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Nothing is going on in the Pepsi Center, home of the next ICW TNEF Card. On this particular Tuesday Night En Fuego, the main event has Big Al Stud in it for the third straight card. This time Big Al Stud is doing battle with his new stablemate Mr. Kreeper and they are facing off against the duo of Rage and Patrick Webster. Webster and Rage each have a couple of promos, under their belt, and it is now time for Big Al Stud to cut another one. The camera catches up t o our hero, and champion...Big Al Stud. Stud is just walking out of the bathroom whisting and whiping off his hands after a job well done.
Big Al Stud:
Hey, Webster...Rage, are you fools ready for the big TNEF match tonight? I know that I am ready to win this, my third big match in a row. I also know that my boy Mr. Kreeper is ready to win his first ever main event match in ICW. But I dont know if you guys are ready for this match, I know from experience that you guys are two people who don't always get hyped up that often for every match that you are in, lets just take a walk down memory lane for some examples. I am just going to make a quick little run down of all the matches I have been involved in that included either Patrick Webster, and/or Rage. We will see how well they fare against Big Al Stud back then, when I wasn't the world champ...in singles and tag matches, none of that stables bullshit.
Hardcore King Crasher then prances merrily into the bathroom and Stud just looks awkwardly at him. King Crasher's horrid screams can be heard from the bathroom...
King Crasher: Good god this is bloody horrible! Bullocks to whomever this foul wretched stench belongs to. Wash your fooking arse!
Crasher then runs out of the room in a dead sprint and disappears down the hall. Stud looks sadly back into the camera while blushing and then starts talking again.
Big Al Stud: Hmmm...wonder what the hell that was al about. Anyway, in the year 2000 there was one match between Big Al Stud, and Patrick Webster. I am sure everyone remembers that little match on Friday June 6th. My first match ever I was scheduled to do battle with a legend in the making, Patrick Webster. It was my first match, and the first time that anyone had ever tossed Webster off of the scaffold in his entire wrestling career. I did it, because I was that amazing! My career started off on a great foot by beating an established ICW veteran in his own environment...its no wonder I got to where I am today. Then in 2001, my first few encounters with Patrick Webster didn't fair so well. I lost a couple of tag matches on the 20th and 27th of March. The first match I teamed with Gladiator, basically a no namer drunk who many of you don't remember...even though he is still in the fed. Webster teamed with Jade Shocker, a possible future hall of famer. No matter how good I am, the deck just had to be stacked against me, and Webster and Jade Shocker won the match, thanks to Gladiator smashing a beer bottle over my head. Luckily I got back at him in the back when I strangled him out with a beer bong! A week later it was four now hall of famers battling it out in a tag team match, that was much more even. This time Pyro and I just dropped the ball, and I will admit that. I am not going to make any bullshit excuse about how Pyro is never really an active fighter...and I cant recall how much he wasn into this match. What it came down to is that Webster wanted this victory, and so did Reaper more than Pyro and I seemed to want it. So we came down to the ring, and tried to do our thing..but we were just out manned. I will admit it, as my record against Webster was 1-0 in singles, but 0-2 in tag team matches. Two other Tuesday Night En Fuego matches occured where I either faced Rage or Patrick Webster. One match was back when I was teaming with Patrick against all commers, which happened to include Rage and Pyro in a tag team match on AUgust 14th. In this match, again I lost this match, but it is not a true testimate of my skills because it was a tag team match. Sure I have named as one of the best tag team wrestlers in ICW History, and was voted the best tag team partner in ICW last year...but that is still not the environment that I have trained for my whole legendary career. Obviously, Pyro and Rage got the victory over myself and Webster, making me 0-1 in tag matches against Rage, this also happened to be during his great "streak." After his streak we fought on December 4th of 2001. This was in my TNEF comeback match. This was a dumbster match, Rage's favorite match out of all the matches there are. So what happened when I took a step into his enviornment, the match he had been begging for for so long in ICW? I bet his ass! I beat him all aound the ring and tossed his sorry ass into the dumpster as if he were nothing. Thats what I think of Rage, as I went to 1-0 against him in singles action, but 0-1 against him in tag, but that took a change for the better. A month later of January 15th 2002, Star Studded faced TWO. THis was Obviously the team of Rage and the SHanghai Kid. Two top stars in ICW against a returning Big Al Stud and a rookie Johnny Jacobsen. What happened in this match? I carried my team and we upset Rage and Shanghai Kid. Again no one thought that I could do it, but we beat Rage, bettering my tag record to 1-1 against him.
Big Al Stud: But obviously there are more cards than just Tuesday Night En Fuegos, I have done alot of fighting in my career on FNRs. That happened to be where that first ever match, and win, took place back almost two full years now. ON April 6th 2001, I had my second match with Patrick Webster, this was another singles match. This time Webster and I battled a very hard fought match, but it went to a no decission. The reason why boggles my mind right now, but if I recall later, I will say. Someone most likely interfered, because that would logically make the most sense. Late in December Rage and I battled in a four way singles match, with Pyro and HHH also in there. This match was on December 7th, and was my second match since comming back. I came into this match looking for another upset victory to show that Big Al Stud was back and ready for that world title...and I did just that. I beat HHH, Pyro, and Rage. I beat all three of them upping my record against rage in singles matches to 2-0. Then there was a big four way dance that I don't feel like touching down on. I will just say that Rage ended up being on the winning team of that match, and I wasnt. My record in tag matches against Rage sunk down to 1-2. On Friday Night IT of December 28th, I fought Rage once again one on one in the starcade series. Once again I beat Rage as I became not just ht eonly person to beat him in singles competition twice in a row, but now three times in a row. I was now 1-0-1, and 0-2 against Webster, with a 3-0 and 1-2 record against Rage. Both are not bad record, but not great when facing great guys like this. On the first FNR of the year, on January first Star Studded had a tag team title match against TWO, and what happened this time. Again we pulled off the monumental upset for the titles. I beleive that Johnny pinned Shanghai, but that was only because I layed Rage out on the outside of the ring. I went up to 2-2 against Rage in tag team matches, winning the two bigger matches of course. A few weeks before Black Sunday I faced Rage with a chance for a US Title shot on the line and Rage and I battled to a no decision. I stayed unbeated with a 3-0-1 record against Rage, and a 1-0-1 record in singles against Webster. But my tag record was more like 2-2 and 0-2...very subpar when you are a legend in your ownright like me. Then we get to the Pay Per Views...where I have faced rage and Webster once each. I faced Rage in the first ever TLC match at Black Sunday. Rage was the better man that night as he beat me after a Rage No More from atop a ladder through a table. No man would be able to kick out from that...and being a man, I did not kick out. I finished up 3-1-1 and 2-2 against Rage with a combined record of 5-3-1, a winning record against Rage, so my odds look stellar against him. But when I faced Webster again in my WrestleRage3 match, I pinned him fair and square in the match raising my record against him to 2-0-1 and 0-2 in tag. So I went .500 with 2-2-1 record. My Total record went to 7-5-2 against both Rage and Webster...so really my odds look pretty damn good at this match. I don't think that either of these men can still beat me...I am the world champ, Kreeper is the Canadian Champ. We are a team of champions and tonight we will win and show why we are both great fighting champions.
Stud then walks away from the rest room and heads down the hall to where he is to cut quite possibly his next promo, if he has a next one, and the camera obviously fades...
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