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The scene shows up on a beach in Alabama, the city is gulf shores. A little tourist city that is growing in people every day. After a while the camera pans around untill it finds Big Al Stud. Big Al Stud is wearing some very short shorts and a tank top. He is running with Carl Weathers and beating the shit out of him, because Weathers i like 176 years old. Big Al Stud passes up Carl Weathers and runs up to the camera man as carl sits down and lights up a cigarette. Stud starts to speak about his big title match against Max Powers.
Big Al Stud:
Max Powers, let me tell you something straight up shoot style. I am going to beat you Friday Night. Thats what it is going to come down to. That is the only thing that can happen, I won't accept anything else. I know I have the tools, I have done it before, and this time I want it much more than ever before. I want this more than I ever could fathm about wanting it the first or second time I got chances. Max, being a man who respects your work, and appreciates what you have done for ICW and yourself as a person...I am going to tell you this right now. I am going to do WHAT EVER IT TAKES to win this match. If this means that I have to beat you...and I mean really beat you, untill you can no longer think...I will do it. This title is the biggest thing in my life. This means so much more than anything, which includes our history, the main event, Extremely Lethal, our former great friendship...it means more than you will ever know. You don't know what its like to get shit on by the staff, as you have been given more title shots than me, but now that I finally get my 2nd one on one title shot, with no El Oso around to blow it for me, this time I am not leaving the arena without that gold belt around my waste. If this means to beat you as much as I can until you will give it all up, which I am full aware will be alot...one hell of a beating to use an old warne out cliche. If that means I have to do that, then I will do it, because this means more to me right now that any person ever could, or even any group of people, excluding kin. There will be no accepting defeat, there will be no defeat. If I cannot get the job done and win the ICW World Title Friday Night, then there is truly no point in me being in ICW...and I will have to contemplate my retirement as an active ICW superstar. Max, you know who I value my career here in ICW, and how much it all means to me...and just knowing that I said the belt means more, and is worth throwing my whole career away, than my career...than you are one of only a few select number of people who will know how much I want this match, how badly I want to beat you, and how badly I want to win the ICW World HeavyWeight Championship Title for the second time in my already legendary Hall of Fame career.
Big Al Stud:
Now Max, just like I said that one thing was going happen, and that is me winning the ICW World Heavywight Title...there is something else that is going to happen. I am going to tell you that at sometime on Friday my new stable is going formate on Friday. Thats right, Main Event, genesis, and the whole world had better take notice that a new revelation is going to sweeping across ICW, so to speak. This stable is going to be marked of talented wrestlers with real futures ahead of them. With my guidance we will dominate ICW and monopolize the stables, something that ME failed to do this time around. The world will all just see, and it will all start Friday Night when I beat you Max. I am going to beat you and take back the ICW World Heavyweight Title that I never lost. Thats right Max, I said that I never lost the title, because that is true! It was that scottish bastard Mike Lindsay who let Ice pin him and lose the title for me. It was that bleach blonde, surfing, english speaking mexican dude El Oslo who got pinned to not let me win that title back. Notice how neither of those pinfalls involve the great Big Al Stud getting pinned. This means that I didnt lose either match for me, it was obviously someone else who blew the whole match for me. Not me! Someone else keeps blowing the title for me, obviously I never lost the title and I should still be the champ right now. I should have the most dominant reign ever at a great 11 months, and well over 330 days! That is just what it comes down to. But Friday Night it is a straight one on one match, there is no one to cost me the match, or lose the match for me. Max, you might say that I dont have ME to back me up like last year, but I have my secrative stable, who for all you know might be half ME members to hold your stable at bay. Friday will go off without a hitch because it is one on one, with no one to lose me the title, just like last year!
Big Al Stud:
And speaking on the subject of my title shot last year, lets speak a little bit on that subject. I have already run by the similarities in the date alone of the matches, exluding that both title shots where on Friday NIght Riot. Thats just a little something for you to think about, but I still want to run down some other things. When Ice and I came down to the ring, Patrick came with me, and Ice had the Intercontinental Champion...Max Powers with him. Last year I was head an shoulders above you, and now I am still above you, regardless of what titles you hold. But lasat year, did you side with your best friend? No, you were like Azrael in Dogma. You just tried to wait it out till the winner was decided. I mean just like when I faced reaper, try as you might...you did everything in your power to get me to lose. You even pulled Pearl Pubner out of the ring when I was pinning Ice, and so you got tossed. Just like I am going to toss you over my head with the Devastation Device, a move that you have never kicked out of, and you never will. This match was hard, just like this is going to be. neither man would give up last year, and I know this year it will be no acception. I am not going to just let you win, and I am assured that youo wont ever surrendor either. After a while Ice pinned me, but I had my foot on the ropes. Then the man who is still currently the commish, King Crasher set the record straight. About ten minutes later, a devastation device from atop a ladder put Ice away and won me the World Title. This all happened last year against Ice, who was the best wrestler of last year, and had the best summer in history. But this is this year, and you are only Max Powers...you are no Ice, and you are inable to dominate like your good friend did so well. The one who is going to dominate this summer in ICW is standing right here on the beach, looking before you...the one who is going to dominate this summer of 2002...is Big Al Stud. It will be the Summer of Stud!
Big Al Stud: Now Max, I already used a poem in another promo, and last time we battled, i had a series of great quotes. Whattaya say that I do another quote just for old times sake? Well I know you don't want me to, but I am going to do one anyway. This one comes to the second biggest fan favorite in wrestling histroy, behind me of course, known as the immortal Hulk Hogan. It was just before Hulk's Hogan World Title match with the Ultimate Warrior when the immortal one said "Its not wether you win, or you lose. Its what kinda winner you are, and what kinda loser you are...and Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope...your a good loser." Now Max, I know you stole your whole little 'powering up' gimmick from Hogan, but when it comes down to it, I have more Hogan like qualities. That quote is self-explanitory, so I am just gonna slightly edit it for you and say it from Big Al Stud. Max, it doesn't matter wether I win, or wether you lose...all that matters is what kind of winner I am, and what kind of loser you are...and I sure as hell hope that you are a damn good loser...brother!
Carl Weathers finally finishes smoking his cigarettes and walks over to Stud. He taps Big AL on his shoulder and says he has more running in the sand to do if he ever wants to beat Mr. T. Big Al Stud says he isn't facing Mr. T, and Weather chuckles. He says if that he is facing Mr. T, if he catches his drift...nudge nudge. Stud and Carl do a cheesy laugh and then start sprinting in the sand as Big Al Stud sprints faster and faster and Weathers just drifts back out of breath.
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