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The camera fades in back to the beach just where just a short while ago Big Al Stud was training with Carl Weathers. The camera pans around the Gulf of Mexico a little bit, still in the beaches of Gulf Shores and then sees someone swimming right next to a boat. The man is Big Al Stud, and he swims next to Carl Weathers shouting at him to push it in the boat. Stud hears Carl say push it, and shoves the boat. Carl falls over and Stud swims to shore wondering what went wrong. Stud sits his ass down on a beach towl with everyone starring awkwardly at his short ass swim trunks. Stud starts talking as the camera crew zooms to his face, as to not show the short shorts.
Big Al Stud:
Hey Max, if you didnt notice by now, I really want this match. I have wanted this match forever, and I will continue to want this up until I get into the ring Friday Night. I want this more than you, it is obvious to me, you and everyone else. Why else would I be cutting promo after promo after promo? Why else would I be training out here like Rocky did in Rocky 4? Because I want the world title bad. I want this so much, you can't get a mental graspe of it, because you aren't me. I am not going to get into this shit about you getting more shots and than me, because I am not in that kind of mood. You know that I say excuses are like assholes, and King Crasher always has a big one. What I want to focus on, is why I am going to win the world title match Friday Night. And then if I have time, I will move onto how I plan on winning the World Title Match Friday Night.
Big Al Stud:
Well Max, the first reason that I am going to beat you, is something that I am fighting for. No, its not the world title...the obvious choice that many would select for what we are fighting for. The World Title, we are obviously fighting for, and thats what Max Powers has with him. He can certainly use it for his own benefit, by breaking rules to attempt to get disqualified, or to get counted out and keep his title. But this thing that I was planning on talking about, is something that I have, something that can be used for my benefit, and this little thing is something that I love to call...the people! Thats right Max, I have the fan backing, being the most popular wrestler in ICW right now. Thats right, I didnt win the 2002 Viewer's Choice because I am unliked by many and all, just liek you are Max Powers. The people love me and they want to see a great guy like me succeed. They are going to be on the top of their lungs screaming for Big Al, chanting B-A-S, B-A-S, as you try to pin me. It is things like that in which really drive me, and make me all that I can be in that ring. Its the people who make Big Al Stud what he is right now. I have to win this match for the people, to pay them back for all that they have given to me. I need to win the world title so that the fans can have a champion to cheer for. A good representative for ICW, and that man has got to be me. The fans need the new people's champion...someone they can cheer and their wives and fantasize they look like while they are having sexual relations and such. I am better looking than you, a better wrestler than you, and its clear to why the people have taken to a guy like me...you really stand no chance when I come down Friday Night with the people backing me!
Big Al Stud:
Well, lets see...why else am I going to win the matchup? Well there is this certain thing that I am going to hit on a little bit. Its a little thing that I like to call dedication, and I am one of the most dedicated wrestlers ICW has to offer right now, not that you are not Max...but allow me to explain. I havent seen you down on the beach running with Carl Weathers, or any other washed up former big name actors. Now that I think about it, I am the one who went to the Canadian Celebrities Party...I never really see you hanging out with any celebrities, washed up or not. It just somewhat leads me to beleive that you dont have any big ties in Hollywood. Thats alright, its not what I am trying to talk about, nor is it here nor there. In fact it matters not, what does matter is that I have been the more dedicated of the two as of late. I was the one training my ass off before our match, and even after our match at Mind Games. I am the one still training as hard as I ever have because I knew that one day I would get the rematch that I deserve. Maybe you are training though Maxwell Vernon Powers. Maybe you are training somewhere that I haven't seen you, maybe thats why you havent beenb on tv cutting promos like I have. I think I know you Max, and I think I know you well enough to know that you are training because you arent stupid. YOu are not stupid and I know damn well that you are not about to take a great competitor lightly, because you know that you have never beaten me in your intire ICW career, but I have beaten you. But dedication does not just come from training for your matchup, but it has to do with what you do in the ring. It also has to do with promos cut for your matches. In side the square circle Max Powers and I are basically equals. We are both very gifted atheletes, and even with our slight contrasts of styles, we are deadlocked more or less in the ring, and we both know that it can go either way. So we take a look at the promos and see that I have been cutting more than Max Powers. Not just for this match, which obviously I have been talking alot about, just like last time...but we can also look at other matches. Unlike our world champ, i tend to care more about every match. I am the one who cuts promos and preforms well in the ring for each match. Top that off with me being better looking and a fan favorite...I am really the best ICW World Title Candidate that there is anywhere, namely and most importantly, in ICW.
Big Al Stud:
Now I think that I should move onto something that I said I was going to move onto, and that is how I am going to win the world title match on Friday. I have given out alot of my strategy before, and it has never come back to bite me on the ass yet, so I am very comfortable doing it right now...but of course I'm not putting it all out there on the line for you. There is, in fact, one major thing that I am not going to tell you what it is, but I am going to say that it is big...very big. It could be the thing that puts me up over Max Powers to win the world title, and it is not my new stable. That is a completely differant thing, and even they dont know about what I am talking about. But back to that style that I am talking about, lets get to what my real strategy for Max Powers is going to be this time around. Well we can start by looking at the advantages and disadvantages that I have over Max, and that Max has over me. Well we can start with the intallelect. Of course, outside of the ring has nothing to do with it, so I am not even going to touch base with that. I am speaking strictly of what goes down in the ring, in which case the way that I, and many other unbias people think that I am just heads and shoulders above Max Powers. I am smarter in the ring than max because I am a thinking man's wrestler. I always know what I am going to to in the ring. I know what I plan on do when I step into the ring, I always have a sound strategy that is time tested, and I go straight after that strategy. For example, Friday NIght I am going to attempt to ground Max Powers. I am going to make sure that he can't get up to a verticle base, than he can't over power me. Just like I am smarter, on most likely faster than max...he is obviously stronger than me. I am not going to be able to wak into the ring and fight Max Powers blow for blow. Well, I could fight him that way...but it would be over soon and I would lose my shot at the title. That would not be smart, and seeing how I am the smartest WRESTLER, not person, in ICW...I would never ponder doing that realistically. Now that I am on my downpoints, such as Max being much stronger than me, lets look at another one. Max Powers is a more extreme wrestler. They didnt called him Max 'Hardkore' Powers for nothing. Obviously they called him Max 'Hardkore' Powers because he told them to, but who are they...who are they to judge? Max Powers is in his invironment in a hardcore match, just as much as I am out of my invironment in that type. It being a huge World Title bout featuring two of the biggest names not just currently in ICW, but in all time ICW history...I am sure that Pearl Pubner, or whomever the official in the match will be, he will likely be instructed to let the match go as much as possible. In this case, if the match ever ends up going outside of the wrestling ring, then Max Powers is right at home, and the sooner I get back to the ring the better. But like I have said before, Max Powers is hardcore and if the match starts to break down...he will dominate and I am in real trouble. But if I am not hardcore, obviously I have to be something...and what is that? I am a technical wrestler! I am the best damn wrestler that ICW has to offer. The squared circle is the humble sanctuary in which i do my worst. My worst meaning that I am at my best. There is not a single person that is in ICW right now that can out wrestle me in mat wrestling, and that obviously includes Max Powers. So my efficiant strategy is going to have to exist not only of keeping Max Powers grounded, but keeping it in the ring. The person who is going to win is obviously the person who carries out their strategy the best, and dictates the pace of the match best to their own benefit. Seeing that I am in the match, we know who is going to do that dont we? We know damn well who it is, and it is me! I will win that ICW World heavyweight Title for my second time, and this time it wont just end 11 days later. You will all see, and Max, I will see...you in the ring Friday Night!
Big Al Stud stops talking and stands up from his beach towel. Stud looks and the famous celebrity, who occasionally trains in movies, Carl Weathers is beckening Big Al Stud to come over. Carl has just been pulled ashore and been saved with CPR. Carl tells Al that it is time to run again, because Big Al Stud really wants this ICW World Title, just like rocky wanted to beat Clubber in Rocky Four. But this is more like Big Al Stud 20...its been a great career...and its about to get even greater!
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