The camera shows Big Al Stud walking down the hallway. Stud is wearing a silver Charles Woodson jersey, jeans, and silver and black TMacs, with his newly won ICW World heavyweight Title draped over his shoulder. Stud continues on his way around the locker room gloating and smililng with his new title and he stops and sees a janitor. The man is just mopping away on the floor, with his mop. Of course this janitor has a mullet, because that makes him much more humerous. Stud just asks the janitor how the fuck he lives with himself. How can he pick up a chick? Janitor: Well there was this one blonde chick...I used to see her around alot, but this is the first time in like 8 or 9 months. I just went up all casual like and asked if she remembered the time she clogged the toilet...and I fixed it for here. I just said no harm no fowl all casual like, and she went away...I think she wants me Big Al Stud: Thats fucking disgusting! Get the hell outta my way, I got shit to do! Stud walks away from the janitor with a sickly look on his face and then wonders who the blonde girl was. Stud then walks around and heads into the locker room of Crazzzy Gerard. Kreeper and Jacobsen are in the room playing a little poker. Stud just turns around outside of the locker room and starts to talk about the big upcomming tag team match. Big Al Stud: Do you see those guys Webster? Those guys are hungry. Not for Subway or some shit like that. They are hungry for glory and for sucess. Guys like these are the best because they have something you dont have, determination. But they can't get it all done for themselves, they need a great leader...and I am that great leader. Just look at Gerard...soon I will help boost him up to the United States level to take your title Webby. Then Jacobsen will carry on the tourch as IC Champion...and Mr. Kreeper is going to become the second greatest Big Al Stud Champion ever...behind only me, the legend of my own title. But Main Event, you guys aren't hungry like you were a year ago. You see, well no you dont. Tuesday Night you will get a glimpse of it all up close...but that just a piece of the puzzle. You will see at Rude Awakening how much these guys really want it...it will truly be a Rude Awakening for Main Event when we beat you every night up till the PPV, then take your titles! Big Al Stud: Well lets first off start with Rage. I saw Rage's little promo about Big Al Stud and my new partner Mr. Kreeper. Of course I have got some stuff to say about this stuff. Rage, first you came out and just talked about how you have paid your dues. Rage, don't tell me anything about paying your dues, because that is certainly the last thing that you have done. I mean, its not like I am saying you suck or shit...but I am just going to say that paying your dues is not what you did, you did something many consider smarter...but we will see come Tuesday Night. I mean you came right into ICW and won a whole bunch of matches in a row. I can't blame you, thats a fairly smart way to do shit here in ICW. Those thirteen straight wins over only a select few number of individuals worth beating earned you a chance at the ICW World Title. The only people worth fighting whom you beat is me, but I was being drug down by injues...and Patrick Webster, whom I will give you props for. You see, after you had the title, you jobbed it and got it jobbed right back to you, so don't talk to me about jobbing titles. But back to the subject of you beating Webster...don't you thikn that maybe there are some sour grapes? I mean Rage, its not like you and Patrick ahve been great friends since oyu joined ICW...so it wouldnt be any shit for him to turn on you in a heartbeat. I know Patrick better than you or anyone else in ICW ever will. He turned on me while we were great friends, and ICW's best tag team. He turned on his friend and tag team partner, I dont think he would hesitate to jump a cocky and arrogant aquantance of his...the question is are you going to be watching for it like I wasn't Rage. Rage, you also talked early on about how this win Tuesday Night could re-jump-start your career. It could start a new streak off with a bang, beating the man who ended your last streak, and the current ICW World Champion. Rage, don't you realize that if you don't win this match comming up on Tuesday, then its not going to jump-start your streak. Don't you know that Kreeper and I are not about to just let you come out of no where and beat us int he middle of the ring? Don't you realize that I am the single hottest wrestler in ICW right now? I am regaining the stature that I was at in January, while I was beating your ass on the regular. The only thing is that I am becoming more dominant right now that I was in January. You had better be worried because of the big man who is going to be backing me up Rage. Mr. Kreeper does not play around...I think you learned that at Mind Games. Big Al Stud: After all that unorthodox talk, Rage started to single me out, and I'm down with that. I just hope Rage realizes that I don't take this shit lightly and I am going to respond to that very promptly, and maybe not in a nice way. Rage had to explain to the people that I beat Max Powers for the ICW World Title. rage just proved for smart he is, because he doesnt realize what the differance betweenhaving fans and not having fans is. Rage, when you have fans, they seem to be pretty up to date on the happenings of you. Being that I am the most popular wrestler right now in ICW, notice my Viewer's Choice Award...my fans tend to notice when I win the ICW World Title. Now, people dont like you...mostly because you are lower than trailor trash, Rage...you are dumpster trash, litterally. The people all know that I won the ICW World Title, not just because it is big news in general, but also because the people love me and have been following my carrer for a long ass time. I am going to skip this whole sentamental crap about winning the ICW World Title, because there is a time and a place for that stuff, and this is neither the time...nor the place. I just want to know another thing Rage, who are you to criticize me? Who are you to try to tell me that I should not have turned on my friends to acheive personal glory and give the fans someone to cheer for? Rage cannot tell me what is best for my career. It is not my fault that I saw the light, and realized that the fans are who makes the wrestler. Its not my fault I learned that without the people there is no BIg Al Stud, and the people dictate what happens in ICW. The fans loved to hate Big Al Stud with a passion, and I was stuck in the US Division. Now the fans love big al stud more than anyone else in ICW History...and I am the world champion. I dont think this is anything short of not a coincidence, but it just shows to Rage that I made the right decision, no matter what he thinks. Rage then does the same thing that he always does...and that is talk about my breif title reigns. This just proves how much of a hypocrite that Rage really is. We can take a gander at some of Rage's big title reigns. We start with Rage's two World Title Reigns. His first reign was 14 days, in which he never successfully defended it, and ridducles me for losing the title. The only problem is that Rage straight up dropped the title to his friend Max Powers, just to give the title back to him. Rage's reign was three days longer or so, but thats only dependant on how long he goes between winning it and defending. So we can skip down to Rage's US Title reign, where again he never defended the title succesfully, but is ever so quick to jump on my bones about that kind of stuff. Rage held the title for 25 days, but never once won a US Title Match except for when he beat me, while I was haveing peresonal problems and was barely able to even show up for the Pay Per View card. I can hold any title I want a month at a time if I am never scheduled to defend it, and thats what it comes down to. Rage always talks about how I don't defend titles, but is just a hypocrite because he can't follow through with what he crytiques me on. Rage held the Canadian Title for twenty three days before my partner Mr. Kreeper easily took that title from him. I dont recall him defending in those 23 days, but it is possible. This proves two things, one of which being my record breaking 54 day reign as Canadian Champion was much better than Rages...but also my tag team partner is a better wrestler than him, seeing how he pinned rage not just 2 weeks ago. The hardcore Title is not even worth looking at because it is not worth holding. All I know is that High fucking Tyme beat him, and that is just embarassing...again with no defenses ending successfully. So lets look at one last title, and thats the tag team titles he held with TWO. This reign just lasted a pathetic three days before losing to who? BIG AL STUd and Johnny jacobsen. I am 2 or 3 and 1 against Rage in tag team matches, with the loss comming last year, but the wins comming dominately this year in late winter. I have well over 100 days as Tag Team Champion with around a dozen defenses, so there is a title that I repeatedly defend well, the only problem for Rage is that this match is a tag match...and thats the match many think I am best in. Rage just talked about how I dont earn my stables reigns, even though I obviusly carried End of the Line and IT, and helped with alot of the load for ME. This just proves that Rage doesn't know what he s talking about and I am the leader of Revelation. We are taking over ICW with my guidance, and of course I am going to help when we dominate ME at RA! But before that we are going to dominated ME on TNEF with a short little tag match. Big Al Stud: the promo was getting about half over so rage talked about Mr. Kreeper. It is not my job to discuss this slandering remarks, so I wont. But later Rage got back to good ole Big Al Stud...it really started with Rage just saying that I was going to lose in some weird yoda immitation. Rage then tried to suck up to Webster as much as he can, because he is cautious of Webby jumping him during the match...and I dont blame him. I know first hand what that is like...I dont trust Patrick Webster, end of story! Rage talked about fighting Webster a whole lot, which is just stupid because he is not facing Webster, and thus was just wasting his promo time and ICW money. That is likely why I am being sent back out here to boost the ratings back up above average. Rage talked about ME being the greatest stable in ICW history, as if he is part of the legacy. Rage acts like it was him who carved out ME's greatness, but I did more than anyone else to make many of the things ME had...I brought in much of the talent, and hell, it was even my idea to bring in Rage. BUt soon something new is going to happen to ICW. A real life revelation is going to sweep through. Before you know it people with be like, what the hell was the main event...they will remember one word only, and that word is revolutionary, because that is just what our new stable is. Rage and Webster are about to find out first hand what Revelation is all about, comming from the leader and a fellow fighter...Mr. Kreeper! Big Al Stud starts to walk away as if he is about to end his promo, and then Crazzzy Gerard grabs him. CG says that Webster is cutting a promo and they go to watch it. After the promo is over Big Al Stud looks into the camera and starts talking about...this time about Patrick Webster and his promo. Big Al Stud: For some reason Patrick Webster thinks that Mr. Kreeper and I are going to be as easy to beat up as those rookies where, but there are some real flaws in your theory Pat. First of all you will notice how those rookies were no talent ham and eggers. Did you not have a sense of the skill those two lacked when you attacked them. That is not the same feeling you got when you battled me one on one and slapped the D-Device on you. The first major differance aside from the skill factor, is that Kreeper and I are not rookies. Now, Kreeper might not be the most experienced wrestler on the ICW Roster...but he is not a rookie by any means. He is a mid carder, there is a big differance. Webster I think you would know the differance, since thats where you are right now. Albeit it is the upper mid card, but still the mid card wrestler non the less. You are not the World Champion like I am, main eventing every single match that I am in. But there is one last differance between Kreeper and I, and the rookies...you jumped those rookies. Not only did you fight talented jobbers, but you snuck up and jumped them. They did not know what you were going to do, but Kreeper and I do. Jumping is just the way that you Main Eventers are, but you wont be blindsiding me or Kreeper on Tuesday. We will have days to train and study tapes...we are going to be just as ready for the attack as you will. So basically, it will not go down the same way as it did with those rookies. Webster, you then started talking about irrelevant matches in your past. Matches against Reaper that were good, but not this Tuesday. You had better take your focus off of Reaper, the number one contendor, and onto Big Al Stud...the world champion. You had better take your eyes off that newly won United States Title and take a look at the man who took that title from you, and also made that title what it is today...Big Al Stud. Finally Webster, you got ready to talk about the World and Canadian Champions, the ones who are soon to take the stables titles from you...so lets see all what you had to say. You had nothing of any relevance to say about me, you just talked about Mr. Kreeper. Perhaps this was a wise decision on your part because you dont want to make me mad, because I am crazy...but eventually it will happen. I know you Patrick Webster, and I know that you will discuss the World Champion, you have to. Then I will say what I think about what you said. But right now, I am going to leave Kreeper to respond to what you had to say about him... Stud then shuts up for a while and looks at the TV as Revelation just stares blankly. Rage has just wrapped up another promo. Stud sighs and looks back at the camera, then commences with his response to Rage's breif promo. Big Al Stud: Rage, can you please bitch just a little bit more. In the begining of your promo while you whined and bitched and moaned and complained you said alot of BS. In fact so much of it was wrong that I am even going to mention it...actually I am because the people love to hear me talk. I love the fact how you mention your little streak over and over as if you were main eventing all the time while you went on your "tear." I mean you ebat people like Bullgod and James Max over and over, that is nothing to brag about. That does not make you worthy of a world title shot, in fact its not really even worth mentioning the way you dominated the Hardcore Division, and then dominated the Canadian Division after you had been in the federation almost a year...I mean, some people like to move up in life. If I was you I would start wrestling big stars in big matches, then try to get some little streak and see how it works out. All you did in the first few minutes of your promo is point out why you joined the Main Event as my replacement, you admitted to trying to use and manipulate ME to try to get a world title shot. But thats okay, me being in another stable now...I don't really care. But Webster might, so I would watch out for him. Rage had a major inacuracy by saying that he defined the word streak in ICW. Actually in terms of wrestling in the ring, Jade Shocker started his famous streak, in which he actually beat big name wrestlers on a regular basis. His streak might have been a couple days shorter than yours, but I would trade his success for yours...but we can't really do that. As far as the origional streak, we can look ath the first ever Beach Brawl. We see a man, who happens to look kind of like Patrick Webster, who was seated in seat number 12 in section CC...when he ran around the arena...he is the one who truly invented the streak as far as ICW goes. Get to know your facts Rage, it will make you seem smarter. Anyway, enough about Rage bitching an moaning about how he has not gotten a title shot. Rage, I will tell you this right now...ICW's World CHampion has noticed what you have done...but he hasnt seen anything spectacular or really standing out...as a matter of fact...when you do something worth noting, maybe you will get a title shot. You can start by actually putting up a decent attempt to try to pin ICW's best wrestler...Big Al Stud! Big Al Stud: So finally Rage got to talking about myself and Mr. Kreeper, and let me tell you...it was in itself, nothing really worth bragging about...just like his little streaks. I have also heard, by the way...that Rage's streaks are very little, if you catch my drift...Eh? Alright, that wasnt very good. Anyway, back to the promo. Rage decided to do the same thing he did in his first promo, diss my titles reigns. He can say whatever he wants about my reigns, but its not funny, witty, 100% correct, its just boring. Rage has to desperately cling onto the one thing that he can use to insult me, because thats all there is...and Rage can't ever seem to think of new material. He just comes out and does five or six promos for his matches that are all the same, only reworded differantly but say the same things. Rage then must have realized that he has nothing to say because he then started talking about other people excluding me. People like Volcano, Shanghai Kid, and James Max. Where are they in ICW? Not anywhere near standing in a wrestling ring. They are long gone somewhere in hawaii licking their wounds trying to get better so they can come back and ebat you again Rage. Rage then just obviously ran on material and decided to mentally molest the name of my stable Revelation, and a member...Gerard...who is not even in the match. What a great promo that was Rage...I'm glad that you covered so much ground that was either relevant...or not in your last promo. Stud shuts up for a breif time and Patrick Webster cuts another promo. Do these men ever stop? Stud isn't stopping, he glares back into the camera with an obviously agitated look about his demeanor, and then starts talking about Patrick Webster... Big Al Stud: Webster started off with some nice things to say about me, he talked about how I am in the Hall of Fame, as wella s teh first man ever to hold the same title eight times. Well Webster you are also in the HOF, and have held a crappy stables title eight times, so I suppose I shouldnt be all so flattered, because the same can be said as well about you. Webster was of course the one who brought up the scaffold match, my very first match ever in ICW. How no one expected a ham and egger like myself to beat the king of extreme Patrick Webster. But I pulled the 180, I pulled the upset. After the match everyone was asking about that rookie known as Big Al Stud, and about how I was the next big thing. That is why I was instantly granted a UNited States Title Shot...I was really given anything that I wanted upon my request, because I was becomming that damn good, all because of dominating you Webster. That same thing happened at WrestleRage3 when I beat you. Everyone realized who was the biggest man in the industry and who carried not only the best tag team ever, but the greatest stable ever...and instantly I was elevated into the world title scene, as you can likely tell from the title I carry around my waste with much pride. But all this talk about me winning against you in every element is sure to discourage you, as it did earlier...so I will stop, just in remembrance of our former friendship and being the greatest tag team in ICW history. Patrick talked about how all the I ever did was bitch and moan and every other synonym for the word about not getting a world title shot. Well Pat, look at your last promo, you seem really to be the who bitches about my supposed bitching. Perhaps you just have a real additude problem that needs to be straightened out. Maybe you just think of everything everyone else does as bitching, as apposed to what you do as bitching cause thats what it is. And by the way, I generally don't bitch...I thoughtfully complain. Webster talked about how I seem to always manage to drop the ball whenever it gets passed to me. Well Webster when do I drop the ball, you failed to make mention of even one example of a time when the ball was dropped from ming hands like Az Hakim trying to catch a punt. I mean can you say it was at a big PPV like WrestleRage3? Back when I beat your ass in out US Title Match? Maybe you wanted to use the stables titles as a referance. Well the stables ball is a big ball, taking many people to carry that ball. I was forced to try and carry that ball all 100 yards just by myself, and I will admit it, I somewhat dropped the ball. I dropped 3/5 of the ball, while managing to carry my fifth and some of other peoples, because I did better than anyone could have imagined. Was it at another big PPV like Beach Brawl 2k1? Wait, wasn't that the one where you let Shanghai Kid pin you in the middle of the ring to end our first tag team title reign? Great...looks like it must have been me again who dropped the ball. Webster, try to point out a time in which I dropped the ball, because really you cant...because it is other people like you who try to lable me with the blame, no matter how much I strive to succeed...and generally do. So then Webster went on and on about how I have been labeled unable to win the big one. Well Webster, I remember you talking alot of smack on Friday Night before "the big one." You were talking about how Max was going to beat me, but guess what? I won the big one Friday Night. I won the big one the Tuesday before that against Reaper with Max as the guest ref. Of course, this is going to be three straight "big ones" no matter what you try to do to stop it. If you ask me that is pretty good for a man who has supposedly been labeled unable to win the big one. Webster wants to repay me for beating him and Powers, blah blah blah...thats just wrong...yadda yadda yadda, who cares what Patrick Webster wants? Crazzzy Gerard: Not me Big Al Stud: You know, now that I think about it...I dont really care what Patrick Webster, or any of ME for that matter, wants. Screw Webby and Rage, and everyone else in that sinking stable. They will get what they have comming to them starting Tuesday Night, and climaxing at Rude Awakening when they are systematically destroyed and then crumble after we take the stables titles from them. Stud looks into the TV camera and notices that finally Webster and Rage are not cutting a lackluster promo. Stud just sighs and joins in the festive gold fish activities, which is what poker has evolved into now...

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