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Nothing is showing on ICW TV right now, it is just a plain old boring black screen. The screen slowly fades from the black to the hallway of what appears to be a room for interviews, with the ICW logo in the background.. The scene is somewhat scratchy, thanks to some high-tech camera tricks, it appears to be somewhat of an older scene, but it of course is not. Big Al Stud is standing in the foreground with a little bald interviewer...the interviewer speaks...
Bald interviewer: Big Al Stud, the man who is going to be facing Max Powers for the World Title. here we are at the eve of Friday Night Riot, where you are going to be going one on one with Max Powers for that World Title you want so badly...
Big Al Stud: Well you know something little bald man? You don't have to remind me, and all of my Stud-o-maniacs, about this upcomming match with Max Powers because really I already know about this match. From the training I have been doing even after Mind Games, I am prepared for this ultimate challenge. Fuck this, this is retarded...
Big Al Stud grabs the bald interviewer by his tuxedo around the neck area, and shoves him flying off screen.
Big Al Stud: MAAAAAAX POWERSSSSSSS! I hope you are ready for the rematch, because I sure as hell am. Lets start with a little refresher course, because that one promo was going no where. I am not going to go with those clever witty promos that I usually have. I had the great quotes, the most origional idea in ICW history...but that matters not. I was going for the classic promos, but that won't cut it. Fuck those little witty ideas, I am going to just straight up say what is on my mind. Whats on my mind right now is Mind Games. We battled it out at Mind Games, and I think we all know what happened. Well, just from looking around people can get the jist of what happened, but they can't tell the real story...so I will tell it how it is, like I am so well known for doing. yes Max Powers won the match, and kept the covitted ICW World heavy weight championship that I was shooting so high to gain. Yes Max Powers did score the pinfall to win the match, but really if you dig deaper you find that their might be a better mental winner, than a physical winner. Something we can look at is the close falls in this match up, and there were many of them. Just a few minutes into the match Powers tried to pin Oso, but couldn't even get a two count after hitting a decent move, as far as moves Max Powers can do goes. Then just moments later I hit a little superkick, nothing special...just perfectly executed like I always do, to El Oso. I damn near won the match right then as Oso kicked out just before the three count. This proves right there that just seconds later I came closer to doing the job that Max Powers was trying to do. Just another way of showing the world that I, Big Al Stud, am without a doubt better at everything that I do, than Maxwell Powers. Later on I was kicking Max Powers's ass and El Oso snuck up from behind and hit a move and almost pinned me. Its brilliant how he can almost get the job done when he jumps me from behind, but me being so resilliant, I surely kicked out of that pinfall attempt, with a little bit of help from Max Powers. Which was only fair because of the way I had been jumped from behind. So I get up and see Max Powers, and hit a hard clothesline knocking Powers flat on his back. I make the cover and surely have the match won, when El Oso dropkicks me in the back of the head. I had Max Powers beat and the title won, but El Oso had to break up the pin, just as I was to pin the ICW World Champion and win the title for myself, proving how great I was, and am! Oso jumped me and made the pin, but I kicked out just as Max Powers kicked him in the side. It might have looked as if Powers broke up the count, so say some of my friends, but me and all my friends know that really I kicked out and then Max Powers kicked El Oso just out of frustration knowing that he should have lost the match already to Big Al Stud. So later I am fighitng both of the wrestlers, 2 on 1, and it was a knock down drag out, because I am just that good. Oso was the 2nd man, and he attacked me. Since I was attacked by double the men that I myself am, Max Powers did what any wrestler would do, he felt guilty, and broke up the count. It was the least he could do, because he owed me for double teaming his former, emphasis on the former...best friend. Later on I get Powers one on one again and what happens. I capitolize on another Max Powers mistake and use his own momentum to give him the tilt a whirl slam from hell. He kicked out, but that can be expected, seeing how it was a good move, but not a major offensive move. When I covered Max, on the other hand, the ref decided he would make a terribly slow count. So I got up and started to discuss this slow count in a gentleman's fashion, and if you notice I even motioned for a time out as I got up. But did the official grant me my T-O request? Of course not, because he had to set up a handicap to even the match out, as if the handicapped nature was not enough. The ref allowed El Oso to come up from behind and roll me up, and quick as he could he counted to two, as I kicked out. At the point when I quickly kicked out it would have barely even gotten close to a one count at the ref's normal counting rate. Its just another way that ICW has it set up to even out the playing field and make the matches last longer.
Big Al Stud: Of course, I have had longer matches, like my Iron Man Match...but this one was decent in the length. After a while I got Powers in a good situation and hooked him in the Studder Step, the best submission move in ICW HIstory. Some say it is another move done by someone in that very ring...but all I say to those people is the Bear WHAT? I had Max Powers locked in the middle of the ring, in an uncounterable move that I invented, and El Oso again had to come into the ring and save Max Powers and his precious little world title. If I had an allie in the match, who knows? It might have been a little bit differant. This Friday there will be no third player like El Oso, and it will come down to who is the better wrestler between myself and Max Powers...us two alone. But anyway, on Sunday El Oso broke up the pin and saved Powers again! So I turn around and battled against this double team as best I could. I beat the heck out of Powers already, and then hooked El Oso and hit the Devastation Device. The 2002 Global Award Winner for Finisher of the Year, I might add. Of course El Oso had no chance in hell to kick out of the best move in ICW's lengthy existance. But what happened, again these two helped each other out and Max cralwed over to save El Oso. Again I should have won the world title, and would have had it not been a glorified handicapped match. Friday It will be solely one on one, and I will win the match, because I am the best singles competitor in ICW today. So what happens now, aside from me being slightly fatigued by this 2 on 1 bout? El Oso goes and lets Max Powers Power-Up! I mean what the fuck is that? I wouldnt let Max Powers Power-Up and pin me to lose the fucking world title for him. So Powers Powers-Up and then pins El Oso. Everything is all honkey dorey right? Wrong. There is something that doesn't sit well at all with a man of my intallect...Max Powers did not pin me, the number one contendor. He pinned El Oso. He tried earlier, but could not pin me. He tried and tried, but he couldnt get the job done. He has never been able to get the job done and pin Big Al Stud frankly because I am the better wrestler of the two. You might wonder when have I ever pinned Max Powers, but I will direct your attention to Friday, May 3rd, just over a month ago when max Powers and I battled one on one, just before he went on to get my title shot and win my world title. I gave teh D-Device to Max Powers and of course, pinned him in the middle of the ring for the one, two, three! I can beat Max Powers, I have done it in the past. Max Powers cannot beat me, he has tried and failed many times. That has got to be picking away at the back of Max Powers's head. He knows that his little title reign is all a charade now, because he knows that he cannot beat me. He knows that he was lucky to escape Mind Games as the World Champion, because he could not get the job done against the better man. Max knows that his days are marked like a Rock fan. Max Powers realizes that I am the better man than him and that I am going to prove it once again to the world when I beat him for the ICW World Heavyweight Title, and get my second magical World Title Reign. There is a bright side though Max, if history shows any signs of repeating itself, I will more than likely lose the title back to you in a matter of days, but I dont really see that happening!
Big Al Stud starts pumping his arms up and down in the air as if he is ripped or something. Stud starts grunting and mumbling things and then lets out a humungous AHHHHHHHHHH! And runs down towards ringside as if he has a big match right now.
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