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The ICW camera crew shows up in a local establishment in Montreal Canada. The camera shows inside the bar, tavern, joint, whatever you would like to call it and shows up Big Al Stud kicking back a few...if by a few I mean one or two. Stud takes a small gulp of his beer and then notices the cameras and starts to talk because long boring intros suck...talking is where its at!
Big Al Stud:
Well lets just look at what my next match is. Oh I know what my next match is, but do all of you? I also know where my match is, finally where I belong. Do you know where my match is? It is in the main event. That is where a wrestler of my stature belongs, in the main event of the biggest federation with the brightest stars ever...I-C-W! Main Event held me back, Ironically from the main event. Now that I have left I am main eventing the pay per view, getting the spotlight on me like it should have been for so so long. This is so long overdue, finally the push that the greatest technical wrestler ever to step foot in a wrestling ring is being handed out. I have waited long months for this push to come, and it is finally here, and I am going to fake full advantage of it, no matter what the costs. No matter what the casualities, and no matter who I beat...I am going to win...at all costs! Which brings me back to my origional question. Do you know who I am facing, cause I sure as hell do! I am going into the match in the main event against two illustrious ICW legends that I have had some real history with so far. I am facing not only my former stablemate Ice, but another former stablemate who has had it out to get me for his whole career, and that man is named Reaper. I am facing two men who don't like me, and the feeling is obviously mutual. Both men want to kill me, and ruin the Mind Games Main Event. But what they don't know is the only Main Event being ruined is not even the stable, but their main event...because I am going to ruin this main event for both of these guys...for my country. Thats right. Thanks to me we all know where my match is on the card and who I face, and we are going to learn where in the world my match is. It is Montreal, Canada. Canada, the namesake of the title in which Big Al Stud made and ressurected not once, but twice for Internet Championship Wrestling. Canada, the country that I was born in. Do you think a wrestler of my stature, my skill, my celebrity, and my pride is really gonig to be a pushover when we step into my ring, in my main event, in the country I was born in. This is Canada, the place were I am an ICON. The best wrestlers ever come from Canada, and some from Minnesota...and I am the best of those Canadians...I am the best WRESTLER in the history of the world...and that is nothing neither of you has beens can take from me!
Big Al Stud:
Now, do I really think that Reaper and Ice are going to be push overs? NO, of course I dont. These guys have been around ICW a very long time. Reaper a longer time than me, and Ice just a few weeks shorter. SO what leads me to beleive is that these guys also know how to get the job done. That hypothesis is easily proven when you take into consideration the fact that me, Reaper, and Ice are the three men that have twenty title reigns in ICW. Pyro, of course, has like 23 title reigns...so he hardly even counts. But Reaper and Ice know how to get the job done, and they have done it time and time again, just like the great Big Al Stud. These guys have shown time and time again that they, like myself, can get the job done in the ring...there is no doubt about that. But when we get down to it, these guys have not been getting the job done as of late at the rate that I have. These guys are not main eventing Mind Games. These guys are not the biggest name in ICW right now. They are not the center of attnention. Every single stable is not calling their cell 24-7. They are not the center f rumors circulating throughout the wresting world. When they make their move it is not going to completely and utterly shatter the foundation of ICW that has been just merely cracked by others. They are not Big Al Stud...and that is just what makes them both so dangerous. How does not being as good as me make them dangerous you ask? Well I will tell you just why they are so damn dangerous at their pathetic stages in their careers. These guys have both been drifting down to not just the mid card region, but even down to the lower card divisions temporarily. I mean look at Ice. He just had a lower card title loss to Crazzy Gerard in the biggest PPV of ICW's history. And Reaper, he went from Main Eventing WrestleRage2, to fighting a non title mid card match with Savage...but at least he won. But look at Big Al Stud, consistantly moving forward. Right now I am at my peak. I can't get any better, and I am not going to go back down. These guys are randomly being placed really high and they know they have something to prove. A year ago these guys would have blown the match off, because there would always be next week's FNR or TNEF. But this time there is no next week comming for them. Next week either one of these guys could be facing The Charter for all we know...and being guys who have both been four time World Champions...that is not something they want to do. These guys have to prove to everyone and more importantly to themselves that they are not washed up. They need to show themselves that they are not has beens. They need to beat the main man, the number one gun in ICW right now. They need to take out Big Al Stud at the FNR Main Event. How else can these guys show they still have it going? I'll tell you, there trully is no other way for these guys. Winning is the only thing they know how to do, and its what they need to start doing again. They both need a win, and I dont. That makes them hungry, and being fighting machines like they are...that makes them two of the three most dangerous men in the buisness. The Impact Player, Big Al Stud being the most dangerous. Whether it be the high impact Devastation Device or the career crippling Studder Step...I will prevail, no matter how dangerous these two men think and know they are. I am prepared to walk out of Canada in victory...and I will have it no other way!
Big Al Stud:
So who should we start with? It seems logical for a man like me, a history guru to start off talking about a little bit of history between me, Reaper, and Ice...and oh my there is alot of it. I am just going to touch on a few minor points and hit the two real major points. The minor points are just some random and unimportant matches that have gone on between Ice and myself. Such a match would be July 18th when Ice beat me for the United States Title. When it gets down to the whole scheme of things it is really somewhat trivial. I got the title back later and thats what matters. Another match that is a little bit more important involved Ice, Reaper and Big Al Stud. Reaper and Ice beat myself and Pyro in a tag team match, where Max Powers and Jade Shocker were the other team. Reaper and Ice had already proven their dominance over more or less of a rejuvinated Big Al Stud. One who would later rise to greatness against both of these two stars. When it comes down to Reaper, I have just happened to have very little success against him. Reaper has had my number. One June 22nd, my little brother's birthday, I gave him the cheapest present ever when I beat the hell out of Reaper for perhaps the first time in the ICW ring and pinned him in our most recent ICW match. I beleive that is the only time that I beat reaper in a singles match, but it will surely not be the last time. But that win by me is not the match that I want to focus on. I want to turn back the clock to much before that. Back when Reaper was in his prime, and I was trying to re-establish myself enough to fit into a division. It was a total reversal of fortune from where we are at right now. This is back in the early stages of 2001, back on February at Shattered Innocence. This was the day that Reaper and I met in the second round. Now, I will once again remind you that Reaper was in his prime and I was searching for a divison, just the polar opposite of what is going on right now. When the match was all said done Reaper did stand over Big Al Stud as the victor...but not without cheating. He had to knock the official unconcious and use a steel chair against me. This is back when I was a mere nothing to a guy like Reaper, and when he was the biggest name currently in ICW. Now we look and I am perhaps the biggest name and on paper and in the ring he has turned into just a mere nothing compared to me. There is one of the most important matches between me and one of the two people. We must now search for a big time match between myself and Ice. We could see the two times that he beat me for the United States Title, but those were both nearly two years ago, and when it comes down to it...they are just trivial now in 2002. We can look at Escape From Reason...where Ice scored more pinfalls...but we aren't going to. What it comes down to is that Ice did not walk away the winner and US Champ, so it is also just as trivial as matches that he won almost two years ago. The match that we are going to focus on took place on July 6th 2001. We all know what happened on July 6th 2001, Big Al Stud faced Ice one on one for the ICW World Title. I was really starting to come into my own before my brutal injury at Escape from Reason. But this, this was the Cold Summer. The summer of Ice. We had Christmas in July, and that was when I took the world title from Ice. I beat Ice when he was at his best, atop of the ICW ladder and on top of his game. He later beat Miker LIndsay to take my title...because Ice could not beat me. I could beat Ice when we were both on a roll, but he could not beat me. And what it looks like now is that I am just comming into my prime, but Ice is starting to slip. Any grasp he has now on his once ICW greatness is starting to deteriorate extremely. He remembers the times he ran ICW, and so do I. But now it is the time for Big Al Stud to run ICW. This is the time that Big Al Stud is going to run the summer, its the Summer of Stud. I am the biggest player right now, not Ice, and not Reaper. Two years ago it was Reaper, one year ago it was Ice...now it is Stud. I am going to win Friday Night, and then I am going to win Tuesday Night, and then I am going to win Sunday Night...along with a little shocker for everyone in ICW and the wrestling world. Thats in the future, but the immediate future is an ass kicking for Reaper as well as Ice...because do to things I have proven with those two major matches...I am going to win, and I am obviously the odds on favorite!
Big Al Stud:
Well if there is one thing that I know that Ice, Reaper, and I have in common...its a love to win. Well that doesnt make for a good promo, so we will focus on the three of our love for gold. We all love gold, its blatantly obvious. Its obvious by the fact that all three of us at the three men with exactly 20 total title reigns, and its really likely to become a competition to see who is going to be the first ever 21x champion. Can Reaper add a singles title to get up to 21? Will Ice add any title to get to 21. They better hurry and win one before the main Event of Mind Games because I am going to win the World Title and get my 21st. But when we look at certain statistics, its blantantly obvious to the untrained eye that Reaper and Ice are better than me, or at least have been throughout their career. We see that both of these guys have had four glorious reigns at the ICW World Heavyweight Title. I, on the other hand have only held the great title just once. The World Title is the ultimate title in ICW, or any federation and that is what you rank the main eventers on. You see that a guy like me only has one reign and you suggest that I just can't get the job done. When you see that these guys have four reigns you think that these guys are better. But to really know how good a wrestler is, you take a gander at the singles titles the men have held. Especially when they are all tied in total title reigns. Only half of Reaper's title reigns are singles, which means he has only held 10 singles titles. We also know that only 6 of the 10 are upper card titles. That just means that Reaper is truthfully over rated and not that great of a singles wrestler. Ice has twelve singles title reigns, as does myself. We are essentially even at the total title reigns and the singles title reigns, so it seems me must be the equals of each other in the ring. But you would think so, but not me. Back in the past Ice was much better. He ruled 2001. He won 2001 Wrestler of the Year...but this is 2002. I have been ranked number one 7 out of 19 times in this year. Ice has only had one, and there are none for Reaper. The second closest number of number ones is just 4 by King Crasher. We see that I have almost double the weeks at number one than the person in second just proving how 2002 is the year of Big Al Stud. No one has dominated like this since Ice...only he didnt do this well. Only Pyro has dominated the singles divisoin like I have, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley in the tag division. That places me up in the elites and Friday Night Riot I am going to beat two of ICW's all time greatest in a triple threat match that is just a glorified handicapped match!
Big Al Stud:
You might wonder how an obvious triple threat or triangle match can be determined a glorified handicapped match, but I can explain it to you. You know that I am facing Max Powers and El Oso at the Pay Per View. And they are wrestlers in teh stables Main Event and Genesis, just like reaper and Ice. I am being targetted by these two to try to take me down and out so that their allie can have a better chance at pulling off the victory at Mind Games. Not to mention I am not really befriended by either of these stables. I am joining one of them in the near future...but they obviously don't want to let on about it...so they still attack me. Main Event hates me for leaving, and Genesis hates me for being so good looking and being such a great wrestler. Thats just what it comes down to. These two guys have a chance of helping out their stablemates and making a name for themselves again, and for just that reason I am in some serious trouble Friday Night. But I am Big Al Stud, the best wrestler currently in the buisness and there is no doubt in my mind that I can persevier...this is jsut a great training for the big main event at Mind Games.
Big Al Stud goes back to his beer and takes a quick swig of it. One of the many new Big Al Stud fans (after all, he did win veiwer's choice) comes over with a napkin and a sharpie and asks for Al's autograph. The new, fan friendly Big Al Stud happily obligues to sign the dirty, sauce stained napkin and the little kid runs off smiling to his happy parents. Stud just looks into the camera and smiles as the camera man signals for Stud to cut. The camera fades and Stud goes back to resposibly drinking a little bit of beer.
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