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Friday Night Riot is just a few days away, and there are some major titles on the line. Big Al Stud is fighting for the Intercontinental Title, and he has already cut one interview/promo for this big starcade series match. Now it is time for part 2.
The scene for this promo is inside a public Library. A library you might, ask well yes as Big Al Stud had prior arrangements to read books to little illiterate children at the library. We join Big Al Stud who is sitting on a red wood stool, holding a picture book in his hand. The couple dozen children are all sitting in front of him on the "magic" carpet. This carpet is not really magic, it is beige with some stains on it, from bladder infected children, or spill prone tots. Stud then starts to talk.
Big Al Stud: Little Timmy, do you know what this book is?
Little Boy: My name is Joe, not Timmy.
Big Al Stud: Alright Joey, do you know what book this is?
Joe: No I can't read, thats why you are reading to me dummy.
Big Al Stud: Oh, haha we have a fisty little one over here. Well Joey, and every other Big Al Stud fan and/or children wanting to learn. This book is a book that has a real special meaning comming up on Friday. This book is called the little engine that could, with a little variation to it. As I read this beautiful piece of art, I will show you the pictures by holding the book up, alright...here I go.
Big Al Stud: One day there was this little engine, and he was all little and shi...stuff. This little engine was smaller and presumed weaker than all of the other engines in his little engine group. All of the other engines used to laugh and call him names. Sometimes they didnt let him in on those reindeer games...whoops wrong story. Anyway, there was this job that needed to be done. There was this great package of shiny gold belts that no one had, and everyone wanted. You see, one of the engines had to deliver the goods, and no one thought that the little engine could. Oh, and by the way, this little engine doesnt have a little engine by any means if you know what I mean. SO anyway, this little engine, everyone could tell that from the outside it was littler than all the others, but they could not measure the heart of the little engine. The little engine took the package and he was like chug a chug choo choo and in the end he never quit untill he made it and accomplished his task, and his dream. He ended up delivering one heck of a preformance that night, taking the gold wear it needed to be. And because he did such a good job delivering the gold, the man gave him a gold belt of his own to wear around like a little engine champion.
Big Al Stud: So really Joey, the moral of this story is that you should never give up no matter what the odds are. And when I told you wee lads and lasses about the significance, I am going to prove this moral to be true on Friday Night, turn to your local ICW channel and watch. Because the smallest wrestler on the roster is 222 pounds, but has a heart that con not be measured, and that wrestler is ME. I am going to be all like chug a chuga choo choo and get my gold belt and wear it around...like a little engine champion.
Stud sets down the book and gets up. He reaches off the desk and pulls out 8x10 glossy phots that have been autographed by him and he hands them out to all of the little kids before he leaves the building. Stud then exits the library as someone else steps in to read another book, using the real words and everything to the children. Stud then leaves the library al together and starts walking around, looking for someone/thing.
Big Al Stud: Ah, glad to see you could make it, I wanted to take a little bit of your time and talk some about yet another man that I am going to be facing in the starcade series match, a man by the name of Reaper. First I wanna thank you for tagging along as I read to children. If you recall, I talked about being the little one, well Reaper is the biggest of us all, so I figured I would talk about him first...
Big Al Stud: Reaper and I go waaay back, as do me and almost every single person on this roster. Why do we all go back so far? Well mostly it is because we have all been in ICW for well over a year and in over a year you wrestle each other many times, you team together, you see their random acts of incest in the locker room. Well I suppose that only counts for certain brothers who have been here a long time, hint hint. But back to Reaper, in my first stint in ICW, I did not face him, I didnt have any beef with him. I was wrestling in the United States Division, and he was wrestling in the World TItle division under the name of Metal, losing to rookies like Ice. So anyway, I got hurt the first time, and came back. At this time I was approached by someone who I came through the power plant and things like that with, and a good friend of mine...ICW's very own Ice. Ice was in a stable with a few otehr people, including Reaper...and he proposed that I join. So I joined their little stable and it lasted a while. Then at the first big Pay Per View, I think, cause my memory does not serve me well that far back thanks to countless blows to the head with blunt metal objects. Anyway, Reaper turned on us. Later he vowed to take out all the agression that he had boiled up inside and beat us all one on one. Well eventially he got to me, and he ended up RIPing me through the announce table. This move almsot ended my career by ripping tendons off of vertibrae. Reaper tried once to end my career, but he could not get the job done. Then I worked my way back to ring conditions and came back to ICW at the top of my game for the first time ever. Reaper was in the Extreme Icons, and again Ice asked me to join his stable, like a good friend would do. We were in the End of the Line, and we were damn good us two. But our partners where not, and we were forced to carry 55% of the load each. The first match we had with EI was the graveyard match just over one year ago. That match ended when Reaper buried me alive and pinned the dirt on top of me in controversial fashion in a result that should have been overturned. The next month Reaper stole Ice from me to join the icons, but I stole the stables titles from him, and the battle of one-upsmanship between us was only begining. At the next months stables title match, I had recruited a couple of rookies that were basically my lambs that I lead to slaughter. I lead them to slaughter by turning on them and joining EI, helping them win the match. Or so everyone thought. There was too much turmoil in EI, and later on THAT SAME NIGHT, I turned on EI and joined V. A couple weeks later I faced Reaper, and guess what he beat my ass again, but this time he failed to put me on the shelf for a few months. ME and Reaper didnt have much go on after that untill I took Ice and Webster from him to help me informing undoubtably the greatest stable ever in ICW, the Main Event. A stable full of champions and...of course main eventers. Again reaper and I went at it one on one, and guess what, Reaper beat me again, much like everyone knew he would. Oh shit, I forgot what was by far our most important match, this was in the final 8 men in the shattered innocence tournament. Yeah, yet again Reaper beat me, but this time he cheated. He had to use a steal chair and distract the ref so he could cheat some more, just to beat little old Al. I mean Reaper, if you are so good you should be able to beat me anyway. But no, I mean if the little guy cheats it should be alright cause hes little. And thats what happened in our last and most recent match, I proved that turn about is most definately fair play. I cheated against Reaper and I won, and I proved that anyone can really win if they cheat...but this time I am a completely differant man, and there is IC Title gold on the line.
Big Al Stud: Reaper, I dont know about you, but I have been known to fair EXCEPTIONALLY well in matches that have gold on the line, well with ones that I am challenging in. I'll give you a quick run through. In my 2nd match ever in ICW, i lost to joker for the US Title, but CHyna came in and cost me the match. Then I beat Chyna a week later for the US Title. I beat Kurt Angle for the US Title. I beat Rhyno for the US Title. That appears to be 3 out of 4 by my count. I came back and beat Jericho for the Canadian Title. I beat Crasher and Gladiator for the Tag Titles. I lost to Jade Shocker for the IC Title, but Blair cost me the match with a steel chain. I beat Jade Shocker for the IC Title. So now I am 5 of 7, with the 2 losses due to cheating, and Im not all about this cheatingness. Then I beat Super Ho and Christian Devyne for the US Title again. Then I won the Tag Team Titles from Pyro and Volcano. 3 days later I beat Pyro and Christian Devyne for the US Title. 8 out of 10, its fucking 80%, a great victory ratio if you ask me. THen I won the ICW World Title for the first time, and it also only took me one shot. After that I won the US TItle on route to being the last person to ever beat Joe Max one on one, 5 days before my birthday. That is the last title that I won in ICW, and it was almost 4 months ago. But I went 10 out of 12, about 83 percent, and I think there is about a 25% mathematical chance of me winning, but come Friday Night we will see what fate and the odds have to with anything, cause I know what they have to do...and they have alot to do with me, and winning. Now, I have some more charity work to do, because well the people want to see more of BIG AL STUD.
Stud grabs a santa claus suit and puts it on. Stud then gets up and ready to go out the door when Super Ho randomly walks in the room, and looks at the santa weird.
Super Ho: Oh, I was just looking for Big Al Stud
Big Al Stud: Well super ho ho ho this is just your lucky day cause this is santa stud and you know what, I was just about to kick this camera guy out...
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