops up onto the apron. He turns around and flexes his semi large biceps, they're not bad for just a 222 lb man. Stud then leaps over the top rope and into the middle of the ring. Stud then takes the microphone that was halfway sticking out of his pants (get you mid out of the gutters), and he pauses while the crowd quiets down to here what he has to say. Stud then brings the microphone up to his mouth, as the crowd waits in anticpation for his first in ring promo since turning face...

Big Al Stud: Thank you, Illinois!!! I am finally home for a big card.

The crowd starts cheering again as if the simple sound of their home state is enough to make them reach orgasm, they then quiet again so that Stud can speak about his upcomming tag team title match.

Big Al Stud: Thats right, this is going to be a huge TNEF for me. Finally I am back to Illinois, and the fans are cheering for me. Now, even if Illinois didn't win the sugar bowl, all Illinoians are not losers. I mean its great that the Fighting Illini won the big 10, and hey they still have basket ball. But really it was a big enough victory just to get BCS ranked and go to a BCS series bowl game. But for me, in my homecomming, just getting the title shot is not going to be enough. Its not going to be enough for me, especially in front of you, all my people!!! Shhhh, before I get another cheap pop, I just want to get down to buisiness. In case it hasn't been announced at this little house show, which it probablly hasn't because the main event of this house show is Max Powers vs James Max, so it isnt the most star studded house show. Anyway, speaking of star studded...that is quite the great name for my tag team. Get it Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen, and Big Al Stud. Anyway, this Friday Night I want you all to get to Chicago's United Center and watch the big tag team title match. Illinois' own Big Al Stud and Johnny Jacobsen...Star Studded if you will...will be taking on the exact same peopple we did on Tuesday, Julian and Blizzard. But we will also be facing off with the newly crowned tag team champions, Rage an the Shanghai Kid. I suggest if you can't go to the United Center, you should tape this event because it is truly one match that you wont want to miss.

Big Al Stud: Well, lets start off with a little bit of a history lesson. Now this is not really about Julian, Blizzard, Rage, and I am only going to slightly mention Shanghai Kid...and why arent they in this history lesson you ask? Because none of these brilliant Illinoisans and those fine ass Bradley University chicks want to here about them. We are going to go back a long ways for the start of the lesson. We go back all the way to December...of 2000. I was just comming back, and I was in a tag team with a former good friend of mine, Andrew Smooth. We were facing a new good friend of mine, the now Commissioner of ICW, King Crasher. We were facing him and his partner/hetero lifemate Gladiator. The date was December 20th, 2000. A month and a day before I would reinstate this beautiful piece of gold that is around my waste, but that is beside the point. On that fatefull Wednesday...not tuesday...I got an early Christmas present as me and Andrew defeated Crasher and Gladiator, in the main event. And guys how we won? Of course thanks 100% to me, Andrew and myself won. I did the devastation device to Gladiator, and made the pin...all by myself. I mean really, look at who my partner was, Andrew Smooth. Now, nothing against Andrew, hes a good guy...but he is no Big Al Stud, hell he is no VInny Chompways, no El Toucante, no Deacon...but not many compare to Deacon. Now think about it, I was a tag team champion, and I defended the belt a couple of time :-), even with the handicap of teaming with Super Crazy Smooth. I mean if I can really hold the titles for a while with Andrew, that means that I am one hell of a tag team wrestler, and great wrestler in my own right. Now, after almost a month, I was tired of carrying Andrew everywhere that I went, and carrying his extra 10 pounds of gold also. So I came to then President Mr. D, and told him that I wanted to drop the tag team titles, but oh nooooooo. He saw this as a bad investment, because that makes ICW tag titles look meaninless. So I decided to do the next best thing and do damage that took nearly five moths to make up for. Me and Andrew dropped the tag team titles...to the Big Brothers. I mean think about it, that did some real damage to the titles, much more than having a little tournament would have done. But I proved my real point, that I could hold the tag titles with Andrew Smooth as long as I wanted, so I could hold them with anybody...for even longer.

Big Al Stud: So after this I went on my own for a while...untill the formation of Main Event, in which I then teamed with Patrick Webster to form undoubtably the best two man tag team of ICW all time, especially in 2001. So, anyway, me and Patrick Webster won a few matches right away and then everyone realized, holy shit these guys are fuckin good. So then they booked us in a big triple threat tag team match...Gasp, just like the one this Friday. So it was Main Event against Oldskool against then champions Pyro and Volcano. So anyway, to make a long story short, we essentially kicked the crap out of the other 4 men, and then invaled our new finisher, the Final Event. Oldskool and the team of Pyro and Volcano never teamed together on ICW programming again, so the finisher stayed true to its name. So then we defended the titles for an unprecidented number for a two man team, the number slips my mind right now, but it was around the 50s or 60s, without a single flaw on the resume. But then came loss number one, and the only real loss ever for the team of Stud and Webster. It was Beach Brawl, and well, we lost to Shgnahai Kid and El Oso...but the sad part is that we were not trying to lose. Well, quite frankly what happened was Patrick did not do his job, and he was slacking all over the ring. I dont even think it would have been outlandish to accuse him of throwing the match, seeing how a month later he attacked me after a hard fought Iron Man Match with Ice and Pyro. But this once again proved how great of a tag team wrestler that I am. So...I defended the tag team titles essentially 2 on 1 with Andrew Smooth, and then myself and Patrick Webster defended the titles as the best two man team in wrestling history...so, I am no stranger to the tag team gold that we are going for.

Big Al Stud: So lets break down the teams that me and Johnny are going to face. I mean there is obviously a little bit of a disadvantage that we are facing going into this match. I mean I know that Mr. S booked this match, because I know he wants to punish me and Johnny for aligning with Crasher, defying him, and joining IT. So he has no doubt that we should be the #1 contendors at the tag team titles, as we just crushed the former number one contendors with the utmost of ease. So instead of giving us a simple one on one, or in this case, two on two match...he signs an essentially two on four match up by having as face four members of the same stable. I mean that is really inhumane and not face to the good workers of this company. And that seems to be what Mr. S is really all about here in ICW. I mean look at poor Rage and Shanghai Kid, this match is not fair to them because they are going to get a grade A ass kicking from Johnny Jacobsen, and then Big Al Stud is going to make them cry like little girls. This match is also not fair to Julian and Blizzard, as they are facing two of the leaders of their stable, and beating them would be defying their rule, thus breaking one of the RWO commandments, and perhaps Rage would banish them out of the stable. So this is not really a fair match for them. And this match is most and formost not fair to myself and Johnny Jacobsen as we are going in facing 4 of the 5 members of the stables champions, in a match where they could fight each other, but more than likely will just single out me and Johnny, as we are members of the only other stable, thus RWO's rivals, IT. I only know one man who would book such a match, and that man is ICW's President...Mr. S

The crowd then boos at the just the simple thought of Mr. S. Stud just nods in approval and then the crowd stops booing for a while. Stud then starts talking again after he has reaquired his train of thought, and the attention of the crowd in the Peoria Civic Center.

Big Al Stud: So, straying away from the tag team titles for a while, and staying on the subject. Raise your hand if you are anxiously awaiting the return of Mr. S? Ah c'mon someone has to be. Look look in section CC, we have at least one honest soul...whats that, Oh...this person in section CC was just stretching please stop glaring at him. So we have established that no one wants Mr. S to return, but are you ready for his big main event? Ah...I am just waiting to see what happens. I mean heres whats going to happen. Me and Johnny are going to win the tag team title match, Savage is going to beat Max Powers to redeam himself. Then we are going to all 3 go back to Commissioner Crasher's luxurious sweet, and chill and see what Mr. S has to say. There will be champagne, and expensive foods that I cannot pronounce, nor spell. They taste bad, but I'm rich so I have to eat them to remind me. So I will also be chilling in back with the tag team titles around my waste for the third glorious time...and between me and all of you, we all know that women love gold, so ill give you one guess at what comes with ICW titles...haha.

Big Al Stud: So as I am getting ready to leave you to a great mid card match of Ravmaster vs Ming Chee's Fish, I am going to talk a little bit more, just for all of my millions...damn works better for certain other people...and millions of Big Al Stud fans around the world. I have beaten many greats in tag team matches. Hardcore King Crasher, Gladiator, DEACON, Goliath, Big Daddy Jason Berodt, Loose Cannon, HHH, Chairsman, Pyro, Volcano, and Jay Leno...wait not Jay Leno, just to name a few. I have also beaten some not so greats such as Julian, Blizzard, Joe Max, Chris Debois, Kane, Maniac Miller, and Bolt. Alright, alright Bolt and Kane should be the greats, but beating the unorthodox was a big feat in my life. But what makes anyone think that me and Johnny Jacobsen cannot beat Julian and that bitch Blizzard again? What makes any of you think we cannot beat Rage and Shanghai when I have beaten Rage in numerous one on one and fatal fourway bouts, and Shanghai Kid is just trying to follow in my footsteps and claiming to be the greatest United States Champion ever, cause we know that aint happening. Nothing can prove that me and Johnny stand no chance to walk down to the ring and win this big, all important match-up. Is Rage a Hall of Famer? No. Is Shanghai Kid a six time, six time, six time United States Champion who defended against the likes of Ice and Pyro...no hes not. Have Julian and Blizzard beaten the immortal Big Brothers? NO. None of these teams can even accomplish what I alone have, and with Johnny by my side, we are damn near almost unstoppable.

The crowd then starts to cheer as the little applause thing overhead turns on, and Stud holds his hands up in appreciation. Stud then points to hi crotch, then shakes his head and points to the inactive Canadian Title, and the crowd remains cheering, and then get up to their feet. Stud then exits the ring and starts walking backstage as Papercut by Linkin Park is again played. Again on the way back Stud is high fiving the little kiddies, and giving hugs to all the hopefully legal, attractive women in the audience. Stud then exits through the entrance under the Spiker Tron, and the camera fades as no one wants to see the next boring match...